Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

going to the party
Happy Birthday Scooter & Skeeter!
Prairie:Happy Birthday you two!
Rosita:Feliz cumpleanos Scooter & Skeeter!
giving them their presents
Enjoy them.

 

[Erine81981]

On to the Party

Hey there everyone. I've brought all my firends. And then some. *starts naming off the friends* There's....

Bert: Me!

Grover: Me!

Big Bird: Me!

Ernie: Ernie! *laughs*

Bert: Ernie!?

Ernie: *whispers* Sorry Bert. Me!

Herry: Me!

Cookie M: Me!

Telly: I'm here!

Maurice: And me!

Hit it! *music starts everyone starts clapping to the rhyme*

Ernie and Cookie Monster: Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep
One - Honk - Two - Honk - Three - Honk - Four - Honk
Five - Honk - Six - Honk - Seven - Honk - Eight - Honk
Nine - Honk - Ten - Honk - Eleven - Honk - Twelve - Honk

Me and the gang: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

Me: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

(Grover, Herry, Telly and Big Bird : Honks)

Grover and Herry: Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep
Twelve - Honk - Eleven - Honk - Ten - Honk - Nine - Honk
Eight - Honk - Seven - Honk - Six - Honk - Five - Honk
Four - Honk - Three - Honk - Two - Honk - One - Honk
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

Me and Big Bird: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

Herry: One, Two, Three, Four - (Grover: Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk)

Cookie Monster: Five, Six, Seven, Eight - (Telly: Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk)

Ernie: Come on Bert!
Bert: I don't want to. This is silly!
Me: Come on Bert! It's fun! Lookie at Bernice. *points to Bernice*
Bert: What? No! That can't be? Bernice?
Ernie: That always works. *high fives Kyle*
Me: Thanks. I knew it would

*music continues*

Bert: Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve - (Bernice: Honk, Honk, Honk, Honk)

Everyone: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Everyone: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep

Ernie and Cookie Monster: All night long!

Everyone: We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk - around the party
We're gonna - Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep Honk Beep.....

*music fads*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: *walks into party a little late* Hey guys! Sorry we're late, practice ran long...*is covered in bandages* *glares at Clifford*
Clifford: Hey hey, what's goin down ya'll?
Me: You're about to...
Gonzo: Hey guys, we couldn't find a present, so I brought this!
Camilla: Bawww. *rolls cannon in*
Me: Oh no...Uncle D. ...Oh never mind...
Gonzo: *standing at base of cannon* And now ladies and gentlethings. In honor of the birth of the twins Scooter and Skeeter, I, The Great Gonzo, will attempt to clone myself. By simply hurtling myself out of my cannon, into, and through the Clono-Mat 4500, then into the Age-Otron 8930 I will age my clone to my exact age and have myself a mery little twin! Ha ha! *climbs into cannon* Camilla! Light me!
Me: Wait, Clono-Mat? Age-Otron? Uncle D.? Cliff?
Clifford: Got me.
Uncle Deadly: Mmm, it appears Gonzo's shipment hasn't come in yet...
Camilla: Bawk! *lights cannon*
Gonzo: *flies out of cannon, straight through the wall*
Me: ...Don't worry Ed, I'll call the Doozers...*sigh*

 

[Katzi428]

clapping LOUDLY! Hey...that was great you guys!
Prairie and Rositaare whispering to each other
OK...you two...what's up?
Prairie:Everyone....for your entertainment,we have Kathy doing Disco Frog!
WHAT?? NO WAY!!
Rosita:Kathy...me and Prairie will be backup singers!
Ohhhh.....grumbling but deciding not to be a spoilsport as the girls put Kermit hats on themselves and me OK...I'll do it.

In the evening when the sun goes down
Folks all hurry to the edge of town
At the bayou bank they stand and wait
In the clear air

Soon the water ripples catch their eye
And the ladies hush and breathe a sigh
On a lilypad all dressed in white
He appears there

And then he
(Prairie & Rosita: Uh-huh)
Boogies up and down and shuffles right
(Prairie & Rosita: Uh-huh uh-huh)
Slips and splashes in the moonlit night
(Prairie & Rosita: Uh-huh uh-huh)
Alligators with their teeth so bright
Smile and sway there
(Prairie & Rosita: Sway there)
And soon the
(Prairie & Rosita: Uh-huh)
Loons are joining in the jamboree
Everybody's happy just like me
Watch him dance
On that log
Yeesh, it's the Disco Frog!
(P & R: Ribbit Ribbit! Ribbit Ribbit!)

