Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: Waiting until the last minute to do something for Richard's birthday, I see.
Kim: Oh, I am not, Boober. I'm hoping to have the prologue and first chapter of my story posted today.
Boober: Then why aren't you working on it?
Kim: Because my word processer program is old and crap, okay? Sheesh.
Gillis: What songs are we putting into the fanmix this year?
Kim: Hey, that's your job Maestro. I'm just in charge of album art. But I think one or two of those items from Jim's memorial service might fit in well...
Gillis: *nodding* Yes, yes I believe you're right!
Boober: Why don't you restart your computer? That always fixes it.
Kim: Thanks for the advice, O Great and Wise Computer Tech. How about gifts for Janice, Beaker, Don and Alex? How're we doing on those?
Tosh: Well, we got a new hat and a CD of women in rock and roll for Janice...
Betty Lou: ...a flame resistant lab coat for Beaker...
Tosh: ...a book on classical composers for Don...
Betty Lou: ...and for Alex a gift certificate to the music store in town.
Kim: Sounds good, girls. Sounds good.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Of course you have permission to call them in Erin... Didn't I say so yesterday? Oh well...
And if by courtyard you mean the outside patio/garden with performance stage deck/gazebo, then yes, I think the peonies would be a nice touch amidst the black roses and orchids that bloom there. Who knows, maybe even Stinky would like some of them as company out there.
*Goes back to working on the list while Count's out shopping for gifts for the crew.

Hmm... Wonder who Beth got to watch over Wanda for the weekend while she's away.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: Good question Ed, I still don't know myself. If you don't mind, can I crash down with you guys?

Beth: You guys ready to go to lunch?

Roomies: YEAH!

 

[The Count]

Sure... Y Not. Thought Beth would've talked to Kathy, but is okay by me. And I think Fatatatita would like some catty company too.
*Mmm, gotta keep going to finally finish this monster headache today.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still asleep*
Floyd: *to Pepe and Animal* ssshhhhh!
All Three: *pop up around Alex's bed* HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Animal: *jumps up and down* PRE-SANT! *hands Alex a plate of food*
Alex: Oh how sweet you guys! And Animal! You made me breakfast? Awwwww..... *looks at plate* It looks.... delicious! *mumbles*whatever it is....
Pepe: Seniorita! I helped too hokay! See, I made you horchata hokay! And.... later..... we can share my real present together..... *suave, somewhat creepy look*
Alex: Thank you for the horchata! But as for the other present, no offence to you, but you might want to get me something else. You should know by now I'm not that kind of girl..... *looks around* Where'd Floyd run off to?
Pepe: Aw, well, um... he went off to see his lady, jou know? Because today is her birthday hokay? And um.... well, he wanted to spend some time with her....
Alex: Pepe, go no further. I got it. So, what are we getting Janice for her birthday?
Animal: CAKE! CAKE!
Pepe: zat is a good idea, no? Everybody like cake, hokay? Just like everybody like Pepe!
Alex: Well, Animal, I know you do seem to enjoy baking, so do you two want to get started on that? Pepe, you'll have to read the instructions for him. And don't let things get too out of hand, ok? I'll get started wrapping Beaker's present.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Cookie: Mmm, that good lunch
Red: It was pretty yummy
Beth: I'm glad we had some time to spend together. Now, you all have places to stay, so I'm going to leave you guys now, I have so much stuff to do, I need to go to stay at my real house tonight. So, I won't see you guys until Monday afternoon sometime.
Red: I'll miss you *hugs Beth*
Beth: I'll miss all of you, but you'll have fun with our dorm friends. There's a birthday party tonight.
Red: Party? Awesome!
Beth: All right, have fun, see you when I get back!
*they all hug and separate, Beth heads to her car, Red goes in search of Ryan, Wanda heads down to Ed's and Cookie goes to look for Bryan and his roommates*

 

[Erine81981]

Hey guys. It's Alex's birthday.

Murray: As well as Janice, Beaker and Don Music. Who is Don Music?

Grover: He is one the wonderful piano playing musicians of Sesame Street.

Murray: I guess i had never heard of him.

Oh this is great! I get to go buy Alex a birthday present! This is going to be great!

Murray: But don't forget about the others.

Bye. I've got to go! *shoots out door*

Murray: He forgot about the other birthday guest.

Grover: He does that alot. But do not worry. We can help out buy going to the store later.

Murray: Sounds good to me.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Studying* 2..3...4....*Scribbles something on her paper*

Bunsen: *Sits in front of her*

Claudia: *Only the sound of her pencil scratching against the paper*

Bunsen: *Stares*

Claudia: Hmmmhmmm *humming*

Bunsen: *Clears throat rather loudly*

Claudia: *Ignores*

Bunsen: CLAUDIA!

Claudia: *A high pitch squeal escapes her lips as she falls over* WHAT! WHAT! >_>

Bunsen: *Gets off the chair and kneels down on one knee near her* You forgot didn't you?

Claudia: About what Bunnie?

Bunsen: Today is a very special day for a certain assistant of mine who has kindly stayed up to help you with your homework. Today, Claudia, is the very day that marked Beakie's existence and you forget it?

Claudia: *Angered expression fades into a shocked one* WHAT? OH NO! Beaker, Richard, Alex...and the gang! OH NO! OH NO NO NO! *Panic struck* I DID NOT EVEN GO TO THE STORE YET!

Bunsen: You're lucky I even went to do those things. I labeled some to be yours so Beaker does not stay completely mad at you.

Claudia: I feel ashamed, thanks.

Bunsen: No problem.

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Beaker: *Sitting out of the school on the grass with a few sad sighs* Meee meee? *Looks at the window where Claudia and Bunsen are* meee...*Sniffles* *Wrapping his presents for Alex, Richard, ect.*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Well Red, I hope you like it here with us, we've got all the necessities. Refrigerator, sink, garbage disposal-
Red: Doozer sticks?
Ryan: ...Okay, not ALL of the necessities...
Red: Oh, that's alright, I brought my own. And my own dodgeball! Whoopie! Hey Gonzo, catch! *Red throws the ball towards Gonzo, which hits him and sends him flying into a wall*
Gonzo: Hahaha! Oh that was SO cool! Do it again!
Red: You got it!
Ryan: Yup, you'll be right at home.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: So what's the plan, Jan?
Erin: Hmm...I think the party's going to be out in the courtyard, plenty of room for people to goof off and have fun.
Storyteller: What are we going to do for the main course?
Erin: Since we've got such a decadent set of cakes, I'd say let's go for some salads, some pitas and grilled vegetables...oh, wait, Nora, did you pick up that box of chocolate-covered donuts, like I asked?
Nora: Right here. (drops box on counter)
Erin: Good, very good...(pause) What's the matter with Beaker?
Storyteller: Oh...Claudia forgot it was his birthday.
Erin: Aw, the poor guy...well, we didn't forget, Beaker's present is over there and...
Nora: It's flying away!
Erin: No it isn't, it's being carried.
Storyteller: Ah - so what's in it?
Erin: A brand-new lab coat, and a geode with bright golden crystals.

(the orange and peach-wrapped box, actually being carried by a certain Muppet performer turned angel, flies across the campus and is set down before Beaker)

Richard: Here you are, Beaker, old pal. Erin asked me to fly this over for you.