Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: LISA! ROWLF! CHEF! COME HERE! HURRY!
Rowlf: Something wrong?
Lisa: What is it?
Robin: <pointing out the window> LOOK!!!!!!!
Lisa: <gasp> SNOWWWWWWWWWWW!
Robin: Isn't it beautiful?!
Rowlf: It's really coming down!
Chef: Oh it's zee flekey felly vheete-a. See-a, zee leettle-a flekeees, und zeey felly fell ell vheete-a und pretty. Bork bork bork!
Lisa: Ugh, it's WONDERFUL! Oh so happy. Did you know that snow runs on happiness?
Rowlf: It what?
Lisa: Hehe, I'll explain later.
Robin: Can we go out and play in it?
Lisa: Are you kidding? It's FREEZING out there! You'd have to be CRAZY to go out in that!
Robin: But you always say that we are crazy.
Lisa: Well, true.
Rowlf: There's not very much yet, though, maybe we should wait a few minutes before we go out.
Robin: Okay. Hey, can we put up Christmas decorations?
Rowlf: ...Uh... Lisa, aren't you Jewish? So...
Lisa: Yes, I'm Jewish, but my dad isn't, and I've never had a Christmas without a tree, a bunch of decorations, presents, way too much food, and of course the Christmas spirit. So as long as you let me set out a hannukiah and play a little dreidel, I say, let's deck the halls!
Robin: Yay!
Chef: Hoo ebuoot sume-a seengy-sungeees vheele-a ve-a decurete-a? Ve-a cun't hefe-a Chreestmes decureshuns veethuoot Chreestmes ceruls!
Rowlf: <sits at piano> A very good point, Chef, so name a carol and I'll play it.
Lisa: <opens room door so all can hear and sing along>
Chef: I'fe-a elveys leeked Sleeegh Reede-a.
Rowlf: Alright, Sleigh Ride it is! <starts to play>
Lisa: Oh I love that one! Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too...
Robin: Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!
Chef: Oootseede-a zee snoo is felleeng und freeends ere-a celleeng Yuu-Huu!
Rowlf: Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!
Robin: Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup let's go! Let's look at the show! We're riding in a wonderland of snow!
Lisa: Giddyup, giddyup, giddyup it's grand, just holding your hand.
Rowlf and Robin: We're riding along with a song of a wintery fairy land!
Chef: Ooor cheeks ere-a neece-a und rusy und cumffy cuzy ere-a ve-a.
Rowlf: We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be.
Robin: Let's take this road before us and sing a chorus or two...
Rowlf, Robin, and Chef: Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!
Chef: Zeere's a burthdey perty et zee hume-a ooff Fermer Grey.
Robin: It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day.
Rowlf: We'll be singing songs we love to sing without a single stop.
Robin: At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts hop!
Lisa: Hop?
Robin: <hopping> Hop hop hop!
Lisa: <laughs> There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy, when they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie.
Rowlf: It'll nearly be, a picture print, from Currier and Ives.
All: These kinds of things are the things we remember all through our lives!
Chef: Joost heer thuse-a sleeegh bells jeengling reeng teeng teengling tuu!
Robin: Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!
Chef: Oootseede-a zee snoo is felleeng und freeends ere-a celleeng-
Rowlf Robin and Lisa: YOO-HOO!!!!!!
All: Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!!!!!!

 

[Katzi428]

*knocking at the door*Prairie?Can I come in now?
Prairie:Hey,Kathy! Sure!I'm sorry...I should have come down to the common room to let you know you cou could come back. See...I was making you a Christmas present,and I don't want you seeing it til Christmas or Christmas Eve.
Ahhh....I understand! Hey...it's snowing out & lots of our dormies are outside playing in the snow.Want to go?
Prairie:Sure!
By the way,did you feed Gaffer?
Prairie:Yep...right after you left*putting parka on*Let's go!
*I put my winter coat hat & mittens on & we go outside*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ah sleep, my old friend I enjoy you so much...

Clifford: Dude, you are right about that! We've had a big day!

*stares at Cliff* No we haven't! We've been cooped up in here putting up Christmas decorations all day!

Clifford: Heh, well you're right about that dude. It has been kinda boring today. Well, I'll see you in the AM man!

Heh, not if I have anything to say about it, we'll be up at 1 pm!

 

[Erine81981]

Sent over to Rayn's room........

Grover: It's alright Clifford. We were sent to help ya'll help.

Herry: I brought the ladder. *swings around knocking some stuff off selfing* Whoops. Sorry about that. I'll fix it.

Cookie M: Me brought some cookies for break but me ate all of them.

Grover: Cookie! You were not spoused to eat them before you got to Ryan's room.

Cookie M: Me know. Me just can't help meself.

Herry: Where do we start?

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Has Ed started decorating the dorm halls yet?
Bry: I don't think so.
Big Bird: Oh, I hope he'll let me put the star on top of the lobby tree. It's one of my favorite things to do and I get to do that every year on Sesame Street.
Telly: Sure, no one else can reach that high without a ladder.
Snuffy: Are we going to decorate the room?
Bry: Yeah, but not tonight. I'm too tired. Maybe we can do it tomorrow or something.
Telly: Sounds like a plan!
Rosita: (to Big Bird) I wonder how Hoots is doing with our present for Bryan's birthday.
Big Bird: I dunno. I'm so excited about it though. It's going to be the best day ever!!
Bry: What's that, Bird?
Big Bird: Nothing.