Through the day the swamp's a quiet place
Snails and salamanders set the pace

P & R: In the spider where the air is still like a trance there
Fireflies are twinklin' white and green
There's a sudden crazy change of scene
And the star who's danced both far and wide comes to dance there

Me: And then he
(P & R: Uh-huh)
Boogies up and down and shuffles right
(P & R: Uh-huh uh-huh)
Slips and splashes in the moonlit night
(P & R: Uh-huh uh-huh)

P & R: Alligators with their teeth so bright
Smile and sway there
(Sway there)

Me and The Girls: And soon the
(P & R: Uh-huh)
Loons are joining in the jamboree
Everybody's happy just like me

P & R: Watch him dance
On that log

Me: Yeesh, it's the Disco Frog!
(P & R: Ribbit Ribbit! Ribbit Ribbit!)

GuestFrogs: Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh
Uh-huh uh-huh

Guest Frogs: Uh-huh uh-huh

P & R: Uh-huuuuh

GuestFrogs: Uh-huh uh-huh

P & R: Uh-huuuuh

Guest Frogs: Uh-huh uh-huh

P& R: Uh-huuuuh

Guest Frogs: Uh-huh uh-huh

P & R: Uh-huuuuh

Me: Join us by that swampy waterside
Where we never have a thing to hide

P & R: And it makes you feel so good inside
Just to be there
While the stars are sparklin' through the night
And the bayou moon is burnin' bright

Me and the Girls: Yes, it's quite the most amazing sight
You can see there

P & R: Because she
(P & R: Uh-huh)

Me and the Girls: Boogies up and down and shuffles right
(P & R: Uh-huh uh-huh)
Slips and splashes in the moonlit night
(P & R: Uh-huh uh-huh)

Alligators with their teeth so bright
Smile and sway there
(Sway there)
And soon the
(Uh-huh)
Loons are joining in the jamboree
(Uh-huh uh-huh)
Everybody's happy just like me
Watch her dance
On that log

Yeesh, it's the Disco Frog!

: Ribbit Ribbit! Ribbit Ribbit!)


Ah ah-ah
Ah ah-ah ....

 

[Katzi428]

Oh by the way....the dorms today were brought to you by the letter S (for Scooter & Skeeter) & the number 2 !

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: Hey, hope we're not late!
Gillis: Are you kidding? It's practically our schtick.
Kim: (grumbling under her breath) Can it, Maestro... Anyway, happy birthday you two! *hugs Scooter first, then Skeeter*
Tosh: Can we give them their presents now?
Kim: Yeah, go ahead.
Tosh: Here, Skeeter! This is from me, Betty Lou, and Kim.
Beast: Grrr mgrrr!
Tosh: And Beast, too. *gives Skeeter her present, a new sportswatch*
Boober: And Scooter, this is for you from Gillis, Kim and myself. *gives Scooter his present, a new clipboard, pen and a keyring for his keys*
Kim: Enjoy them in good health, guys!
Betty Lou: Yeah, and happy birthday again!

-Kim

 

[Erine81981]

*applauds* Ya'll were terrific! I've alwayed loved that song. Oh by the way Scooter and Skeeter. Theses are from us the mosnters and from Bryan's roomies and him too. *hands them the presents* Hope you two like them.

 

[Ruahnna]

What are the odds...

