Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

After the play was over

Ya'll were great!

Cookie M: Me was Moooarvios!

Grover: Thank you Baba for letting me be a sheep.

Herry: You weren't half baaaaaaaaaaaad.

Grover: Oh Herry. *hugs Herry*

Lets all get a group hug. *everyone hugs each other* Are ya'll ready for Chirstmas?

Cookie M: All those cookies to eat.

Herry: Singing christmas songs.

Grover: Opening gifts. My favoirte!

Can't wait myself. *turns on radio* Come on everyone. Sing! Sing!

Grover: I will start.
You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donder and Blitzen
But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

Who is it Grover?
Cookie M: Me want to know too.
Herry: Come on Grover. Tell us.

Grover: Please, please! I will tell you. *clears throut*

Cookie M: You going to sing Grover?

Grover: I think so. *clears throut again*
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Herry: Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Cookie M: " Hey! Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Grover: Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"

Grover: Now this time everybody sing along and Grover will tell you the words. Ready? Here we go.

(Everyone repeats Grover)

Everyone: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it,
You would even say it glows (Grover: Very good)
All of the other reindeers
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Grover: Well done.

Herry: Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Cookie M: " Hey Rudolph with yous nose so bright
How about you giving me a cookies tonight?" Ha ha ha ha ha....

Grover: That was very good Cookie. *clears throut* Kind of. Big finish!

Everyone: Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer,
You'll go down in history!"

Grover: Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer...

Everyone:....You'll go down in hisssssssstorrrriyyyyyyyy!

Grover: That is such an adorable song.

 

[theprawncracker]

Wow guys you were all great!

Rowlf: You guys sure didn't dog it up out there.

Robin: I thought you all did awesome!

Chef: I theenk it needed mure-a seenging fegetables.

Hey guys! When did you get here?

Robin: Lisa dropped us off this morning. We've been hanging around with Gonzo and the others while you were out.

Oh good, well I'm sorry I wasn't here when Lisa dropped you off. I had to finish finals.

Rowlf: That's ok, we understand. We live with Lisa remember, we know all about stress.

Heh, don't I know it, but finals are over and I've got two full weeks off of school!

Gonzo: Yeah, but Christmas is Sunday.

Clifford: And don't you have a fan-fic to be writing?

UD: Fright, and aren't you keeping stats for the basketball team?

You guys know just how to cheer a guy up from his stress don't you?

Rowlf: Don't worry Ryan, you'll live, well Lisa did anyway...

Good grief...

Robin: I know what'll make things better! Why don't we all go watch The Muppet Christmas Carol!

That sounds great Robin, but isn't it past your bedtime little frog?

Robin: Now you sound like Lisa!

 

[G-MAN]

Pepe: So, Ritso, how did you like my first turn of stardom, Hokay.
Rizzo: Eh, it could have done better, now when I think of Silent Night, I'll be hungry for Long John Silver's, Hehe.
Pepe: Don't get me started on that place, poor cousin Manolo.
Rizzo: Now Gererd, you did good, with that beard, I could barely see your ugly mug, Hehe
Me: I'm just going to take that lightly as I have to catch a quick plane to head back to Nebraska for Christmas, so once again, the two of you have the place to yourselves. Please, don't cause trouble.
Rizzo and Pepe: We promise (With fingers crossed behind their backs)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Mokey, you made such a wonderful Mary in the play last night
Mokey: Thanks, it was fun
Red: I wish I could've been in it, but there were no parts left that I wanted to play
Beth: Well, maybe you'll have the chance to be in a different play, I think Bryan and Prairie are writing one
Mokey: Looks like alot of dormers have left for the holidays
Red: But we're here!
Beth: Hey, let's go caroling through the halls and if anyone is here they'll enjoy hearing it!
Red: Sounds like fun!
*all three head into the hallway and start singing*
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh
Red: HEY!
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

 

[theprawncracker]

Rowlf: Morning Ryan, where's everyone else?

They're all still asleep, lazy bums. Ah well, so Rowlf are you excited about the holidays?

Rowlf: Yeah, really excited. But uh, I still need to get my shopping done for Robin and the Chef.

Well you better go now before they wake up. I'll stay here and tell them where you went *wink*.

Rowlf: Thanks Ryan, I'll be back soon.

Chef: *walks in* Guud murneeng Ryun. I cun't stey und telk, I hefe-a tu gu oooot und get Roolff und Rubeen a Chreestmes present, see-a yuoo suun. Bork bork bork!

...Did he just say what I think he said?

Robin: Hi Ryan, good morning!

Hey Robin did you sleep well?

Robin: Uh huh, but when I woke up I realized that I still don't have Christmas presents for everyone!

Sheesh, so you want to go out and buy some?

Robin: No, I don't have that much money, but I was wondering if you would help me make presents for Rowlf and the Chef and Gonzo and Clifford and Camilla and Uncle Deadly and Lisa and Bryan and Telly and-

Ok Robin ok, I get it you need to make presents for everyone, well sure I'll help you out little buddy, but we better get started if we wanna finish by Christmas.

