Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bobo: *steps in front of Christy*
Beau: *tries to see below Christy's feet*
Bo: Oh, Skeeter, hi...have you seen Christy?
Bean: Yup! Oh! She's just behind Bobo the silly cute bear!

 

[christyb]

Christyb:*whispers in Beau's ear* I'm gonna kill that rabbit.

Skeeter: *hands on hips* Nice try guys, but don't you think she's procrastinated enough?

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *whispers back* Please do...
Beau: What is procreated?
Bobo: Procrastinated...she said procrastinated...
Bean: What is procreated anyway? *big cute oh-so-innocent bunny eyes*

 

[christyb]

Skeeter: Oh brother.

Christyb: *hangs an arm around Beau's shoulder* Why don't you just tell us all what that means pal?

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Well...er...
Bean: Yes? What?
Bobo: *scratches head*
Bo: Well...when two people love each other...
Bean: Like Skeeter and Christy? Like, best friends? *hugs Bobo*
Bo: Not quite...but since you passed the buck over to Christy and Skeeter...go ahead you two...

 

[christyb]

Christyb: No I prefer Dogs.
Skeeter: Gross! Not dogs, dogs are nice. But me and you?
Christyb:It's more like...hmmm....when a er...umm....Mommy and Daddy...umm....*pulls a muffin out of no where* Muffin anyone? I think we need to hear this lesson from the expert. Take it away Bo.

 

[Beauregard]

Bobo: Thanks...I love a Muffin...
Bean: Well, Daddy Bo person?
Bo: Bean...i'm not your father...
Beau: *makes Darth Vader sound*
Bo: ...but...if I was, then...you would be...er...
Bean: You're cute adorable son?
Bo: Exactly! *wipes forehead*
Beau: That still doesn't explain about...
Bo: *claps hand over Beau's mouth*

 

[christyb]

Skeeter: *grins evilly at Christy who nods her head* Soooo Daddy Bo. Why not tell your son who his Mommy is?

 

[Beauregard]

Bean: *oh-so-evil-grin* Are you sure you're my dad?
Bo: ...!
Beau: .!!
Bobo: !!!
Bean: *blinks ever-so-cute-eyes*

 

[christyb]

Christyb: *whispers to Skeeter* I can't wait to see him dig outta this hole. *louder* So Mr. Bunny...why not explain to Bean why he doesn't look a thing like you.