Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

*returning to room #25*

Me: Oh it is so good to be home, and now that I have a chapter of my story posted, I can spend the rest of the day relaxing...

Gonzo: RYAN!! FIRE!!

Me: WHAT?! WHERE!?

Gonzo: The kitchen, it lit on fire after my gasoline and match balancing act!

Me: Well, so much for relaxing...

 

[The Count]

Well... Tis a good thing the Chef had that extinguisher in his kitchenette set up in the common room before he rejoined Lisa in their room.
Count: Mmhm, and Uncle Deadly's gone back upstairs to join Ryan.
Good, now only Bryan's left... At least Hoots' been tended to, he's sleeping in the makeshift nest outside our windowbox.

And there's less than a month left before the anniversary, but we'll get to that indue corpse.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: *sigh*
Red: What's wrong?
Beth: I like my new job, but I haven't made any friends there
Mokey: Oh I bet that gets lonely
Beth: It does sometimes. I keep telling myself that each day is a new day so things might change
Red: Well you've still got us
Beth: Thanks
Mokey: Hey, are you going to post your new story about Rowlf?
Beth: No, I'm kind of waiting for a couple more regular readers of mine to read the end of the last one. And I'm kind of having trouble getting going.
Mokey: I'll help you. I'm sure everyone will have read it soon. Come on, let's start writing
Beth: Ok

 

[BEAR]

Well... Tis a good thing the Chef had that extinguisher in his kitchenette set up in the common room before he rejoined Lisa in their room.
Count: Mmhm, and Uncle Deadly's gone back upstairs to join Ryan.
Good, now only Bryan's left... At least Hoots' been tended to, he's sleeping in the makeshift nest outside our windowbox.

And there's less than a month left before the anniversary, but we'll get to that indue corpse.

Telly: Bryan' left? Oh no, not again! He was just here--
Bry: (getting out of car behind him) Telly! Turn around!
Telly: Oh there you are. Hehe.
Bry: (sigh) Oh, it's so nice to be back to the dorms.
Rosita: What a wonderful vacation!
Big Bird: It sure was, but I can't wait to sleep in my nest again.
Snuffy: That's right, Bird. I've also missed our friends.
Bry: Well, come on! Let's get our stuff unpacked in our room and then we can go see what everyone is up to.
(all go through back entrance of Room 29)
Snuffy: (takes a big sniff with his snuffle) What's that smell?
Rosita: Smells like something burning.
Bry: Oh, Oscar's probably cooking breakfast.
Oscar: (pops up) Hey, that wasn't my burnt food.
Telly: (runs to him) Oscar! Aren't you happy to see us?
Oscar: Actually...now that you mention it, I am.
All: You are!?
Oscar: Yeah, it's been way to quiet around here lately and getting tired of pestering the same old people everyday. By the way, I got something for ya. A little...welcome home gift. (hands Telly jar of candy)
Telly: Thanks, Oscar! (opens jar and plastic snakes fly out) WHOOAAHH!!
Rosita: Oh, Oscar!
Oscar: Welcome home!! Hehehehehe!!!

 

[Ilikemuppets]

Elmo gotta go potty.
OK, go.
I'm sorry everyone, I couldn't help myself.

 

[The Count]

Tsk... Some graffiti on the outside walls... Not sure what's with kids today...
Oh well... It'll probably get cleaned up in a while.

 

[Ilikemuppets]

OK everybody, sorry about the confusion, I was just being a joker and I am making a public apology for that. Sorry about the mix up people and I did not mean to offend anyone. As you were, have fun and have a good day.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Good morning!
Bobo: Good morning?
Beau: Good evening.
Bo: Exactly.
Beau: I'm not sure I get that...
Bo: It's hard to explain...its called a time difference.
Beau: And the differentlyness is...?
Bobo: *headslap*
Bo: ...complicated.
Beau: Ri-ght.
Bo: Good evening!
Bobo: Good evening?
Beau: Good mor-ning?

 

[The Count]

S'okay Ilikemuppets. Thank you for apologizing.

Now then Bo and Beau... If you could please wash that graffiti off of the wall...

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *blink*
Bo: *blink*
Bobo: When you've quite...
Bo: Right, finished.
Beau: Ri-ght...waht grafting where?
Bo: Graffiti, Beau.
Bobo: Graffiti, Bo?
Bo: Yup, graffitit, Bobo.
Beau: Graffting Bobo? *blinks*
Bobo: *blinks*
Bo: Er...explaination Count? We're a little behind at the dorms...