Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Hey

ZOE: How was Boston

PETER: It was good

BABY BEAR: Where did you Go

PETER: The BPL to get some Chicago Tribune Saturday TV Skeds from 1972-91.

LITTLE BIRD: Wow, and then what did you do

PETER: Go to the Science Museum

ZOE: Awesome, Your birthday is in 2 days

PETER: Yes, I'm going to turn 21

LITTLE BIRD: The Big 2-1, say why don't we go to everybody Eats and then go to Wal-Mart to get a surprise birthday gift

BABY BEAR: No Peeking, Peter

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Was that Erin I saw collapsing on the sofa, clutching her head?
Nora: Yeah, the profs are really starting to pile on the major projects.
Storyteller: Oh, oh...let me guess, Erin, you've got a tension headache.
MN: Are you kidding, I've had a tension headache for the last three weeks.
Storyteller: Tsk. Those whip-cracking scoundrels. Take some bonkleberry tea, it'll help your head.

 

[Erine81981]

Well guys glad that my friends and his family let us hang with them on Easter Sunday.

Grover: Your freinds are very nice.

Telly: Very nice. I love Misty. She even has a favorites characters.

You mean "SpoungeBob?"

Telly: Yep. Her's is square tho while "TriangleBob" is has triangles about him.

Herry: How many eggs did you find FilFil?

FilFil: Not much but Maurice found lots.

Maurice: *over on the floor* Lots of eggggs! *crazy look on his face*

Is he going to be ok?

Herry: He should but he has done this before.

Everyone looks at Maurice on the floor playing with all of his eggs

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* What a long day...
Bert: You can say that again.
Rizzo: What a long day.
Ryan: I wonder how many times we can use that gag before it stops being funny.
Uncle Deadly: Trust me, it's already dead.
Ryan: Figured as much. Well gang, I'm off to bed, I'm exhausted. See you all tomorrow.
Ernie: Good night, Ryan!
Ryan: Night Ernie, night everybody.

 

[Erine81981]

I'm heading on to bed. I'll see ya'll tomorrow morning. Good night.

Telly: Good night. Me and FilFil are staying up late.

Alright guys. Everyone else is asleep. So try and keep it down tonight.

FilFil and Telly: Alright.

Telly: What are we watching tonight?

FilFil: What about Ducktales vol 2?

Telly: Ok. *puts in the DVD*

As the camrea pulls back from the window a we hear Oscar voice talking about the letter and number of the day. "Today was brought to you by the letter "M" for muffins and by the number "0" since no Randall hasn't been able to getting any muffins. Keep up the good work Sal. Eat them all. Muppet Dorms has been a production of the Muppet Central Workshop. Have a rotten dream. Heh heh heh heh heh......"

 

[The Count]

Rotten dream? Yeah, had that, problem is I keep with it though I know it's a bad dream. Oh well, at least there's MC to help me get back on trac. Talk to you guys later.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Wanda: Um, Beth? Were you going to finish the story about me and Rowlf? I kind of want to know what the wedding is like
Beth: Oh! Yeah, I've just had a crazy week. I promise, it's coming
Big Bird: Are you really going to marry Rowlf Wanda?
Wanda: Oh, um, well, it's just a story
Big Bird: Oh *sounds dissapointed*
Wanda: But maybe someday
Big Bird: If you do, can I come?
Wanda: Of course Big Bird, I wouldn't let you miss it
Big Bird: Yea!
Beth: Anyway, hopefully I'll get to it today, if not, well, soon
Wanda: Sounds good

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Kind of waiting for that part of the story meself as well. And I know aboutthe pressures of "life" and posting fanfic. Heck, I'm at another one of those "I don't know's". But as for Hensonville, the next chapter will advance the plot a few years and introduce three familiar faces. Hope to get it posted soonerishkibbible, and maybe something else sorted out.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (sinks down into sofa) Another long day and night.
Storyteller: Ah, cheer up, it's Wednesday. Weekend's not far away.
MN: Neither are the deadlines.
Nora: And I've just been saddled with a huge paper on the writers of the Lost Generation. Hemingway, Fitzgerald, Stein...all the big names.
Storyteller: Goodness...(starts to write) The silly creatures who are called 'professors' take a savage delight in loading their young charges with lengthy papers and exams twice a year, once before the summer and again right before the winter holidays...
MN: Hoo, yeah, savage is right. What do you call having to write a 12-15 page paper for history, complete with a 25-source annotated bibliography?
Nora: Sheer torture.
MN: Yeah, even my English professors think that's horrendous. (gets up) I'm in need of a snack. A plate of lemon cookies and a mug of tea. (goes into kitchen; returns several minutes later with a plate of cookies and a brewed pot of Lady Grey)
Nora: I'll join you in some of that.
Storyteller: Same here. (all start to sip and munch)
MN: You know, it's a shame that people aren't as big on afternoon (or evening) tea here as they are in England.
Nora: I know...if we could take a break at four and have tea and scones each day, we'd all be a lot less harried.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *lying motionless on bed*
Rizzo: And you say d'is happens often?
Gonzo: Only when he's overloaded himself studying for a test.
Rizzo: Oh, I see. And we just leave him?
Gonzo: Yup.
Rizzo: Nice system.