Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: (looking up from book) Is there something burning in here?
Nora: (wrinkles nose) I don't know, but something smells like wet cat.
Storyteller: I heard that they had to shut the kitchen down for a bit.
MN: Another day in paradise...so what's on tap for everyone this week?
Storyteller: More lectures on Fraggle legends.
Nora: Classes and bookstore work.
MN: Too many disgustingly large projects of an academic nature...and registering for next semester's classes.
Nora: Ick...what's that you're reading? Is that the quilt book you got?
MN: It is.
Nora: Anything good?
MN: Oh, yeah...a detailed analysis of the AIDS quilt panel the Muppet Workshop made for Richard.
Storyteller: Oooh, fetching.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Hey Kath?You said you were going to get Rosita and I back for that April Fool's joke we pulled on you.And you never did.
Hmmm...you're right.Well...there's 22 minutes left of April Fool's Day. After that fire though I'm too tired.So maybe next year. Night Prairie.
Prairie:Night Kath. See you tomorrow
5 minutes later...
Prairie:EEEEKKK!!! Rosita!Whatever you do...don'tbrush your teeth tonight!
Rosita:How c....Ay yi yiPrairie! Your teeth!They're green!!
covering my mouth trying so hard not to laugh hysterically!
Prairie comes into my room with a green mouthKathleen Patrice...you're in deeptrouble!
Hey...you know what they say about payback! I have a fresh tube of normal toothpaste in my cabinet. You can use that.
Prairie:Thank you.
Gaffer hops on my bed
Ugh Gaffer!You stink! Let me dry you off.drying Gaffer's fur and brushing her

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: *noticing Boober digging through his belongings* Boober...what are you doing?
Boober: Checking for booby-traps. It is April Fool's Day, you know.
Tosh: Only for ten more minutes.
Boober: So? I heard Kathy just got Prairie Dawn with trick toothpaste. No sir; I'm not taking any chances.
Kim: *sighs, puts down her book* Boober, in the time that you've known me, have I ever pulled a practical joke on any of you? On April Fool's Day or any other time for that matter?
Boober: ...No.
Kim: Exactly. And I'm not about to start. Besides, I know better than to mess with your laundry and other cleaning supplies, and your first aid kit.
Boober: Good. Glad to hear it.
Kim: *nods* We'd better turn in, guys. I've got to sub tomorrow.
Gillis: Is that an April Fool's joke?
Kim: 'Fraid not.
Gillis: Oh, okay.
Roomies: Again?!?
Kim: *sighs* I wish you would stop doing that...

-Kim

 

[The Count]

*Unseen organ music can be heard offscreen as the Count and Ed make their way down to Room #1... Mmm, looks like everything's in order around here.
Count: Ah-ha! Yes, and vhat a grand night it vas!
You think Uncle Deadly let the bats out earlier tonight?
Count: Most assuredly, as vell as I confide in Kathy taking care of Fatatatita vhile ve vere gone.

The circus isn't rully my typical thrill, far too visual for my enjoyment. But we did have a great time later after picking up my friend and going off to watch Wrestlemania 23.

Count: Yes... And that's vhy...
*Soft creepy music starts to eminate from the Count's bat-organ as we are now changed into our sleeping clothes.
MC Dorms was brought to you today by the letters W and M.
Count: And by the number 15! 15 wictories for our champion of the night, the Undertaker!
*Thunder clashes and lightning flashes punctuate the nighttime sponsorship.
Count: Night night, and don't let the batty bats bite.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Wake up guys!
Big Bird: We're still here!
Red: We don't have to stay at the other place anymore?
Beth: Nope, only if we want to
Cookie: Oh boy! Me so happy to be in regular room
Wanda: Thank goodness
Beth: So, breakfast?
Roomies: Yeah!

 

[The Count]

Heh... Looks like the regular crowd's off to Everybody Eats. Mmm, back to checking the threads though.

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Ryan, my fiend, what are you doing?
Ryan: Writing.
Uncle Deadly: Why?
Ryan: ...Because I like to...
Uncle Deadly: No, I mean, I thought you said you had five chapters of Street Smarts written.
Ryan: Well, I do.
Uncle Deadly: Then why are you writing?
Ryan: ...Because I like to...
Uncle Deadly: No! Why are you writing instead of just posting?
Ryan: Oh! Because I'd like to stay a chapter ahead of myself.
Uncle Deadly: ...Oh. Well how much of chapter 6 do you have done?
Ryan: I'd have more done if you'd let me write.
Uncle Deadly: Oh, indeed. Excuse me. *slips away*
Rizzo: Pretty persistant for a dead guy, huh?
Ryan: You have no idea.

