Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Oh my... Um, I'll be fright there. *Goes straight upstairs through the elevator to the front lobby where Julia's waiting...
Hello and welcome, oh, hi Julia. Finally made it over here. And this is the amous Zeleboba I've heard so much about. And of course Brool, glad to have another Fraggle here in the dorms.

Unfortunately, there've been some changes since you first expressed interest in joining the dorms. First of all, Room #7's been taken by Erin and her roomies. Secondly, we instituted an applications program which all potential new residents should fill out and submit for the review committee to examine before approving the resident's addition tothe dorms' register.

Howeer, I believe we can send you the application form promptly. Once you've finished it, please send it back to me and we'll have you settled in your room soon there after. Hope you can understand that we had to adopt these new policies due to ongoing events last year, and I assure you everyone here went through the same process fairly. Hope to hear from you soon Effy, and have a good day.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *sneezes* Ugh... I hate spring...
Bert: *blows nose* Me too...
Ernie: *walks in from playing outside* Oh boy, I just love spring!
Ryan: *groans*
Ernie: Still not feeling well you guys?
Bert: *stuffy nose* What does it look like, Ernie?
Ernie: It looks like your nose is running, you better go catch it. Khekhekhe.
Bert: *moans* Ernie... please, we're sick.
Ernie: I'm sorry Bert... is there anything I could do for you guys?
Ryan: *sniffs* I'd love a grilled cheese sandwich... don't know why, but it sounds good.
Bert: *blows nose again* Yeah, and some nice warm oatmeal would be great Ernie. Not too much cinnamon though, okay?
Ernie: You got it guys. You just sit here and watch some 'Fraggle Rock', okay?
Ryan: Thanks Ernie. Oh boy... I just love grilled cheese.
Rizzo: Did somebody say grilled cheese?
Ryan: No. No I didn't. Now sit down and watch Fraggle Rock.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny Fiama: Sal, I'm starving!
Sal Manilla: I'm almost finished Johnny.. just have to hang up this last pair of pants in your closet, and I can get started on lunch.
Randall: What're you guys having today?
Sal: I was thinking about banana bread and breakfast sausage steaks.
Randall: That does sound good.. can I help?
Johnny: Of course.. the more people cooking, the sooner I get to eat.
Sal: You eatin' Don?
Don Music: Banana bread and sausage?
Sal nods.
Don: (goes back to reading) You guys are so strange...

 

[The Count]

*Cart parked outside Room #25 waits for Ernie to find it and bring it inside. Its contents include a bowl of warm oatmeal with a pinch of cinnamon and a sprinkling of raisins, two stacks of grilled cheese sandwiches, a tumbler of lemon tea, and a couple of pecan muffins (the big ones that you can cut up and share with friends). Get well soon Ryan and Bert, know what it feels like after being sick myself last weekend.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ernie: Well, I'm off to get the cinnamon, I'll be back in a bit! *opens door* ...I got the cinnamon!
Rizzo: D'at was- Sweet mother Mary! Look at all this FOOD! *dives onto cart*
Ryan: *looks up* Aww, that Ed is too much. Uncle Deadly, why don't you go give him me and Bert's sincerest thanks.
Uncle Deadly: Of course my fiend.*slips off*
Ryan: *grabs grilled cheese* Yummy!
Bert: *grabs oatmeal* You can say that again!
Rizzo: Yummy!
Ryan: Sheesh.

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hello, dorms management team here yet again.

Seems we have good cause to celebrate today, the fourth day of the fourth month of the year...
Count: Two 4's!
Anyway... Today's a double birthday and we'll celebrate it in usual MC Dorms fashion. So who is it this time? Glad you asked. *Checks birthday list.
Oh, it's Lou Fraggle, she's a sweet Fraggle who lives with Kate upstairs on the third floor in Room #38.
*Checks list again. And that little blue weirdo who lives with Ryan in Room #25. No, I meanGonzo the Great, he happens to share his birthday with that young Fraggle.

If you have any questions about party preparations, please consult their roomies or myself. Thanks and happy B-Day Gonzo and Lou!
Count: Two birthday's on the same day... Two plus two makes 4! I love math too!

 

[The Count]

*Knocks on Room #25's door... Ryan? Prawny? Everything OK in there? Just wondering if you've got things ready for Gonzo's B-day party. LMK if you need any help. Take care buddy.
*Walks away back to go and nag some other authors to update their stories.

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny Fiama: Gonzo?
Randall: Yeah, it's his birthday.
Johnny: That guy is one weird cat.
Sal Manilla: He's not a cat, Johnny.. he's a ..umm.. a.. you know.. (shrugs) whatever.
Don Music: And you guys are sure he's going to like a vat of pudding?
Randall: If you knew him better, you'd understand.. he's an artiste. There're a thousand things he could do with a vat of pudding.
Sal: Yeah, like eat it!
Randall: Sal, stop eating Gonzo's pudding!
(Sal wipes stray pudding from his mouth)
Sal: Sorry.

Randall: Now, where did I put Lou's quilt?
Don: Why do you have Lou's quilt?
Randall: No, no, Don.. I didn't take her quilt.. it's her birthday, too. We got her a quilt.. my grandmother sewed it.
Don: TWO birthdays?
I nod.
Don: Today's a great day for birthdays.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Ry... man, you do know that today is Gonzo's birthday... right?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: And you do know that he and Camilla are due back any minute now, right?
Ryan: Yup.
Clifford: And you do know that you don't have anything ready for the party, right?
Ryan: Wrong.
Clifford: Wha'?
Ryan: Watch this. Okay, Rizzo, you can pull the rope now.
Rizzo: 'Bout time. *pulls rope and balloons, streamers, confetti, and other party things fall from the celing* Snazzy.
Ryan: And you said it was a dumb idea to install an opening in the celing.
Clifford: *mouth agape*
Ernie: Shh! They're coming!
*everyone hides*
Gonzo: *coming into room* Gee, Camilla! Look at all this stuff! I think a clown exploded in here!
Camilla: Brawk bawk bra-
*everyone jumps up* Surprise!
Gonzo: Oh, hi guys.
Bert: ...You're not surprised?
Gonzo: *shrug*
Ryan: *pats Bert's shoulder* Get used to it pal. Now, c'mon, let's party!

 

[Erine81981]

Telly: I've got all the presents from us fro Gonzo's b-day.

Alright Telly. I'll meet you guys over there.

Telly: Come on Herry.

Herry: *holding a hugh bucket of cream yogurt*

Grover: Do you need any help, Herry?

Herry: *grunting a bit* Uh maybe. Just open the door.

Grover: Gladly. *opens door*

FilFil and Maurices come flying through the door knocking down Herry which then spills all the cream yogurt everywhere

Grover: Oh boy.