Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <peers out from behind piano> Lisa?
Lisa: GAH! <jumps> <glares at Rowlf> Don't SCARE me like that!
Rowlf: Oh, sorry. It's just... is that the notebook I think it is?
Lisa: ...<hides notebook behind back> What notebook?
Rowlf: The one you were just writing in.
Lisa: Um, uh- ME? Writing in a notebook? Uh... Must've been the new Vim Book you saw, y'know, um, Vimbo... Vimbie got full.
Rowlf: <shakes head> It was bigger than that.
Lisa: ...<ahem> Sure you weren't seeing things?
Rowlf: So which forgotten story is it? Heart of Gold? Flippersteps in the Sand? Or- dare I say it- Say Cheese?
Lisa: <big smile> CHEESE!
Chef: <takes a picture>
Rowlf: <shakes head> It was Heart of Gold, wasn't it?
Lisa: Rowlf, you KNOW Heart doesn't have a notebook. ...<wide eyes> I MEAN! Um- Not that I WAS... Writing in a notebook...
Rowlf: Flippersteps, then?
Lisa: <ahem> Do you think Clifford's still up?
Rowlf: <double take> Why?
Lisa: I need to talk to him about his love life.
Rowlf: <double take>
Lisa: <innocent look>
Rowlf: ...He might be up, but the rest of his room is probably asleep. Except Uncle Deadly.
Lisa: ...<shrug> Okay. I won't disturb 'em, then. Prawnie's baby sitting in the morning.
Rowlf: And you have a doctor's appointment. You should get to sleep.
Lisa: ...Um... I will... before TOO long...
Rowlf: When you finish the chapter?
Lisa: Probab- Uh, WHAT chapter?
Rowlf: I knew it.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I should go to work but the Moppet Family tv show is so exciting, I can't stop watching!
Wanda: I know, I really like that Izzy character
Beth: I thought you might
Red: Hey, come on guys it's a beautiful day, we should be outside
Cookie: Yeah, it real sunny
Wanda: In a minute
Beth: I really should go to work. A few more minutes won't hurt
*Beth and Wanda turn back to the t.v.*
Red: Come on Cookie, you and I can go outside
Cookie: Sound good to me

 

[MartyMuppets]

(Marty and Bill find themselves back in their dorm again. Bill is holding a bird in his hands, blowing bubbles in it's squawking face)

Marty: We're free Bill. Taminella is a harmless bird again.
(Bill releases her and she flies out their window squawking off out of sight)

Bill: Marty! I'm so thrilled to have you back.
Marty: Bill! (They embrace) Thank you for saving me Bill. If you hadn't taken that witch by surprise I never would've been able to smash that crystal.
Bill: I didn't think consciously about hope Marty. I was simply so furious when she spoke about going after Beth and her friends I had to lash out. You were just as heroic in taking advantage of snatching it off her.
Marty: Goodness Bill. Do you realize this makes us both heroes? She may have trapped the entire population of our dorms in that zone eventually.
Bill: That's right. We will have to mention this when we announce your return Marty.
Marty: Let's have us a personal celebration first Bill.

(They spend the next 15 minutes filling their dorm up with bubbles.)

 

[Beakerfan]

*wakes up to find self in bed, being prodded in the back with Pepe's feelers, Animal is curled up next to her* WHOA! Hold it right there senior! *rolls over and grabs feelers in a tight fist* What the hey is going on?
Pepe: Well, ah, jou have been in bed for a couple ov days hokay. And ah, I was just checking to see if jou were still, ah, jou know... living. *glances around* IT WAS FLOYDS IDEA! DON'T KILL ME!
Floyd: *mumbles* dirty double-crosser....
Oh, I won't kill you Pepe.... *lets go of feelers*
Pepe: Ah, thank jou seniorita! *rubs feelers and backs away slowly*
*turns to Animal* Go for it.
Pepe: Wha?
Animal: AHHHHHHHHHHH! *jumps on Pepe and begins pummeling him* DONT TOUCH! *continues pummeling*
Floyd, have I honestly been asleep for two or three days?
Floyd: You sure have! I thought Animal was gonna go crazy without you around!
Floyd, Animal is crazy.
Floyd: Yeah, well. You know what I meant.
Pepe: HELP! Oof
No way. I may be living with you guys, but I girl like me will only put up with so much.
Pepe: HELP! Pleeease!
Animal: *still pummeling* *lifts Pepe up like a WWE wrestler and slams him onto the ground* *glares at Pepe*
Pepe: Oh! Thank you for stopping! *begins smoothing his clothes*
Animal: *threatens to beat Pepe more*
Pepe: Hokay, hokay! *turns to Alex* Seniorita, I am sorry for offending you. I promise, from now on, I will not do that!
Good! Now, let's all go down to breakfast!
Floyd: Um, I think you mean dinner.
Uh, right! Let's all go down to dinner! *confused look*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: *On Claudia's lap watching the History Channel*

Bunsen: So they suspect aliens created the pyramids of Egypt? *Next to Claudia*

Claudia: It makes sense.

Bunsen: *Scratches head at her weird comment* Well History is full of mystery but that is what makes discovering the unknown rather exciting.

