Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Bats drop off a large package...
Count: Hey Eduardo...
Yeah, what is it?
Count: There's a box here for you.
Rully? Didn't think the mail'd get here this early. Where/who's it from?
Count: Greg and Maria from Houston...

Wha?!? No!
*Opens package retrieving two prized additions.
Wah ha ha ha!! They got here! And I thought...
Oh, these'll go so great with the rest of the guys. *Waits till later to open 'em up and check out all the stuff.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Ok Uncle D., are you sure you can check up on Big Bird and Snuffy for me tomorrow?

UD: Possitive my friend, you go off and have fun.

Me: Thanks Uncle D., and uh...You wouldn't mind to do it just on Saturday too would ya? I think I'll be back...But I'm not sure.

UD: No problem, just go. We've waited longer. *winks*

Gonzo: Yeah MUCH longer!

Me: Gonzo...

Gonzo: It's true!

Clifford: Lay off dude, he's just a busy guy.

Cantus: Very busy as I've come to see.

Gonzo: No kidding!

Me: See you guys later...

 

[Katzi428]

*dreamy sigh*
Prairie:Hmmm...someone seems happy. And I betcha I know why! *playing a bit of "Brahm's Lullaby"
*laughing*Yep...you're right Prairie.My gosh,I'm so happy! It's as if I'm having a baby of my own. I know I can't. But that's OK though..
Prairie:You're gonna make a wonderful aunt for the second time,Kath.You know your niece loves you.
Lately I'm not so sure Prairie. She's very energetic & wanted me to run after her when I was up in New York.I just couldn't keep up with her.
Prairie:Now hold on a sec,Kath. First of all I remember you saying that it was hot up there.Too hot to run.Second of all,she's only 6. She'll understand that you have limits once she gets older.
You're right,Prairie. Thanks.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Sara: I don't know what to do guys!

Jim: About what?

Jerry: Yeah...what's wrong, Sara?

Sara: Oh! I want to write, but I feel bad about Gonzo, because of the story I never finished with him and Tanzer...and....it just fell into a rut!

Scooter: Hate to admit it, Sara...but just forget that story! Or put it back on the burner to stew some more, like you always say. It's at a plateau, it isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

Frank: Just chuck it out.

Sara: It isn't trash, Frank! I can't just...abandon a story like that!!! It's....it's not right.

Scooter: Beth's done it....and so has Ed!

Sara: Scooter. This is me, not them. Remember Sadie's Stories? Know how big that is?

Scooter: In a regular format, regular sized typeset....about 178 pages, right?

Sara: Yes. Do you also know how long it took me to write it?

Jerry: It only took you about two months didn't it?

Sara: ...Roughly, but yeah. And I've been bogged down!

Jim: Hmm...I know.

Sara: What? I...I need to write guys! Give me inspiriation!!

Scooter: *Spies the new 1st Season Box Set on the bed, and picks it up.* Fraggles.

Sara: ...Fraggles? Why them? I don't really know much about them and all....

Scooter: Junior Gorg! Your favorite character! Or...you could do Wembley! Or Mokey! Any of them!

Sara: Yeah...I've watched the whole season now...I already knew a lot about them from when I watched the re-runs...yeah!! Thank you guys!!! *Walks over to the computer and starts drafting out ideas*

Frank: Now uh...how long has she had that DVD set?

Scooter: *blushes a little, smiling.* Well...uh...

Jerry: And she said she's watched the whole thing?

Scooter: She hasn't watched the last 4 episodes yet....

Jim: When did she get it?

Scooter: *watching as she continues to type away* Yesterday.

 

[Erine81981]

Hey there Telly. I didn't know you were already here.

Telly: Well I live here. *laughs*

I know that. I was meaning I thought you weren't coming over till after Sunday.

Telly: Oh no. I hope Bryan didn't tell you something different. Ohhhh...*starts worring where he'll stay*

Don't worry Telly. I just didn't know. Your welcome to stay.