UD: *pops out of nowhere* Speaking of finishing by Christmas, Ryan, don't you have a fan-fiction about Christmas to write?

Good grief...Uncle D. come on! Christmas is a time of giving! Give me a break!

Robin: Ha ha.

UD: Only if you give me a new chapter!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Ahhh...it's almost Christmas! Can't wait!
Yeah..it'll be great!. My mom's making steak & shrimp for Christmas Eve dinner. And on Christmas Day we're going to my friend's house.
Prairie:Sounds nice! My grandma's coming tonight.She's going to make meringues which I LOVE! Ever have those?
Sure have. They're tasty! They were my grandfather's favorite too. I wish I could make them but I have trouble separating egg whites.
Prairie:Awww...I'm sure my granny can make a few for you. We're having ham Christmas Eve & turkey Christmas Day.
Sounds good! You're making me hungry here, Prairie!
Prairie:*giggle* Sorry Kath.Let's go to Everybody Eats for lunch.
Good idea!

 

[tvlistingman]

ELMO: What is Elmo, Zoe and you going to listen on the radio, Peter

PETER: Christmas Music

ZOE: Yeah! and Elmo and My parents are coming to the dorms to see how i'm doing

PETER: That is fine with me!

ELMO: Elmo really loves is his parents

ZOE: Me Too

PETER: My parents are watching over me

ZOE: Wow

ELMO: That's cool, Peter

 

[theprawncracker]

Rowlf: *walking into dorm room* Hey guys I'm back!

Ah! Rowlf no! Go down to the pool with the others!

Robin: Yeah! We're still working!

Rowlf: Working? On what?

Nothing, nothing!

Robin: Yeah just go down please Rowlf.

Rowlf: Alright, alright. *goes down to the pool*

Phew, that was close.

Robin: Yeah, he almost saw his present!

And that would not have been good. Ok, let's see, have we made everyone's?

Robin: *looks over gifts* Yep I think so!

Alright! Let's get wrapping! If we hurry we can get all the gifts delivered tonight.

Robin: *looks over gifts* You're kidding right?

Huh?

Robin: Look at all this! It's definitley going to be tomorrow before we can get any of it delivered!

Heh, you're probably right Robin, but nonetheless, let's get wrapping.

*Meanwhile at the pool*

Rowlf: Hey guys, I'm here.

Gonzo: You too huh? Those two made us come down here at 11 this morning and we haven't been back up!

Chef: Nut ifee tu use-a zee bethruum!

UD: But I know what they are doing.

Clifford: You do? Well what is it man?

Camilla: Bagawk!

UD: It's rather obvious isn't it? They're making and wrapping presents for everyone.

Rowlf: I should be doing the same, but I can't get upstairs to the wrapping paper!

Gonzo: You could use toilet paper, that's what I use every year.

Clifford: Oh boy...

Rowlf: That explains alot...

Gonzo: What? It's cheap.

Camilla: Bagawk babawk!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... You need any wrapping paper? Got some stored here at the lobby. Waited too long cause of stupid exams, not going to go out into the crushing crowds tomorrow. Will wait till next week to get some gifts for my family... But there are some goodies I'm working on to hand out. BTW: You look like you might need some warm apple juice and some candy canes to stir it. Or is hot chocolate better for you guys?
Just come back inside and we can stay in the downstairs common room rather than that chilly pool.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Everyone did great in the play last night!
Yep...they did. Good thing I taped it for those who weren't here to see it. Too bad I couldn't make duplicates for everyone that was in it. That way their families could see it.
Prairie:I wouldn't worry if I were you,Kath. I saw some people with videocameras last night.So I'm pretty sure you're covered.
Good. Hey Prairie,take a seat. I want to give you your present tonight so we won't be running around like chickens with our heads cut off tomorrow.
Prairie:Good idea!But I wouldn't say that phrase about the chickens in front of Camilla or Gonzo. They'll go crazy!
*laughing* True!
Prairie:I need to get your present out of its' hiding place. So just hang on.
Gotcha. *rubbing Gaffer's belly while I wait* That feel good,Gaffer?
Gaffer:Meow....PURRRRRR....
Heehee...I'll take that as a yes!
Prairie:OK...I'm back.Here you go.Hopefully you like it. *handing me a gift wrapped present*
*unwrapping it* Oh Prairie! A cross stitched pillow with kittens on it! Thank you! It's beautiful!*giving her a hug*
Prairie:NOW do you understand why I was so grumpy that night & practically had to toss you out of the room?
Yes...definitely. All right, here's yours.
Prairie*opens her present & squeals*:KATHY! That bubble bath kit I wanted! Oooohhh...thank you!*hugging me*
You're welcome .Now you'll smell like lavender whenever you take a bath.
Prairie:Yeah...I will!
Hey, Gaffer...me & Prairie didn't forget you,you sweet kitty.*giving Gaffer a toy mouse & a cat teaser with feathers on it.*
*Gaffer bats at the toy mouse & purrs.Then she walks to Prairie & butts her head against Prairie's hand. Gaffer then walks to me and does the same thing*Purrmerow...
You're welcome Gaffer.Meowy Kitmas!