Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

LITTLE BIRD, BABY BEAR AND ZOE: HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY PETER!!!

PETER: Well, Thank You

ZOE: We Got You the Brady Bunch DVD Set

PETER: Thank You

LITTLE BIRD: The Brady Bunch

BABY BEAR: And We Baked you a Cake

PETER: Thanks, I'm going to have a Sunshine-Y DAY!

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello from the dorms management team.

Sorry for not reporting this yesterday but April 12 was Peter's birthday. If you want to hold a party for him this weekend, that'd be OK with me. Or if you just wish to leave him a card and a present, please do so at Room #27's doorstep. Hope this is OK and have a great day today.

After all, it's Friday the 13th! *Evil laughter can be heard through the halls.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Boober: W-what was that?
Kim: Oh, just Ed's evil laughter in celebration of today being Friday the 13th.
Boober: F-F-F-Friday the 13th?!?!? *dives under his blanket* No one bother me! I'm not coming out!
Kim: *facepalms* Here we go again...

-Kim

 

[The Count]

*Leaves blackened four-leaf clover underneath Room #19's door to help soothe Boober's nerves.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Today is one creepy day.

FilFil: Why's that?

Maurice: It's.....*glup*....friday the 13th.

FilFil: Firday the 13th?

Everyone makes it seem to be a bad day but's not. So i wouldn't worry FilFil.

FilFil: Since i had never heard anything bad i'll be just fine.

Telly: *comes running out of bathroom* I just broke my glass triangle. Were all doomed! Everyone rub a rabbit's foot or keep a horse shoe. Anyone have any of that stuff to keep us safe?

Uh Telly it's not the end of the world.

Telly: That's what they want you to think. We're DOOMED! *runs out the door to find those lucky things*

FilFil: Poor Telly.

Herry: Don't worry he'll be fine.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Big Bird comes in with a football helmet on*
Red: What's the helmet for Big Bird?
Big Bird: It's Friday the 13th and all sorts of wacky stuff is going on
Red: And the helmet will protect you from what?
Big Bird: Anything! You never know what could happen!
Red: I think you've been living with Telly too long

 

[Erine81981]

Telly: *runs into Beth's room right into Big Bird* I am so glad i found you. You do know what da....*sees Big Bird's helment*....good. You do know what day it is. I just wanted to warn you. You two might want to take after Big Bird and do the same. By the way, do any of ya'll have a rabbits foot or a horse shoe?

 

[theprawncracker]

Bert: Well, it looks like we all survived Friday the 13th unscathed.
Rizzo: Not all of us. *points to stunned Ryan*
Gonzo: What happened to him?
Camilla: Brawk byuck bragawk.
Clifford: Yeah man, he didn't get in till almost midnight.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed, and he was just as stunned then, if not more so.
Ryan: ...The lights... I wasn't speeding... okay, but not much... and I didn't know my headlight was out... DON'T ARREST ME!
Ernie: ...Anyone wanna go play outside?
Rizzo: Duh.
Clifford: Yeah dude, let's get outta here.
Uncle Deadly: Indeed.
Gonzo: Wait for me!
Camilla: Brawk!
Bert: *left alone* Uh, Ryan?
Ryan: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Bert: *runs out*

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*nearly crashes into Bigbird while walking in the hallway* Oops, sorry Bigbird! Hey, I was hoping I'd see you! Did Beth tell you that I saw Bryan yesterday? I went to his show, and afterward I got to talk to him for a few minutes. He's having fun, but to tell the truth he seemed a bit lonely. I can tell he misses you. He told me to tell all of you guys hi for him. Well, I'll see you later; I've got a couple of papers for class I'm working on. *takes the elevator upstairs and walks into room*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: TWO HOURS! TWO HOURS LEFT!
Bert: What's up with him?
Rizzo: Beats me, he's just been runnin' around like d'is all afternoon, talkin' about Animal and cash, and such.
Clifford: And he's been on eBay again.
Uncle Deadly: That explains it. Someone dust off a spot on the action figure shelf.
Ernie: *scratches head*
Gonzo: You get used to it.