Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo (the Muppet): Did you see that.

Me: Yep. It was really good.

Bo: Uh huh. They swam like crazy.

Me: Liek sharks were after them.

Bo: Like what?

Me: Sharks were after them.

Bo: They were? Gosh. No wonder they swam so fast.

Me: No.No. They swam Like that, but not because sharks were swimming after them.

Bo: Then why?

Me: Because they wanted to win.

Bo *scrunches up eyes*: I'd want to win against a hungry shark that was chasing me too.

Me: Against what?

Bo: A hungry shark chasing me.

Me: Is there? *shouts* Everyone RUN! Shark. Run!

Bo looks around.

Bo: Where?

 

[The Count]

Oh you guys. That's just the Man-Eater Shark, it only eats Manwiches there.
Get it? Man whhich is there?
Sorry for the bad joke, just one I remembered from JHH. Speaking of, finished checking up all the list's stats and everythings kosher again.
Gonna take a break, get some dinner and watch some Toonami. Good night to all. Hope Red does well tomorrow.

 

[Katzi428]

*Gonna be portraying as myself,Prairie & The Swedish Chef in this post(unless someone else has the Swedish Chef covered)
Chef:Hellu zeere-a Kethy!Hoo ere-a yuoo?
Me:Fine Chef! Yourself?
Chef: Dueeng feene-a thunk yuoo!Vunt sume-a chuculete-a muoosse-a?
Me:No thanks. I was wondering if you could make some Doozer Sticks for Red Fraggle. She won today's swim meet.
Chef:She-a deed? Vhet greet noos!
*clapping floury hands together & getting flour on me*
Me:Uh Chef? You're getting flour all over me.
Chef:Oupseee-a-deeesy!Surry ebuoot thet!
Me:That's OK! *wiping myself off with a towel* So do you think you can make the Doozer Sticks? Prairie & I don't know how to make them.
Chef:Soore-a!I hefe-a a receepe-a fur Duuzer Steecks thet zee Freggles eruoond here-a lufe-a!
Me:Thanks Chef! I'll be back later to pick them up,OK?
Chef:OK...bye-a bye-a!
(back in Room 6):
Prairie: How'd you do getting the Doozer Sticks?
Me:The Chef said he has a recipe for Doozer Sticks that the Fraggles around here love! I hope I can trust him.
Prairie:Hopefully he'll make them right.Um Kath? About the flour on your shirt...
Me:Yeah...I know. He was so happy for Red winning today's swim meet that he was clapping & his hands were all full of flour.So I got flour on me.
Prairie: You sure you don't want to change your major to culinary arts?*giggle*
Me:Oh hush!*but laughing anyway*

 

[Erine81981]

Kind of glad some of the Sesame Street gang is staying here for the swim meet tomorrow. I won't be able to make it. Could someone also recorded it for me too? I won't be getting off until 2 again.

Grover: I have to work from 3 to 10 tomorrow.

Then you could tape it for me.

Grover: I'm not really good at camcorders.

Herry: My mom wouldn't mind coming to record. She and the famliy was going to be stopping by tomorrow anyways.

Good. You have to work?

Herry: Nope. I'm off tomorrow and tuesday.

Oh. I'm off Monday and Tuesday. Can't wait for the "MakeOver House" ediction tomorrow. Kermit, Fozzie, Piggy and Animal will be on there.

Herry & Grover: COOL!

Grover: Your going to record it?

Sure I will. I don't miss any Muppet or Sesame Street gang for nothing.

Sherlock Hemlock walks by

SH: Hey there Grover. Hows things in Collage?

Grover: Fine Sherlock. Hows detective work?

SH: Fine. I haven't found anything in long time.

Hey there. Glad to have you spending the night at our Collage Dorms. I'm Kyle. *holds out hand*

SH: I'm Sherlock Hemlock. The world greats Detective.

I've been watching you ever since you've lived on Sesame Street. Your one great detective.

SH: Thanks I've got to be going. Do you know where the bathroom is?

Cookie M: *eatting cookies* Me know! Go down hall turn left. There it is.

SH: Thanks Cookie Mosnter. *goes on*

Cookie M: Me didn't know he here.

He was at the Swim Meet. He won 4th place for the SS team.

 

[The Count]

Mornin' all, and good day to all who are staying here in the dorms as guests for the swim meet or visiting the college campus.

