Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedDragon]

<sitting in pasta restaurant> Two heaping plates of spaghetti, please <waiting for spaghetti> *To Snuffy* My mom once told me you started out on SS as Big Bird's imaginary friend and no one believed you really exsisted...

Cashier: 17 our order's up!

That's us! <carries plates to nearest table and takes a bite> Man this is the best spaghetti ever!

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Look what Catherine posted on there

ELMO: What is it

PETER: She took some pictures of the Muppet Exhibit at the Smithsonian

ZOE: How cool of her

LITTLE BIRD: There's Kermit and Rowlf

ELMO: And the Swedish Chef

PETER: God Bless Jim Henson and would you like to go to the Water Park tomorrow

ELMO: Sounds Good!!

ZOE: Me Too

LITTLE BIRD: Me Three!

 

[BEAR]

<sitting in pasta restaurant> Two heaping plates of spaghetti, please <waiting for spaghetti> *To Snuffy* My mom once told me you started out on SS as Big Bird's imaginary friend and no one believed you really exsisted...

Cashier: 17 our order's up!

That's us! <carries plates to nearest table and takes a bite> Man this is the best spaghetti ever!

Snuffy: Wow! Look at this spaghetti! I'm so excited to dig in. Yeah, no one believed. I guess they were all just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or is it the wrong place at the right time?...or the right place at the wrong ...oh dear.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: I'm glad Snuffy had a good time at his spaghetti dinner with Nyssa.
Hoots: What are you doing up so late?
Bry: Well, I was hoping to find one more for the Muppet Survivor game. So far we have nine, but need ten.
Hoots: May I?
Bry: Be my guest.
Hoots: The Muppet Dorms were brought to us today by the Number 9 and by the Letter S.
Bry: For Snuffy, spaghetti and survivor.
Hoots: That's right!

 

[G-MAN]

Me: Oh man, I missed the fireworks.
Rizzo: Yeah, there's probally other stuff you missed too, hehe.
Pepe: Hey Ritso, be nice to our roommate, Hokay?
Rizzo: Why?
Pepe: Because (begins to whisper in Rizzo's ear)
Rizzo: Oh, I see, Hehe.
Me: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?

 

[RedDragon]

<walks in singing Leek spin song>

L: What you singing?

*continues*

L: I no understand.

*continues*

L: Something wrong with Nyssa!

*continues*

L: She speak in tongues!

*continues*

L: Save her! <dives onto me>

Uft! Ow! Ow....ow........ *continues*

L: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:*coming in,wiping her forehead* Whew...it is nastyhot out there!Even going in the pool didn't help.
How about some nice cold lemonade?
Prairie:Ahh...yes, I'd love some!
Good..go get me some while you're at it.
Prairie:Kathyyyy!!! That's not even funny!
I'm just kidding,Prairie. Sit & relax. *going into the kitchen & fixing Prairie & myself some lemonade with plenty of ice cubes* OK...back...*handing her a glass of lemonade*
Prairie:Ahhh...thanks Kath!You're an angel!
You're welcome.*putting on the overhead fan* I just wish that Biff & Sully had made the air conditioning cooler.
Prairie:Yeah...me too. But better be careful what you wish for.Last year they had the A/C so low that the whole building was freezing!Remember?
Oh geez...do I ever!

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Uncle Deadly!! Your turn!

UD: Ooh, and the next chapter is up? Hmm?

Me: You bet, why else would I call you in here?

Gonzo: *falls from the ceiling* Ryan! I just have to tell you how good this story is! It's so cool!

Me: You're actually reading it Gonzo?

Gonzo: You bet, it is about me after all! *reads along with Uncle Deadly*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I'm so excited guys!
Rowlf: Is it because of your new story about me?
Beth: No, actually it's not
Robin: Then what is it?
Beth: I'm going to a concert tonight!
Red: A concert?
Mokey: What's that again?
Beth: It's where people go to watch other people perform music. I just happen to be going to see my favorite group of all time The Goo Goo Dolls!
Red: Well that sounds fun
Beth: I'm sure it will be. You guys are welcome to go if you'd like
Red: Really?
Mokey: Yeah!
Robin: Can I actually go?
Beth: Well, it'll be a little past your bedtime when we get home, but since it's summer and you can sleep in, I think it would be all right, but you have to listen to everything we say when we're there
Robin: Oh boy!
Rowlf: I'll help keep an eye on him, I usually do
Beth: Thanks Rowlf. Well, let's get ready everyone!

 

[Erine81981]

In room 26......

Cookie M: Hi Kyle.

Hi Cookie Monster. How you doing?

Cookie M: Well to tell you the truth Kyle. Me fell good and me feel bad.

Well whys that?

Cookie M: Well me feel bad because me no got cookies. But me feel good because me got me. And me not so bad. *starts singing*
Me! Everything I am is me!
The best thing I can be is
Me in my mirror
Me in my bed!
Me in the pictures I make in my head
Me!
What a thing to be is me
Utterly delicous!
And since there's no choice I am sure I and me agree!
There's nobody better, smarter, nicer, sweeter ...
Don't you see ... than me!!

(music continues)

Well I feel exactly the same. I'm going to sing it the way Rosita taught me. In spanish.

Yo! (Cookie Monster: Me!) Todo lo que soy es yo! (Cookie Monster: Me!)
Yo—mi reflejo, yo en el espejo,
Yo en mi sueno (Cookie Monster: Yeah!)
Yo soy, (Cookie Monster: Heh!) la duena de todo, soy yo. (Cookie Monster: Everywhere!)

Yo! (Cookie Monster: Yeah!) Lo que quiero ser es, Yo! (Cookie Monster: Me!)
Guapa y formidable! (Cookie Monster: Mmm)
Y tan buena hermosa que
Estaras do acuerdo (Cookie Monster: Yeah!)
No hay nadie mas
Guapa y carinosa
No hay nadie como yo. (Cookie Monster: Me! *laughs*)

(music ends)

Cookie M: Well Kyle. Me got me and you got you but we no got cookies.

Well as a matter of fact Cookie Monster. Yo tenga galletas.

Cookie M: Wha..?

Yo tenga galletas. That means I have cookies.

Cookie M: *gasp* Cookie?! Galletas! Cookies! *starts muching down* Galletas! Cookies! Galletas! Galletas! Cookies! *still eatting cookies*