 

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: Guess What

PETER: What is it Zoe

LITTLE BIRD: It's My First Anniversary of Moving in to the dorms with you, Zoe and Elmo

BABY BEAR: Wow, 1 year ago that Little Bird became a Member of the Dorms

PETER: And Here is some cupcakes with the #1

LITTLE BIRD: Nice, and Why don't we take a swim in the pool

ZOE: Okay, and then, after a ballet practice, I'm in the need for a swim!

 

[Effralyo]

*Enters the main lobby with Brool on her hands, escorted by Zeliboba*
Eeeer.... Count?... Is anyone here?... We are ready to settle, would I get our key, please?..

*And while I'm waiting - here comes the descript!*...
So there, we with Zeliboba the Courtyard Spirit and Brool the Minstrel live in Floor 1, West Wing, room #7. (I decided there’ll be too many things to describe for four, so Convincing John is now avaliable as a roommate for anyone.)
Here’s the descript of this room.
First, let’s feature where is placed what.
Left side: One nightstand, one sofa, two baskets and two dresser drawers.
Right side: Two wardrobes, a desk, a TV set and a chair.
Center: Empty.

• The wallpaper isn’t split anywhere, it all features small Stetson hats, banjos and horseshoe prints on yellow bakground.
• 2. Since I don’t like (and din’t get used to) sleeping on the bed, there is a big sofa near the left wall. It’s dark brown, covered with a blue and orange plaid. (Pillows and stuff are placed inside the sofa, so we have to get them out and make our bed every evening – but it’s not a problem). Zelly and me sleep on it both to save space - although Zeliboba sometimes can sleep in a big dog basket which stands near. On the right from the sofa stands the other basket, smaller by size, for Brool.
• Carpet on the floor is big, and has a bright Mexican pattern.
• There’s a nightstand next to the sofa – shared by me and Zel. I keep my bookbag, cellphone, case for glasses, sketch pads, pencils and a portative DVD player on the upper shelf, and Zeliboba stores his pocket PC, several most favorite books, a pair of sunglasses and a magic wand on the lower one. There is also a batch of Sesame/TMS DVDs and a fully functioning silver laptop on the nitestand.
• Brool has a big green dish with his name on the one side, it stands near his basket and always filled with fresh cat food or corn crunchies.
• There are several SS plushies on the sofa – Elmo, Zoe, Bert, Big Bird & Cookie – and a “pull-string” Alameda Slim doll.
• We have two guitars – an electric one (Zeliboba’s) and a plain one (for me or Brool when he wants).
• Wardrobes: Zeliboba’s on the left has blue knobs, mine on the right has yellow knobs. Zelly keeps his cloak, several T-shirts, jeans/furry pants, a top hat, a fancy green hat and his entire tie collection hung inside his closet. My jeans and t-shirts are neatly hung in my closet.
• Dresser drawers: I have additional clothes folded in the drawers, along with some personal items (like hair comb, home and room keys, a medallion with Zel’s portrait, etc.) Zeliboba keeps his thick family photo album, a hair/sideburn comb and magic spells that ain’t used yet (they look like small lighting balls) in his drawer. It also holds a framed pic of his dad, Fanokeits.
• There’s a complete set of watercolors, acrylic colors, pastels, brushes and markers on the desk, and a comfy orange armchair near the desk.
• Zeliboba’s pet tortoise, Lettuce, lives in a box under the desk. As for me, I take care of Brool - cuz he’s a wannabe kitty afterall.
• The wastebasket is set up in the farther left corner of the room.
• Our toothbrushes and towels are naturally kept in the Floor 1 Bathrooms. Zeliboba has a blue toothbrush, marked by a small golden star and a letter Z. Mine looks almost same, yet is orange and marked by a letter J. A small dark green toothbrush belongs to Brool.
• Zelly’s fluffy towel features a sunset landscape. Mine is bright yellow, with white strips.
• And Brool’s towel is purple, with white musical notes in the middle.
• And of course, the free space of the walls is all covered with my drawings of the Muppet characters, Alameda Slim and Yosemite Sam.

- That’s all.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*all of us are walking to the lobby, me on my way to work and the others to class* Hey Julia! You remember me, right? It's Kate, and I'm sure you know my roommates here. This is Gobo, Wembly, and Lou Fraggle..
Wembly: Hi Julia. Pleased to meet you. I don't think I know yourur roommates though.
Oh, sure you remember the minstrel Brool from the rock?
Wembly: Oh yeah, I forgot.
Lou: Well it's nice to meet you anyway.
Gobo: Yeah, look forward to seeing you around. Sorry I've gotta run; I'm late for my music class.
All: Have fun! See you later!