Beaker: *Looking up to her reflecting Bunsen's uneasiness*

Claudia: Well, look at Gonzo. *Smirks*

Bunsen: *Looks confused*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: No, aliens did NOT create the Egyptian pyramids! And for that matter...
MN: Oh, pipe down, Nora, you're starting to sound like one of my old professors.
Nora: (parks on sofa in a huff) I resent that...ow. (rubs eyes)
MN: Sixth of July, same as me. And speaking of ancient Egyptian history, they've identified the mummy of Hatshepsut.
Nora: Oh?
MN: Yeah, it looks like she was one of a couple of female mummies found in a Valley of the Kings tomb in the 1900s. Apparently, they buried her in a plain tomb because her stepson was bent on erasing her from memory.
Storyteller: Goodness...royal silly creatures can be vengeful and petty sometimes.
MN: And so can the common silly creatures. But some silly creatures, royal or common, are capable of being nice from time to time.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Gasps* It's possible! *Listens for Nora's response* XD (LOL!)

Bunsen: There may be people sleeping Mi-

Claudia: *Covers his mouth with a slender hand* Hush up.

Beaker: Meemeee..

Bunsen: mmm I agree wif Noraff aff fmell Beakie *Trying to speak through her hand*

Claudia: *Alien freak major*

Bunsen: *Breaks free* You are acting childish. Be reasonable! Aliens could not have invited themselves to build such wonders as the pyramid--I mean they possess technology that we don't. So please explain to me...Why would they stoop so low as to build them...hmm? Consider that my wayward friend.

Claudia: hmph

Bunsen: *Whispers to Beaker* I'm afraid that we've a nutcase in the room.

Beaker: Mee *nod nod*


LOL!

 

[Erine81981]

Another Note:

Hey gang,
Just wanted to let everyone know that we are still at my parents house and still no internet. My mom called and it should be tusday of next week that someone will come out and cheak it and stuff. The monsters really miss everyone there. Grover hopes that Bill found Marty He told me that Super Grover tried his best but kept running into Old ladies, doggies, kitties and other people in help. Oscar is loving it and doens't want to come back. I don't know why. (You should see the old milk barn in the back of our house. It's torn down and just trashy. A Grouches heaven) But can't wait to be back and hope everything is going just fine there. In the words of some guys....Talk to yous guys later.

Sincerly your freinds,
Kyle, Grover, Herry, Murray, Maurice
and the grouch himself, Oscar.

 

[ZootyCutie]

Okay guys. From the top. One and two and.

Maddie: The color of infinity inside an empty glass
I'm squinting my eye and turning off
And on and on and off the light

Janice: It's for this experimental film
Which nobody knows about
And which I'm still figuring out
What's going to go in my experimental film?
Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

Dr. Teeth: I already know the ending it's
The part that makes your face implode
I don't know what makes your face implode
But that's the way the movie ends

Lips: And in my experimental film
Which nobody knows about
But which I'm still figuring out
Your face implodes at my experimental film
Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's
Even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's

Zoot: The color of infinity inside an empty glass
It's for this experimental film
Which nobody knows about
And which I'm still figuring out
What's going to go in my experimental film?

All: Yeah—you're all gonna be in this experimental film
And even though I can't explain it
I already know how great it's gonna—
Yeah—you're gonna be in this experimental film

Maddie: And even though I can't explain it
Janice: I already know how great it's
Dr. Teeth: Even though I can't explain it
All: I already know how great it's

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Running through the halls crazily* I LOVE MICHAEL JACKSON AND AM NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT! WHOOOHOOOOOOO! *Acts girly* OMG MY HAIR IS SO FAT--IT'S-IT'S SO AWESOME! I CAN MAKE AN AFRO OUT OF IT! HEEEEHEEE!

Bunsen: *Writing down notes* Excessive sugar (To be specific, 1 bag and a cup of soda which was was forced down her throat) in the body may cause: Lack of common sense, large smiles, wide eyes, confessing a love for strange celebrities, making ludricrous comments that are capable to make anyone raise a brow, and lastly be overly flirtacious.

Beaker: Meemee. *Concerned about her hyperactive state and his money* Meeemeeemeee?

Bunsen: Do not fear Beakie! In 30 minutes or less she will pass out from loss of energy where she won't have a chance to send us to court.

Claudia: I love your glasses Bunnie. They make you look cute *Grabs them and puts them on*

Bunsen: Oh well *Bashful* Thank yo- *Realizes he can't see* Where are my glasses? *Searches with his hands*

Claudia: Glasses make me look smart. XD

Bunsen: Beaker, get them for me or I'll have to reduce your salary! *Searches*

Beaker: D : MEEEMEEE!

Bunsen: Which is why you get it from her. The experiment is still in the process so anything that happens will put your check in constant liability.

Beaker: *Shakes head and sighs in agony*

Claudia: *Goes back into the room still in her own euphoria before sitting on the couch*

Beaker: *Tries to get the glasses off of her face*

Claudia: *Gives them to him* HEEEHEE *Twirls his hair* Hey there handsome. XD

Beaker: MEEEMEEEEMEEE! *Gives Bunsen his glasses and rushes out of the room*

Bunsen: *Puts on his glasses* *Sees a passed out Claudia* Er *Closes the room door*

Beaker: *Comes back in* Mee.

Bunsen: Good thing she is forgetful.

Beaker: *nod*