Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well... Sure hope everybody's doing swell. Since it's night fright now, I'll take Stinky with me out to the patio garden tomorrow morning. He'll have some good company there, Gabrielle Soleaf and Lanford are already there. Hope Kathy got the cookies we sent her also, and she gets to feeling better soon.
Will be down in the room working away on the list, knock if you need me.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Thanks, Ed, for dealing with Stinky. He would be better off for now out there. Guess he will be removed from our list of official dormies but maybe once in a while we could all pay him a visit (that is until someone else takes him into their room). Also, thanks for the cookies. They were delicious!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Scooter: I liked the ending, Renee.

Renee: You did? Aw, thanks.

Scooter: I just didn't like it when she died....but I knew why you did that.

Renee: Ohh....

Scooter: *smirks at her* Cause you like putting me in pain!!

Jim: *Smiles, tuning up his banjo.*

Renee: *Throws a pillow at him* No, I don't!!!

Scooter: Ah-HA! You just did it again!!! *Throws the pillow back at her.*

Renee: Now you can't say that, you liked putting ME in PAIN!!! *She throws two pillows at him now.*

Scooter: *Aims at Renee, but misses, nearly hitting Frank in the process.* Oops...

*Within the next few minutes, everyone in Room #22 is in a pillow fight. Loud, reacous, and having great fun.*

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: *enters bedroom* Hey Ryan dude, whatcha doin' man? You've been cooped up in here since you got home!

Sorry Cliff, just finishing my math homework and brainstorming my next fan-fic. I mean, after Renee's latest fics I've gotta come up with something spectacular!

Clifford: Heh, good luck with that dude! I mean from what I've been hearin' that thing was pretty good.

Oh it was Cliff!! It was awesome!! In fact I think I'll take Gonzo and anyone else who wants to go, and head over to Renee's and take her and Scooter and the Country Trio out for pizza in honor of such a fantabulous story!

Clifford: Cool dude, I'll tag along if ya don't mind.

Nope, the more the merrier! *walks out of room* Gonzo! Camilla! Cantus! Uncle D.! You want pizza?!

Gonzo: Ooh yeah! With anchovies and olives and-

Thank you Gonzo!

Cantus: I think I shall stay here tonight, I need to compose some new music for my Love Tour down in Fraggle Rock next week.

UD: And I should stay as well, it would not be wise of me to leave, after all, Death did grant me leniency by allowing me to leave the spot of my death and stay in a dorm with you all...Why I accepted such a fate I'll never know...

Alright, well we'll see you after dinner then! *goes to Renee's room and knocks on the door* Hey Renee! We were wondering if-*gets hit with a pillow*...PILLOW FIGHT!!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

*Pokes her head out from under all the pillows.*

Renee: Pizza? Treat??

Scooter: YEAH!!!

Renee: Come on guys! FREE PIZZA!!!!!

*All five of them storm out of the room, smiling. Renee still has feathers stuck in her hair, and Scooter's jacket is off of him now.*

Renee: Oh wow. Thanks!!

*Holds out a huge stack of papers for Ryan.* Here's my two fanfictions, Ryan. All printed out for you

*The stack of papers is about 50 pages in length.*

Scooter: All 30,000+ words of it too! The most suprising thing is, it's in 10pt Arial!

Jerry: And she thought them both up from only two small thoughts.

Jim: "What if Uncle Deadly had a wife?" and "What is Scooter's mother and sister like?"

Renee: Guys!!! *is blushing a bit now, she just wanted to give him a copy of the stories, that's all..*

Frank: And she wrote them both within one week's time. Well...6 1/2 days.

Renee: *is bright red now.* So...where are we going to get that pizza, Ryan?

 

[theprawncracker]

*blink* ...Ok then! To the pizza place! Gonzo did you call the taxi?

Gonzo: Yup! Oscar said he'd pull up his Trash Taxi right outside the lobby!

...Oh great...*the nine of them go outside and see the old broken down taxi covered in trash* Sheesh, well I guess it is our only mean of transportation...Everybody in!

(OOC: Kyle I hope you don't mind if I use Oscar here for a minute, let me know if you do and I won't again!)

Oscar: Alright you happy people, the faster you get in the faster I can get away from the cheerfulness!

*We all get in and go to the pizza place*

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: Quite a horrendous taxi, Oscar...*she replied to him, as she stepped out of it, walking into the pizza place.*

 

[theprawncracker]

Oscar: Horendous?! Thanks lady! Call me if you ever need a ride! *drives off*

*all nine of us go in and sit down* Hi there! I'll have a small mushroom pizza please!

Gonzo: And I'll split a medium with all the toppings with Camilla here! Oh! Except chicken of course!

Clifford: ...And I'll just have cheese...please...Thanks. Man I hope my appetite can keep up with Gonzo...

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Renee: And I'll take the vegatarien special, no cheese either.

Scooter: I'll take a small pepporoni pizza.

Jim: And the three of us, we'll take what Renee's having, split three ways with...um...

Jerry: Pineapple and olives!

Frank: Country ham.

Jim: And nothing extra for me, please.

*They begin to eat, while Scooter starts placing Pepporonis on Renee's pizza.*

Renee: Ewww...you don't I don't eat meat, Scoot!! *Flicks the pepporoni away from her.*

 

[BEAR]

Snuffy: What's for dinner?
Bry: I dunno. Let's see what we got in here. Anybody want some soup?
Big Bird: What kind?
Bry: All kinds. Take your pic! Me, I feel like some clam chowder.
Telly: That sounds good. Make that 2!
Bry: You got it, buddy!
Rosita: (whispering to me so not to offend Big Bird) Southwest chicken looks good to me.
Bry: (whispers back) you got it. (in normal tone) how about you, Snuff?
Snuffy: Hmm...how about vegetable noodle? That looks delicious.
Big Bird: Hey! I'll have what he's having!
Snuffy: You won't regret it, Bird!
Bry: Hoots, you joining us?
Hoots: Sorry, no time to eat, my man! Got a rehearsal tonight.
Bry: Okay, see you later!
Telly: Bryan...how about that soup?
Bry: Okay, Telly, okay! I'm on it! What do I look like, a live in chef?
Telly: As long as your better than the guy who lives down the hall.