Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, did you hear that singing?
Gonzo: Yeah. Too bad some of the lyrics were off.
Rosita: Oh, be nice. They sounded good.
Clifford: For a bunch of monsters, huh? Hehehe (catches Telly and Rosita's eyes)...*ahem*.....oops.
Bry: (laughs) Hey, did you all sleep well last night? Gonzo, how did you and Camilla make out in that cardboard box of yours?
Gonzo: How did we what?
Bry: Let me rephrase that... how did you sleep in the box?
Gonzo: Oh, great! Much better than that airport locker we slept in once.
Bry: Good.
Gonzo: And since you asked, the making out wasn't bad either. Haha!
Bry: Okay, too much info!
Gonzo: You're the one who asked about it.
Bry: I did not ask about that!
Gonzo: Did too!
Bry: Did not!
Telly: Oscar would just love this.
Bry: Anyway...what should we do today.
Snuffy: Well, Bird and I are gonna go ask The Count if him and Ed need any help decorating the halls.
Big Bird: Yeah, we're good at reaching high places you know. We should get going now, Snuff.
Snuffy: Coming, Bird!
Telly: I'm gonna stay here and count my triangles. Wanna join me, Mr. Clifford?
Clifford: No thanks, my man. As...um...fun as that sounds, I think I'm gonna go chill by the pool and check out the honeys.
Gonzo: I'm gonna go work on my latest act.
Rosita: I'm going to call my Abuela. What about you, Bryan?
Bry: Actually, the pool sounds good right now. Cliff, wait up!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys, I'm back.

Everything fine your first day with us UD?
Uncle Deadly: Everything's slay-OK.

Oh good. Will be working on the list of photos I have to take all over again for the collection photo album and two added photo projects I rully wanna get done and share with everyone else.

BTW: The plans are finalized for this year's Halloween skelebration. Won't be the skull hunt, but something just as frightful. However, I'd like to know if people will be here on Halloween weekend to take full advantage of the fun & games, or if it'll be something simple instead. LMK by reser-grave-tion and I'll talk to the people in charge about getting things ready.
Have a good day you guys and ghouls.

 

[BEAR]

(Outside Room #1...)

Big Bird: Hey, Count! Snuffy and I were just wondering if you guys need any help reaching high places to decorate. Let us know cuz we're here.
Snuffy: I'm very handy with my snuffle. O-hohoho!

 

[The Count]

*Opens door to find two eager helpers. Hi guys, as a matter of fact...

Count: Ah ha, four Halloween haunting helpers! *Thunder and lightning outside.
UD: How positively frightful... And with the chill in the night air tonight...

*Hands pack to BB. OK, here's all you'll need. BB, if you could, please hand the candles one by one to Snuffy so he can put them next to each room's door with his snuffle. They should go near the upper part on the side opposite the side the door naturally swings.
*Shows them by opening door to Room #1. See... The door swings to the left so the candle should go to the right up by the hallway lights.

And then BB, you can hang these little plastic ghosts from the ceiling. Just so long as they're hung near the bats, that'll be fine.
Hope you can manage that OK.
UD: If you don't mind, I'll be gracing the pipe organ up in the 3rd CFloor's Common Room later tonight. OK, just don't stay up too late.

 

[BEAR]

*Opens door to find two eager helpers. Hi guys, as a matter of fact...

Count: Ah ha, four Halloween haunting helpers! *Thunder and lightning outside.
UD: How positively frightful... And with the chill in the night air tonight...

*Hands pack to BB. OK, here's all you'll need. BB, if you could, please hand the candles one by one to Snuffy so he can put them next to each room's door with his snuffle. They should go near the upper part on the side opposite the side the door naturally swings.
*Shows them by opening door to Room #1. See... The door swings to the left so the candle should go to the right up by the hallway lights.

And then BB, you can hang these little plastic ghosts from the ceiling. Just so long as they're hung near the bats, that'll be fine.
Hope you can manage that OK.
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Snuffy: We'll be okay.
Big Bird: These don't have to be lit, do they? Because you know I am not supposed to use matches without a grown up.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Wow, look at all the great Halloween decorations beginning to grace the halls of the dorms!
Red: They look great!
Mokey: Snuffy and Big Bird sure have been working hard!
Beth: I just love Fall! It's such a festive, fun time of year!
Red: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Beth: Not sure. How about you guys?
Mokey: I was thinking of dressing up like Red
Red: That would be funny! I could put your hair up in pigtails! Hey! Maybe I should be Mokey!
Beth: Gee, I won't be able to tell who's who!
*they all laugh*

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: Hey, Bryan. I just had an idea of what we could do for Halloween.
Bry: You know what you are going to dress up as?
Rosita: No, not yet, but I was thinking that we can all take pictures of ourselves in our costumes and post them up for everyone to see.
Bry: That's a great idea, Rosita. We should run that by everyone at the dorms and see what they think.
Rosita: Okay. Did you and Clifford have fun at the pool?
Bry: It was nice. Huh, Clifford?
Clifford: Yeah, Man. It was also good to get away from Mr. No Limits over there.
Gonzo: Who?
Clifford: You!
Gonzo: You laugh now, but one day i will make history!
Clifford: As what?
Gonzo: Umm...uhh....I dunno...(looks up in Heaven) Yo, Jerry! Can you send me down some more gags please!? I've run dry!!
(A rainstorm out of nowhere showers the inside of the room drenching Gonzo)

Gonzo: (almost sorry) Thanks!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess Where I'am going to be going Tomorrow

ELMO AND ZOE: WHERE!

PETER: BOSTON by the Train

ELMO: Oh That is going to be Great, I wish I could go

ZOE: Me Too!

PETER: and I am going to be going to a friend's house in Wrentham Saturday and Sunday and I will be back on Sunday, so I will have someone watch over you and I will find Either Kyle, Ryan or Bryan.

ELMO: Okay!

 

[The Count]

No BB, they don't need to be lit... They light up by themselves, so you don't need to worry.
Hey Peter... You might want to ask Kyle, seeing as how Ryan PrawnCracker's left his roomies with others and Bryan's room's pretty full right now with the roommates he's looking after for Ryan.

Do you guys think I should go ahead and scream light the full range of games for Halloween? Or just keep it simple to a nice little maze of monsters set up out back? LMK and I'll talk to the un-welcoming committee.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hey guys.
Rowlf: Where are you getting back from this late all dressed up like that?
Lisa: <raises eyebrow> One, you sound like a parent. Two, you make it sound like I was doing something bad. I was at Rosh Hashannah services. Started at sundown, you know. I'll be there for a lot of tomorrow and Wednesday, too.
Chef: Su yuoo're-a meessing schuul, reeght?
Lisa: Right.
Chef: I thuooght su. Hey, deed yuoo see-a ell zee Hellooeee decureshuns?
Rowlf: Frightful, aren't they?
Lisa: Yes, I saw the Halloween decorations. Very well- Ah CHOO!- Very well done. I don't tend to get into Halloween much anymore, but maybe I will this year... <scrunches up face> Any costume ideas?
Rowlf: Are you kidding? I don't even know what I'm gonna be.
Lisa: Yeah. What about- hey, where's Robin?
Rowlf: Sleeping. Went to bed pretty early, he wasn't feeling too good.
Lisa: Oh no. Don't tell me I got him sick.
Rowlf: Alright. We won't.
Chef: Boot yuoo deed. Bork bork bork!
Lisa: Sheesh.