*Shakes hands with Sherlock Hemlock and congratulates him on his good showing at the competition.
Well, if the good day stays with us, I'm hoping that my brother will finally acceed and help me with the last few photos I need for the product guide project. Some more good news, my one-man customizing crew finished up the first figure I commissioned from him, still gotta get it though and see what we can talk about regarding the accessories and/or other custom figures on the slate. Hope everyone has a great day, and good luck to all those still competing in the swim meet.

BTW: Hey Kathy, found something on eBay while searching for Muppets I think you might be interested. Here's the link to the item.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2627&item=5961513110&rd=1
Hope this helps and have a good day.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: I put up a 'Congratulations Red!' banner in the first floor common room & sent a goody package to room #3 for Red. Hope everyone is enjoying a nice,peaceful Sunday here in the dorms.



*the EM group is taking a morning walk around campus*
<Dee>
Good morning, starshine, the earth says "Hello"
You twinkle above us, we twinkle below
Good morning, starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing our early morning singing song

<EM>
Gliddy, glup, gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La, la, la, lo, lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le, le, lo, lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song

<Floyd>
Good morning, starshine, the earth says "Hello"
You twinkle above us, we twinkle below
Good morning, starshine, you lead us along
My love and me as we sing our early morning singing song

<EM>
Gliddy, glup, gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La, la, la, lo, lo
Sabba sibby sabba
Nooby abba nabba
Le, le, lo, lo
Tooby ooby walla
Nooby abba nabba
Early morning singing song

<Dee>
Singing a song, humming a song, singing a song
Loving a song, laughing a song, singing a song


<Dee & Floyd>
Singing a song,songing a sing
Song,song,song,si-ing,sing,sing,si-ing,song
Song,song,song,si-ing,sing,sing,si-ing,song

 

[The Count]

Nice D and Floyd, but aren't you forgetting the end bit?
Anyway, hope Red does well at today's finals.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Will Red be chased by sharks today?

Me: Look, will you shut up about sharks.

Beau: If you insist, but...

Me: I mean it. No more warning.

Beau: Ok. *looking behnd my shoulder*

I glance back.

Me: Is that, a shark just behind me?

Beau: Mmm, mm, mmm. Can't talk about sharks.

Me: Gulp.

 

[Katzi428]

BTW: Hey Kathy, found something on eBay while searching for Muppets I think you might be interested. Here's the link to the item.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2627&item=5961513110&rd=1
Hope this helps and have a good day.

Thanks for the heads up Ed.Awww...she's so cute! Looks just like you, Prairie.
Prairie:Yeah,she does! You gonna buy her,Kathy?
I'm not really into Ebay.Besides,at the moment I'm broke.
Prairie:Awww...OK. Oh...by the way...the Swedish Chef dida good job with those Doozer sticks for Red.Let's go drop them off.
*Prairie & I head for Red & Beth's room with the Doozer sticks wrapped up & a note that says:"To our Star Swimmer !Congrats!Here's some treats for you.Hugs from your buddies in Room 6!"

 

[redBoobergurl]

At the swim finals

Wow, everyone's been so supportive of Red and everyone else on the team as well! Today Red, Kermit and Sherlock Hemlock will be diving for the Muppet team. I hope they all do well.
Announcer: First up, the hop, skip and jump dive. For the Muppet Team, Kermit the Frog, For the Non Muppet Team Joe Jumper.
Well, it looks like Kermit's up first today. I hope he does well. Maybe I'll go down and wish Red good luck in the locker room.
*Goes down to locker room*
Me: Hey Red!
Red: what are you doing down here?
Me: Came to wish you good luck!
Red: Oh, that's so nice of you!
Me: did you get your goodie package that Dee left you?
Red: yes and I got some doozer sticks from Prairie and Kathy that the Swedish Chef made, they were so good. Dee also hung a sign in the common room. Everyone's so great!
Me: Well it isn't everyday that our favorite Fraggle makes it to the finals!
Red: Well, I hope I don't let everyone down.
Me: You won't! *hugs Red* I'm going to go back up now
Red: See you afterward
*I head back up to the bleachers*
Announcer: Kermit the Frog places first in the Hop Skip and Jump dive. Kermit, approach the podium for your blue medal
Me: Good, Kermit won his dive! Hopefully Red and Sherlock will do just as well so the Muppet team will get a trophy!