A party of four stops outside the doorway to the 1st floor common room. Catherine (Ru) is in the lead, holding Fozzie's hand. Fozzie has his other hand over one ear and is la-la-la-ing to himself, and Catherine holds two presents in one hand and looks a little harried. Behind her are sounds of sniping.
"...none of your beeswax!"
"Oh yeah? Well I say it is my business if you're going to--"
"Oh look who's suddenly interested in my whereabouts?"
"What do you mean suddenly? I told you--"
"Sell it to somebody who cares."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
Catherine stops abruptly and Kermit and Piggy crash unceremoniously into her back, knocking her and Fozzie forward a step. Catherine turns around and glares at her other two roomies. She does not look amused.
"Okay--I've officially had it with you two!"
"Huh?"
"What?"
"Don't huh and what me! I've been listening to you two bicker for two days now--two whole days! You're driving me crazy and just look what you're doing to Fozzie." (Fozzie looks miserably from behind his hat, where he has been hiding his face.)
Kermit has the good grace to look sheepish, but Piggy is unrepentant.
"It is not moi's fault that he has been acting so--"
"ME? You're the one who--"
Catherine: (holding up her hand) Aah! Uh uh uhh! I am not having this! We are about to go into a party and you are NOT going in having this stupid argument.
Kermit: (sullenly) I don't think it's stupid. (Piggy sulks.)
Catherine: (glaring at both of them) Stupid doesn't even begin to describe it. (Turning on Piggy suddenly.) Tell him!
Piggy: (looking astonished and betrayed) I will not!
Kermit: Ah ha!
Catherine: (fixing Kermit with a stare) And you be quiet. Piggy--tell him or I'll tell him. This is going to END. NOW.
(Piggy huffs and puffs for a few minutes, looking mutinous, but eventually shrugs her shoulders and sighs.)
Piggy: (mumbling) I was at the hospital.
Kermit: What? The...the hospital? Why?
Piggy: (unintelligible mumbling)
Kermit: Say again?
Catherine: A little louder, please, dear.
Piggy: I was at the hospital visiting Bean.
Kermit: Bean Bunny? Little guy lives down the--
Piggy: Cute? Annoying? That's him. We were taking a class together and the professor asked me to take him notes from class.
Kermit: (Looking flustered and embarrassed) Well, if you were at the-- (He stops, frowns and scrunches up his face, eventually turning to her suspiciously.) You can't have been visiting him the whole time.
Catherine: (slapping hand over forehead) Of for the love of Pete! (Fozzie starts la-la-la-ing again.)
Piggy: I didn't say I was visiting him the WHOLE TIME.
Kermit: You didn't even come home one night! I know--cause I was waiting up for you! We arranged the whole room just to surprise you and you never even came home that night!
Piggy: (looking at Kermit differently, her eyes soft) You waited up for moi?
Kermit: (still mad) I sure did! (He sees the look in Piggy's eye and it takes some of the angry wind out of his sails.) Um, that is, I was waiting but I fell asleep in the recliner and when I woke up, you weren't home.
Piggy: (gently) I didn't see you when I came in.
Kermit: (flustered) You came in?
Piggy: Of course I came in! What did you think....oh, Kermie. (Her voice is reproachful, but sweet. She puts a hand on his arm.) I didn't see you or I would have spoken. I left the next morning very early for an audition in the city. I was trying to get back in time for my class.
Kermit: Audition? I didn't know....
Piggy: You didn't ask. When I got back, you were giving moi the third degree and I didn't like it. I didn't know why you were being so snotty, and it made me mad, too.
Kermit: (a little hurt) You never even said anything about the room.
Piggy: Oh. It looked nice. I was a little hurt that you did it without me.
Kermit: Oh. We never thought, um.... Sorry. We didn't mean to exclude you. I didn't think you'd be interested in moving the furniture.
Piggy: I wasn't. But I could have made some suggestions about style.
(They look at each other a little hopefully. Piggy already has her hand on his arm, so it is easier for her to lean in and give him a quick little hug.)
Piggy: Sorry. (She tries to pull away, but Kermit holds on a little longer, giving her a whole hug. When they break apart, he is still holding her hand.)
Kermit: Me, too. Do you--would you like to add the finishing touches to the room? I mean, you live there too. We want you to feel at home there.
Piggy: Oh, Kermie.
Kermit: So, after the party we can finish our room?
Piggy: That would be nice.
Catherine looks relieved, and Fozzie has stopped singing to himself.
Catherine: Was that so hard?
(Piggy and Kermit look at each other and smile. Kermit steps forward and hugs Catherine, then Fozzie.)
Kermit: We're sorry. We--I acted like a big jerk. I'm sorry we acted so silly.
He turns to Piggy, who looks at him blankly, but she relents when he hauls on her hand.
Piggy: Sorry. (She reaches out and gives hugs Fozzie, who is still hugging Kermit.) We didn't mean to make you two miserable.
Fozzie: Please don't fight any more. I hate conflict!
Catherine: (sighing deeply) Now can we just go in to the party? We're going to miss all the fun stuff at Scooter and Skeeter's birthday party.
Fozzie: (turning toward the door) You know, that's so funny.
Catherine: What's that, Fozzie?
Fozzie: Scooter and Skeeter have the same birthday. I mean, what are the odds?
Catherine: Um....
(Kermit takes the lead, pulling Piggy after him into the common room.)
Kermit: C'mon you guys--let's celebrate a little.

 

[The Count]

*Wheeling in the cart after everybody's finished chowing down on the good ol' ballpark/theater food prepared for the party...
Hey... Got a couple of chocolate cakes with chocolate frosting and a twinge of orange flavoring... Time to sing "Happy Birthday"!
*Nodding at all gathered so far... Good to see you here Cathy and Kathy, along with your respective roomies. Hey, Kim and Kyle made it too. Oh hey Prawny... Guess Cliff's tryin' to sweettalk the birthday girl.

Count, if you could please...
Count: Certainly! *Lights candles on both cakes.
Ready? Happy birthday...

 

[Erine81981]

The next morning.......

Zzzzzzz.....zzzzzz.....zzzzzz

Ernie: Zzzzzzz....rubber...zzzzzzz...duckie....

Herry: Zzzzzzz......zzzzzzzzzz.....zzzzzzz...

Telly: Zzzzzzzz.....triangle....zzzzzzz...zzz

Grover: Zzzzzzz.....zzzzzz......zzzzzz....mmmmm....

Big Bird: Qwaaaaaqwaaaaaqwaaaa....

Cookie M: Zzzzzz.....mmmmm cookies...zzzzz....

Bert: Zzzzzzzz.....zzzzzz....Bernice...*laughs in sleep*...

Maurice: Zzzzzzz....zzzzzzz....zzzzz....