Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: EEEEEEEE! GUYS! GONZO! CLIFFORD! CAMILLA! EVERYONE! COME HERE!
Gonzo: You called?
Lisa: Look! <points at computer screen> E-mail from Prawnie!
Clifford: All right!
Rowlf: What is it?
Clifford: It's an e-mail from Ryan!
Camilla: Bagawk!!
Gonzo: What's he say?
Lisa: He says... Uh, let's see... First he makes a joke...
Chef: Typeecel.
Lisa: Uh... He's at his mom's office, and there's someone there who's going to try to fix his computer...
Clifford: About time...
Lisa: ...Raving about the TV Land Awards...
Gonzo: Does he say anything about us?
Lisa: Right here. He says, and I quote, "Do tell Gonzo and the others I'm fine regardless. And tell everyone and yourself that we'll get back to TTTMBT as soon as I'm back, the day I'm back actually. And yes, I am suffering fan-fic withdrawl, the closest I've gotten lately was writing a story about me catching brucellosis for biology class. Which had no Muppets."
Robin: What's brucellosis?
Lisa: I have no idea.
Rowlf: Does it say anything else?
Lisa: Yes, that he's still Prawnie and he hopes I'm still Lisa.
Rowlf: Are you?
Lisa: Yes.
Rowlf: Good.
Lisa: Well, that's a matter of opinion...

 

[daughterdeadly]

*Emmet enters his room to find Daughterdeadly already there looking unnaturally happy.*

Emmet:Wow, you look glad about something, what happened?

Daughterdeadly:I dont know! I just feel all smiley and hyper for some reason! *Nearly begins jumping around the room* Hey, I have an idea Emmet, why dont we go out for dinner tonight!?

Emmet:Oh, alright, that sounds good to me. We really do need to get out of the dorms, dont we?

Daughterdeadly:Yeah... hey, let's get pizza Emmet! How 'bout it eh?

Emmet:Sure. Oh, and suriously, why are you so happy now when just this morning you were really sad and unhappy?

Daughterdeadly:I really dont know... but who cares? Let's go eat!

Emmet:Okay!

*The two grab their coats and head out the door.*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Guess what guys, I heard from Ryan!
Red: You did?
Beth: Yep! He hopes to be back soon! If Cantus comes back before he does though he should crash with us again
Mokey: I think he might be back this weekend so that's good to know
Beth: I hope Kate was reunited with her roommates finally. I know she stopped by
Red: Lots of people coming and going
Mokey: Always interesting!

 

[The Count]

OK Smiles... Course, you could take the other EM members also if you want: Dr. Teeth, Animal, and/or Lips. But if all you want is the three already requested, then LMK and I'll get you the key to your room and show upstairs soon.

*Overhearing Lisa and Beth... Hey, how come I didn't hear from Ryan? After all, I think Uncle Deadly deserves some good news too.
UD: Never bother Eduardo my fiend... Already heard all I needed to from the others. Seems Ryan's taking care of his computer, might need to take some measurements for a pine crate. *Chuckles to himself.
Oh, BTW, finished off the first ten.
UD: Really? About time, maybe now we can drop all the secrecy.
Yes... Just wondering if... Oh, better place an order for dinner from Taco Beelzebub, gotta make sure everybody's tended to... New boarders and all.

 

[daughterdeadly]

*Emmet storms through the door trying to catch up to Daughterdeadly who btw is still annoyingly hyper...*

Emmet:What was that? All day you have been acting crazy, but your behavior at dinner was total madness!

Daughterdeadly:Well, it's not my fault the restaurant was playing the Disney channel on all the tvs! They even had it blaring on the tv closest to our table!

Emmet:That doesn't mean you throw breadsticks up at the tv!

Daughterdeadly:No one was looking and nobody saw...

Emmet:I hate to say it, but sometimes you can sure be immature.. and what is it that you have against Disney anyway?

Daughterdeadly:I- - Uh... listen Emmet, first of all I hate to fight so let's stop this little argument now, okay? And uh, you were right... the whole breadstick incident was ruelly immature...

Emmet:Yeah it was.

Daughterdeadly:Sorry buddy... I just havn't been feeling like myself lately.

Emmet:*sighs and looks up at Daughterdeadly* It's alright. Just please, dont do it again...

Daughterdeadly:Okay. *The two hug (like in the movies!)* Hey, I'm going to straighten' my hair just because it's easier to brush that way.

Emmet:Okay, I'll put on a record for you. I'm gonna' write a letter to my Ma back home, alright?

Daughterdeadly:Alright!

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: (on computer) Hey, a letter from Ryan!
Big Bird: What does it say?
Bry: Oh cool. He says he is doing fine and should be back soon.
Telly: That's it?!
Bry: Well, basically. You can read the rest yourself.
Snuffy: Well, I would...if I could read.
Big Bird: Oh, Snuffy.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

(I always forget that, about my room...XD)

Renee: *The concert is finally over with, and the guys walk back to their room, while Scooter and Renee stay in the main room, and sit down on the couch together.*

Scooter: Your voice still gone?

Renee: *coughs a few times, then decides she'll try it. It's a croaking noise actually, but she is speaking finally.* ..I hope its...It's back Scooter!!

Scooter: That's great! *Gives her a quick hug* It's better!

Renee: *It's still croaky though* Not that well, but...it's better then nothing...we should probably turn in though....

Scooter: Yeah. *He and she both stand up and walk back towards the room, and they turn into their room for the night.*

*But they end up staying up, singing along with The Great Muppet Caper on the TV.*

 

[The Count]

Oh Sara... You're going to make your big sister worry if you keep that up.
Hey Ally, next time you may want to go to Everybody Eats. They got every type of food there, and their TV's are set to KMUP with only occasional changes to Disney, if something Muppety's playing.

Hope everybody's doing well, staying up in the common room downstairs watching the college basketball games. Go UConn!

 

[MartyMuppets]

Bill and Martin have recently been spending some time watching those college basketball games. They are going back to their room now.
Bill: It's exciting watching basketball.
Martin: Yes it certainly is Bill. I never cheer so much as when I do for UConn.

They settle down to prepare sausages and vegetables for dinner.

Bill: These pork sausages were never anyone I worked with on Muppets Tonight are they?
Martin: Of course not Bill. I'm no savage. I only get sausages made from ordinary pigs. Not muppet pigs.

 

[Smiles]

Ack! All the choices!

I think I'll just stick with Janice, Flyod and Zoot.