Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: I GOT IN!!!!
Rowlf: What?
Lisa: I GOT IN! I'M IN! I GOT A PART IN THE PLAY!!!! You know the one I auditioned for yesterday? I GOT IN!
Robin: Congratulations!
Lisa: Thanks! And it's even a REAL part!!!
Clifford: And what defines a "real" part?
Lisa: A character that actually has a NAME, and is actually in the original script, instead of a character that the director added in to create more parts, or a character like- "Old Woman 2" or "Elven Warrior." A REAL PART! <dances> Oh, it's so exciting!!!!! I haven't been in a play in two years! And I've NEVER had a part that actually has a NAME! This is SO AWESOME!
Rowlf: So when's the performance?
Lisa: Um... I dunno. End of April, I think? Ish. I'll check. Er, no. I'll find out Thursday! That's when the read-through is. Oh, I'm so excited!!!!!
Rowlf: I think you've mentioned that.
Lisa: Well it's true! I am SO EXCITED!!!

Clifford: Man, I've never seen someone so excited about a part before.
Gonzo: Yeah... Heard anything from Ryan?
Clifford: Nope. You?
Gonzo: Nope.
Camilla: Bawwk.
Gonzo: I wonder when he'll get back.
Clifford: I don't know, but I hope it's soon. Have you noticed, we haven't had any pizza since he left?
Gonzo: Yeah, Chef's been cooking everything for us.
Clifford: Which doesn't exactly mean it's edible.
Gonzo: Depends on your sense of adventure.

 

[The Count]

Ah... Good to be back home.
Count: Do you vant some of Sara's goomba soup?
Thanks, but I already had a salad at home before getting to the dorms.

Count: She asked for the recipe for vhen ve...
Counted it up to 20?
Count: Yes.
OK, will dig around and send it to her.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *getting off the phone* It was my folks in england...they're going through a really hard time at church right now
Bobo: *eating cheese* Why?
Beau: Dis-grime-ination?
Bo: In a manner of speaking, people attacking our beleives there...and spreading lies about our family.
Bobo: *opens fridge and finds chocolate spread*
Beau: I'm sorry.
Bo: it's just really hard right now...
Bobo: I figure...
Beau: You can share it with us.
Bobo: The spread?
Beau: The probs.
Bo: Oh, thanks. *hugs*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Gobo: Oh, we're sort of friends with the Gorgs now so that's how we know all about Goomba Soup
Red: Not to mention we've been spying on them for years!
Beth: Thanks again for the soup Renee, it was great!
Red: So, I started reading this story you're writing Beth
Beth: Uh-oh....
Red: Am I going to like this?
Beth: Um....you'll just have to wait and see!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: That's good to hear about you guys being friends with the Gorgs. *is cleaning up the kitchen finally*

Scooter: I'm suprised our dorms are large enough for Junior Gorg anyways. He's...well, he's really big.

Renee: Or as he likes to say, he's a big boy now. *laughs a little, as she finishes up scrubbing the pot out.*

Jerry: When's the trip to Pennslvania, Renee?

Renee: Sometime this summer, Aunt Janice is really tight for time lately, so we've put it off till summer so it's easier on us both. And it's warmer. She dosn't exactly want me going out in all the snow and colds up there. She said their all sick too, just sinus infections and everything. But...she's a bit paranoid sometimes.

Scooter: Well, sometimes it's good to be a little paranoid.

Renee: *laughs a bit* I guess so. Hope you guys enjoyed the soup. I put the rest of it into a container in the fridge if you guys want some more.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guys, The Everybody Eats Restaurant has an All You Can Eat Breakfast Buffet for just $2.99

ELMO: That is a great bargain

ZOE: Let's Go!, Peter!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Did you hear? Everybody Eats has a breakfast buffet!
Beth: Do you guys want to go?
Gobo: Sure! Sounds neat!
Wembley: As long as it doesn't cost too much money.
Beth: I don't think it does and you get to eat as much as you want
Wembley: Cool! I'm in!
Mokey: Me too
Lou: Goodie! This will be fun!
*the group heads out the door*
Beth: Maybe we'll run into Peter, Elmo and Zoe!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: *Is messing around in her room, re-reading over her stories with great relish.* Wow....I have really outdone myself with these things!!

Scooter: Got any good cover art yet?

Renee: No, I'm just going with the stuff that the website provides for ya. It's just simply easier. I'll make the book look WONDERFUL...and the cover won't be much of a problem, I mean...I can add a photo or something, you know? It'll look rully nice then.

Jim: Good to hear. Got anything else planned?

Renee: What do you mean, Jim?

Jerry: Storywise, Renee. Got anything else up your sleeve.

Renee: I got my arm. *no one laughs.* It was a joke guys!

Scooter: You shouldn't let Fozzie write your jokes ya know.

Renee: HE DIDN'T! ...oh well. No, I don't have anything on my mind at all. I'm a little burnt feeling right now.

Frank: You'll figure something out soon enough.

Renee: I hope so, writing is the best thing ever for me.

 

[The Count]

*Leaves five little white boxes at Room #22's doorstep. The boxes have MC SM Kermit The Frog badges for Sara and her roommates, names in silver lettering for each.

 

[Erine81981]

Come on guys. Were going out tonight.

Cookie M: We are? Goodie!

Grover: *just coming in* What is happening?

Herry: Were going out tonight.

Grover: Good. I need a good outing on the nighborhood.

Cookie M: *putting on bow tie* There. Grover?

Grover: Yes Cookie?

Cookie M: Me look ok?

Grover: Handsome monster.

Ok guys. Lets head out. *walking out the door*

Herry: Let's sing a song.

Ok. I'll start off.

*music starts up*

Kyle:
So hand me my cuff links
Herry: Yes, sir!
Grover:
And straighten my tie
Just drench me in rich cologne
And don't ask me why


Cookie Monster: Go on and pluck me a boutonniere
Herry: You're movin' up and walkin' on air
Kyle:
Steppin' out with a star
And feelin' high

Grover: Come polish my wing tips
And call for the car (Herry whistles)
I'll sweep her right off her feet
Wherever we are

Cookie Monster: A satin collar and velvet vest!
Kyle:
I never settle for second best
Steppin' out with star
Sad times. bye-bye!


Kyle: Have I got style *stares in car mirror*
Cookie Monster: Have me got taste *eats a cookie*
Herry: On someone else I swear
This savoir faire
Would be such a waste.


Grover: Come toss me my top hat
I'm ready to fly

Me: Bustin' into the upper crust
As easy as pie! *jumps up in the air*

Cookie Monster: PIE?!

Herry: Just watch our dreams come true
Grover: This was somethin' we were born to do
Me: Steppin' out with a star
That star is all of us!

*Me and Grover do a little tapping out to the car*

Herry: Have you got class?
Kyle: Have I got class!
Herry: Have you got chic?
Kyle: Have I got chic!
Cookie Monster: To think that you and me were nobody
Why only last week!


Grover: *dressed in Super Grover outfit*
I'm ready to fly [falls]

*me and Herry pick Grover up*

Grover: At least I can try
Just watch my dreams come true
This is somethin' I was born to do


Herry, Me, Cookie Monster and Grover:
Steppin' out with a star
Bye bad times
Steppin' out with a star
Hey good times
Steppin' out with a star
And feelin' high
Yeah!

*rides out from the collage parking lot*