Telly: *whew* Don't scare me like that. Oh by the way. I brought Chuckie Sue over.
Thats fine.

Cookie M: Me and Telly have been having turns petting her.

Glad you are Cookie Monster. Glad you are. Has anyone seen Herry? He's spoused to be home by now.

Grover: He is down by the pool.

Oh yea. Him and Mel Monster were going down there. Ok. I'll be in the other room doing my script for my thing tomorrow.

Grover: Ok. *goes back to reading his furry animal book* Ohhhh how cute.

Telly: Come on Cookie Monster. Let's go get some food for Chuckie Sue. My bad is right over here.

Cookie M: *grabs some and eats it* Mmmmmm this stuff is delicious.

Telly: Cookie Monster? Don't eat that. It's Chuck Sue's. *laughs at Cookie Monster*

 

[The Count]

*Happy and humming the original version of how the Sesame Street theme sounds...
Sure am glad Kath'll be an aunt again. Got a few smaller/younger cousins from my cousins on my dad's side already.
Count: And your third?
Claudia? She's getting married in November.

You know, I'm also glad to see Sara posting. Was a bit worried about her.
Count: Yes... She has that story...
Mmm, might be best not to bring it up. Unless she'd want to come down and talk shop.
We could probably exchange some ideas for continuing/finishing both of them.

Count: Ah vell, I'll be turning in soon.
Turning into what?
Count: One of Lisa's or Fozzie's jokes?
Heh... Maybe.

*Keeps humming Sesame Street theme.
The dorms were brought to you today by the letter...
K, for Kermit and kids you'll find living here.

Count: And by the number... 2.
Yep... Good night guys.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill: Back again. We're not around very often these days are we Martin? But at least everybody knows the reason why.
Martin: True Bill. I'm pleased to be able to let everybody know my mother is coping just fine. And we finished half of the Kimba DVD collection.
Bill: She is enjoying them isn't she?
Martin: Yeah. I'm glad I decided to leave the television and DVD player permanently set up over there. I'll have all the Kimba discs stored over there eventually along with the Astroboy discs.
Bill: Do you miss not being able to watch them yourself?
Martin: Well a little. But at least I have all my Condensed Books from Readers' Digest to go through and read. I'm posting all about them in Last book you read thread. I've finished three volumes and I've begun a fourth now. And in future I'll be able to watch my discs when I visit Mummy.
Bill: At least you are as positive as she is.
Martin: Yes Bill. That is the only way to be. Now time for some bubbles eh?
Bill: Yeah. Yeah.

Bubbles fly around for twenty minutes.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Thanks for your help with this Red
Red: Are you kidding? I love muffins and I love cannons! This will be great
*they go to Sara's room*
Beth: Ready?
Red: Ready! Fire one!
*a muffin shoots into Sara's room*
Beth: Hey sissy! Give Ed a hand so we can get some more of his story! And write some of your story and cheer up!
Red: One more! Fire two!
*another muffin shoots into the room*
Beth: Love ya sissy, see you later!

 

[tvlistingman]

ZOE: What are you watching

PETER: I'm watching Part 2 of a Walk Down Sesame Street when Sesame Street celebrated 10 years on the air

ELMO: Wow

LITTLE BIRD: Cool Program

ELMO: James Earl Jones hosted that special

PETER: That's Right, say how about we go play mini golf

ZOE: Sounds good

LITTLE BIRD: Me Too

ELMO: Me Three!, and say there is the Spanish Version of Sesame Street playing on there

ZOE: Yeah, and the program is popular round the World!

PETER: That's right!

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *away on holiday*
Bobo: *also away on holiday*
Bo: *You get the picture...*
Beau: What picture?
Bobo: Er...that one.
Beau: Ahh! Ri-ght.
Bo: *sigh*
Beau: *sigh*
Bobo: Ooh...a Danish...