Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: Been quiet around here.

Jim: *Looks over at the computer on the table.* More like too quiet over there.

Sara: I'm sorry guys. I've just gotten disintrested in the computer. It's my knee, and turning 20 years old, and all this other stuff!!!

Scooter: Turning 20 can't be too bad?

Sara: Oh, but it is!! I've already spent 2 decades of my life!! The average woman only lives to be...what? 86? I'll be lucky to live to 60 years old!!

Jerry: Jim died when he was 54. Richard when he was only 42! You could beat them both, and
live longer!

Sara: Somehow...that's not comforting at all, Jerry. But thank you for your effort.

Scooter: So...you're turning 20. You say you'd be lucky to live to the age of 60, right?

Sara: Right.

Scooter: Then...you've got 30 great years ahead of you!

Sara: Wow. Never thought of it that way before...

Frank: But, if you do happen to kick the bucket...wherever you go, you've got some great people to talk too!

Sara: *GROAN*

 

[The Count]

*Downstairs...

UD: That was a great addition to Miss Catherine's story.
Yes, liked it very much.
UD: Wonder why that nice girl Sara hasn't updated hers.
Eh, could be she's stalled... Much like me with my own story. Who knows, maybe we can get together and talk shop about how to continue our various tales.
Count: Mmm, by the vay... The dorms have been brought to you by the number 5.
*Plays a note, and a ghostly 5 comes out from the organ's pipes.
Yes... Had a good dream with some er, let's just say some nice ladies.
UD: No worries Ed... You're among a couple of boyles here.
Thanks UD. Oh, and the dorms were brought to you by the letter J for Jim himself.

*All go off to get some deep sleep.
*Outside Room #22's window.
Hoots: Hmmm, guess I'll just play some sax music to soothe Sara's soul.
*Plays soothing music, wrapping the dorms with his tunes.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: So it is a nice Saturday Morning, would you like to go to church with me

ELMO: Sure Thing

ZOE: I liked to go

LITTLE BIRD: I'll go with you, Peter

PETER: And were going to walk around the mall

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: Boy, Peter, we had a good time at the Mall

PETER: Yeah!!!!

ZOE: And I got a blouse, a vest and a skirt for next semester in the fall

LITTLE BIRD: You Look styling in the fall

PETER: You too

ELMO: and Peter got me some New Clothes at the mall

LITTLE BIRD: And I got some too

PETER: So why don't we watch the NASCAR Busch Series Race

ELMO: Okay

ZOE: I like to watch NASCAR

LITTLE BIRD: Me Too!

PETER: And Does the Sunoco logo look like Lady Elaine Fairchilde from Mr. Rogers

ELMO: (laughing): You're funny, Peter

ZOE: (Laughing)

LITTLE BIRD: (Laughing)

PETER: (Laughing!)

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Hey you!
a "U" pops up from the window:Who, me?
Praiie:Oh brother! Not you, U! I meant Kathy.
U:Her name is "U" too?
Prairie:WOULD YOU BEAT IT!!
U:Temper...temper!*leaving*
Gee Prairie...you seem like you're in an ugly mood tonight!
Prairie:Oh VERY funny! No...actually I'm in a good mood!I'll be staying with Bryan,Rosita & their dormies when you're in Missouri.They're fun.
Yep...they are!
Prairie:Hey Kath...you seemed like you were on the phone for a long time yesterday.Who with?
Um...never mind....*looking embarrassed*
Prairie*looking at me,then gasping*You have a boyfriend!*goes around singsonging*Kathy has a boyfriend...Kathy has a boyfriend....
PRAIRIE!! He's just a friend.He used to be part of that Bowzer singing group that I told you about.
Prairie:The Bumblebees?
Stingrays..but close enough.So he started a fan group Online several years ago. And we got a chance to meet then.
Prairie:You sure there's no romance involved?

Yes Prairie.*sigh*

 

[The Count]

Heh... Bumblebees, no stingrays but close enough. As Kermit would say: cute, cute joke.
Hoots, after watching what went on in Room #6: Guess I'm on. The dorms have been brought to you.
U: Yes?
Hoots: The letter u.
U: Oh, thanks.
Hoots: Careful, we don't want any others popping up right now.
U: Sorry.
Hoots: S'okay. And by the number 11.
Good night you hep cats and kittens.
U: U talking to me?
Hoots: No, that'd be redundant.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Matt: I'm leaving around 4:00 A.M. in the morning. Will you guys be all right until Friday?

Dr. Teeth: We'll be fine! As long as they can stand our music. He he he.

Animal: MUSIC!!!! DRUMS!!!!!!!!

Lips: Yeah Matt, I'm sure we'll be fine.

Matt: Good! I know the monsters and Erine81981 will be glad to have you, I've been talking with them.

Dr. Teeth: I'll try to keep Animal from scaring the monsters.

Lips: Or them from scaring him! Ha ha ha!

 

[The Count]

OK you buys got everything ready... Good, I'll tell Beth to meet us upstairs.
*Goes over to Room #3, knocks on door, and lets her in on the plans.

*Goes upstairs and knocks on Room #22's door. Hey Scooter... Sara there? We just wanted to...
*Everybody: Happy Birthday!!
Count: Ah ha! 20 vonderful years to celebrate! Yes, 20 Years... And Still Counting!
UD: And we have some bootiful burning candles here for you to blow out as you doom us all to your wishes.
Uncle Deadly...
UD: Sorry, couldn't help.

Hope Cantus will play his pipes and back us up for the B-Day song.
Hope it's a great day for you Sara... And have fun, after all, it's your day today.
Birthday wishes to one of my fond forum friends.

 

[Muppet Matt]

Animal: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! SARA!!!!!!!!

Dr. Teeth: Have a very....

Lips: happy birthday from all......

Matt: of us to You!



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Happy birthday sissy!
Red: We hope it's a great day!
Mokey: Here's a card I made for you!
*Cantus plays "Happy Birthday on his flute"