Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Oh Bo... *Points at graffiti left by Ilikemuppets on the outside wall.
He's a good enough kid... Just made a bit of a bad joke. And I wouldn't want Elmo seeing that and getting upset.
So, if you could please wash it away...

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Sure thing, boss.
Bo: When did he become, boss?
Bobo: Figuratively.
Bo: Oh, right. *doesn't get it*
Beau: *does clean off the graffiti*

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Tomorrow is going to be a spectacular day

ELMO: What are we going to do, Peter?

ZOE: What are we going to do tomorrow?, Peter?

PETER: How about we go to the Zoo

LITTLE BIRD: Sounds Good

PETER: and Have a Picnic Lunch

ZOE: Okay

 

[The Count]

Well... Just about midnight...
Got an early start tomorrow, gotta get up and get ready to go out to take care of some errands at the campus...
And yet, I've got all this fanfic to go through.
Count: At least 7 vonderful stories!
Yeah, come on... I'll start the audio version in the recorder, you go get us some ice cold milk.
Count: Check.

 

[The Count]

*Finishes milk and goes off to sleep.
No updates, just more reviews. Oh well, they'll get more chapters in tomorrow. We'll see what I can get done myself. Sure hope Cath updates hers, that's probably the one I'm hexpecting to read the most at this point what with the possibility of the gang showing up at Vegas...
*Dreams of dream girl, who's really...

 

[Erine81981]

Coming back from the gig

Ya'll were great.

Dr. Teeth: I'm just glad that Herry was able to help us. Your one cool monster Herry.

Herry: Thanks Mr. Teeth. I've always wanted to play in your band.

Animal: HERRY GOOD!!

Cookie M: Come on Animal. You hang with me.

Lips: Are you sure?

Cookie M: Me promise. Me and him good buddies.

Animal: I like cookies.

Cookie M: Me too.

Lips: Just watch out where he eats.

Dr. Teeth: Just dip him in some hot sauce.

Won't that just make him mad?

Dr. Teeth: Nope. It'll just make him hot! *laughs*

Animal: HOT! HOT!

Ok guys. Let's hit the hay.

Animal: HAY! HAY! HAY!

Lips: Come on. Kyle do you have extra hanger?

Sure. I cleaned out a place in the closet.

Animal: CLOSET! HANGER!

*picks Animal up and places him on the hager* There you go Animal. Sleep tight.

Animal: TIGHT! *falls fast asleep*

Grover: Good night everybodieee!!

Everyone: Good night everyone else!

Lights go off

 

[MartyMuppets]

Martin: Let's drop off Sara's birthday card Bill. Better late than never eh?
Bill: Okay we'll blow her a few bubbles too. It's good to let her know we're still thinking of her despite your personal problems.
Martin: Of course Bill. Mummy should have had her fourth treatment of chemo today. I'll be with her again the next few days and we'll finish the Kimba DVDs.
Bill: Sounds great.

(arrive at Sara's door and knock)

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Beau!
Beau: Bo!
Bobo: Why am I forgotten?

Bo: Beau, you need to geta job.
Beau: ...
Bobo: ???

Bo: You see I bought something and...
Beau: Something's hand? You don't need a job...you need a hospitible.
Bobo: Something and dummy.
Beau: *blink* A passifier?
Bo: Right...I suppose I shall be the one getting a job then...

 

[The Count]

*Leaves 20-dollar tip for Bo, under his door's slot.

*Sets up muffin cannon in front of Sara's room.
OK, Beth'll hopefully take care of that to get more of her Sissy's story posted.

Gotta jet, errands to take care on campus.

 

[Erine81981]

Dr. Teeth: So what to do today.....

Grover: Hey Mr. teeth. Can I ask you something?

Dr. Teeth: Sure little monster dude.

Grover: How do you have one golden tooth?

Dr. Teeth: I had one bad tooth and had to feel it in. I went to the dentist to get me a new tooth. So thats how I have a golden tooth.

Grover: I had a job as a dentist once.

Dr. Teeth: You did?

Grover: Yep.

Cookie M: Anyone for pizza?

Animal: PIZZA! PIZZA!

Dr. Teeth: Sounds good to me.

*calls in some pizza* There we go. The pizza will be here soon. *fixes some tea*