Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Happy Easter Guys

ZOE: Happy Easter Peter!

BABY BEAR: I remember last night that we are the easter bunny and we got goodies to our Dormies

LITTLE BIRD: I remember, so what are having for breakfast

PETER: How about some Pancakes and Ham for breakfast

ZOE: Sounds good!

 

[The Count]

*Bats leave baggies filled with chocolate Snickers eggs, peppermint candies, sesame seed cubes, wrapped lollipops, and a bag of chocolate covered peanut M&M's. The bags are left hanging from the knobs of all the dorms' rooms, tied with a light lavender ribbon for Easter. Have a great Easter everybodeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Happy Easter gang!
Rizzo: *munches on M&Ms* T'anks Ry. D'is cholate's great.
Ryan: I'm sure it is. Anyway, I'll be out all day so Riz, I'm leaving you in charge of wishing everyone a happy Easter for me.
Rizzo: Really?
Ryan: Of course. I have nothing but confidence in you.
Rizzo: Heh, suit yerself. See ya Prawn boy.
Ryan: Bye Rizzo. Have a great day. *leaves*
Rizzo: He ain't da smartest egg in da basket, is he?

 

[Katzi428]

groan Oh wow...am I stuffed!
Prairie:Me too.Between my mom's good cooking and the candy,I feel like I'm gonna burst!
Rosita:Ayme too!I love Mami's cooking but she kept telling me "Eat more,mija!" What'd she want me to do;get sick?
No...I don't think so,Rosita.I think our families just worry about us.
Prairieteasingly:You still haven't stopped smiling since your older brother called,Kath!Has the news hit you that hard?
Well I gotta admit...it was a shock & still is! Plus I got Emailed some pictures of the baby in a bunny suit.Want to see?
Prairie: Definitely!
Rosita:Sure!
I show the girls pictures of my niece
Rosita:Ay Kathy!Ella es hermosa!Um...I mean...she's beautiful!
Prairie:Look at her sweet little face!Oh Kathy...she's so cute!
Yeah....I think so. I really wish I could see her sooner though!Darn distance, and darn time!
Prairie:You'll see her before you know it,Godmother Kathy.

 

[Erine81981]

Hoots: The sun gone down in the west
It's time for people to rest
gals and guys are closing their eyes
'cause it's sleepytime at Muppet Dorms

Big Bird is making some Zs
Rowlf is dreaming of fleas
Oscar the grouch is out on the couch
'Cause it's sleepytime at Muppet Dorms

Ryan, Gonzo are a snoozen
Telly is counting sheep
Now it's my time lallaby time
When all the world's asleep

Fozzie is having a doze
No honkers honking his nose
Can't hear a sound no one's around
'Cause it's sleepytime at Muppet Dorms

*sax solo*

Bert and Ernie's on a journey
Into the land of dreams
But i'm singing and a swinging
Under those bright moon beams

The world is taking a break
But i've got music to make
I'm happy staying away
'Cause it's sleepytime....
I said sleepytime.....

Whooooa! Slee-py-time
At the Muppet Dorms! Yeah!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well, Easter is done for another year!
Red: We've got lots of candy though
Cookie: Me like the candy
Wanda: Just make sure you share
Cookie: Me will share
Big Bird: I had fun coloring eggs. I wish I could save one for Bryan
Beth: Unfortunately I think the egg would spoil. We can save him some candy though
Big Bird: That sounds good
Wanda: How about a couple of these plastic eggs too?
Beth: That's a great idea!

 

[The Count]

*Note from management. Hi guys, my home computer's on the fritz for the time being, I'm at my school computer. So I trust you'll watch out after each other in my absence. Have a good time at the MC Dorms.

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: So why are we here?
Rizzo: *carrying a basket of muffins* Got me. I just know d'at d'ese muffins look great.
Gonzo: I think that's why we're here. To deliver muffins.
Rizzo: Oh. So... so I can't eat any?
Gonzo: No, Rizzo, you can't eat any.
Rizzo: Figures. So where are we takin' d'ese t'ings?
Gonzo: *shrugs* Beats me. When I asked Ryan, he just said 'anytimepally'. And when I asked 'Any time what?' He said 'Randall.'
Rizzo: *shakes head* Why do we live with such a weirdo?
Gonzo: Because he doesn't make us pay rent.
Rizzo: Oh, right.

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: Hey guys.. where's Sal? .. It's awfully late for him to be out on a weeknight.
Johnny: He's.. um.. seeing a man about a horse. Or something.
Randall: You mean, he's in the bathroom?
Dan: Yeah, he's been in there all day.. well, all evening anyway.
Randall: (smiling) Hehe.. that's what he gets for eating all the muffins!

 

[theprawncracker]

Rizzo: Hey, Gonzo, look! D'ere's Sal! Maybe he can help us.
Gonzo: Hi Sal. We've got these muffins here and- ...that's strange, he just ran off.
Rizzo: Towards the bathroom, it looks like.
Gonzo: Huh, guess he doesn't like muffins.