 

[theprawncracker]

Alright guys, I'm going to go Christmas shopping!

Gonzo: Ooh! Ooh! Can I come?

Nope. I'm buying for you guys too.

UD: Alright my friend, enjoy yourself.

Cantus: Remember, I like music!

How could I forget?

Clifford: Alright dude, see ya later.

Bye! *I leave*

Clifford: Alright guys, we gotta get Ryan something too!

Gonzo: I've got 48 pounds of rubber cement.

Camilla: Bawk bagawk!

Cantus: I have this shiny pebble.

UD: And I have a petrified hand.

Clifford: We better get shopping...

 

[BEAR]

Bry: I'll be right back. (leaves)

Hoots: Hey, guys!
Big Bird: Bryan's birthday is this thursday. Do we have everything ready?
Hoots: Yep. I went over to Sesame Street and filled people in on the plans. Here's the list. (hands Bird a piece of paper)
Big Bird: Great!
Rosita: We only have part of his surprise, we still need to go shopping.
Telly: Oh yeah. But how are we gonna get anywhere? None of us can drive a car.
Big Bird: Well, that's easy, Telly.
(sings) How do you get
From here to there?
What do you do?
Well, if you want to
Cross the street, my friend,
Here's my advice to you:
Simply use your
Feet and walk,
But be sure to
Cross with care.
And that is how you get
From here to there.
You use your feet.

Stinky: If only I had feet!
Rosita: But remember to hold the hand of a grown-up before crossing the street!

Big Bird: (sings) How do you get
From here to there?
What do you do?
Well, if you want to
Ride to town, my friend,
Here's my advice to you:
Simply hop aboard a bus.
Pay the driver man his fare.
And that is how you get
From here to there.
You take a bus.

Snuffy: What other ways, Bird?

Big Bird: (sings) How do you get
From here to there?
What do you do?
Well, if you want to
If you want to
Fly across the ocean,
Here is my advice to you:
Simply jump aboard a plane
And go flying through the air.
And that is how you get
From here to there.

You take a plane,
Or ride a bus,
Or use your feet.
And that is how you get
From here to there! (end music)

Telly: Well, okay...so which way are we gonna get there?
Big Bird: Let's walk.
Rosita: Yeah, but it's too far and we only have so much time.
Telly: And it would be silly to take a plane to the shopping center.
Big Bird: I guess that leaves one option. We take a bus.
Telly: Oh, no! We can't do that either!
Big Bird: Why not?
Telly: We don't have enough money to pay the driver.
Rosita: Sure we do, Telly. This jar of quarters right here that we keep in case of such things.
Telly: Oh yeah!
Rosita: We just need to count up enough to take us there and back.
Big Bird: Then it's all settled. Let's go!
Snuffy: You guys go ahead. I'm gonna stick around here for when Bryan gets home and in case we get any calls about the party.
Telly: Good idea!
Big Bird: Okay, Snuffy. See ya later!
Rosita: Hasta luego, Snuffy.
Snuffy: (waving his snuffle) Bye! Oh, this is gonna be some surprise. O-hoho!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been here lately. Got my new computer installed, but I gotta call up the company about the screen reader. Waiting for some items bought online to get here, pay off the bills from my credit card, and then it's a matter of studying for finals and getting my next check. After that, I should have enough to do some last-minute shopping, put up some decorations here in the room, and work on getting the last few robes finished off.

Hope everything's OK with the rest of you, have a good weekend.

 

[theprawncracker]

*puts bow on last present* There, finished Christmas shopping....

Clifford: Can we come in now then?

Yep, you can help me stash all these presents for eveyone til Christmas.

Gonzo: *picks up presents* You got presents for all the dormies?!

Yep.

Cantus: Wouldn't it be easier to just pass around the Fraggle pebbles?

Heh, well Cantus, up here it's usually better to give different presents to everyone.

UD: Indeed. Ah Ryan, what do you say we watch the Muppet Christmas Carol Hmm? I love the spooks at the end.

Alright Uncle D. sounds good.

Gonzo: I'm great in that one.

Heh, you're the narrator Gonzo, of course you're great.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey look guys, we got a Christmas card from room 51!
Red: Oh that's nice!
Mokey: Hey, how was your friend's wedding?
Beth: It was so lovely! It was romantic and beautiful and it started to snow right at the end and it made everything seem so magical...
Red: Stop her now or she'll go on all night!
Beth: Hey!
Red: Just kidding
Beth: How did the football game go?
Red: We won of course! 36-17
Beth: Sounds like we creamed them!
Mokey: It was pretty exciting. I went to the game.
Beth: So, I did a little Christmas shopping and saw some ideas for a birthday present for Bryan too!
Red: Ooh! Yeah, we have until Thursday to find something
Beth: Well, I'll tell you about my ideas while we get ready for bed
Mokey: Sounds good