Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Aw... That was a nice song Diana. Hope the basket of goodies left on your doorstep. Oh, and thanks for the card, a nice touch.
Well, think I'll watch a bit of TV before settling in for the night's programming. The decorations, baking and presents are all finished and prepared with the greatest of care... In hopes that Saint Nick soon would be there.
You know, I think I should dig out my copy of Saint Alphabet, maybe the SS guys would like it? At least I got my roomie's surprise well hidden.
Count: What?
Never mind, happy holidays guys. And a rotten Christmas to Oscar.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Wow, look at the cool framed picture from Ryan and his roommates!
Red: It is very cool!
Mokey: That was so nice of him!
Beth: All right, we have to leave soon for the Christmas Eve mass at church, but first, do you guys want to open presents?
Red: Of course!
Mokey: Sure!
*They exchange and unwrap*
Red: Whoopie! I love the new swimsuit Beth, it's just my size! And this picture you painted of me as a cheerleader is great Mokey!
Mokey: Red, I love the new pens and paper for my poem writing. And Beth, thanks for the new paints!
Beth: You're welcome guys. I can't thank you both enough for the giant stuffed Kermit! I think a certain pig might be a little jealous, but I still really love it
Red: Now, what about stockings?
Beth: Not until tomorrow morning after Santa comes, remember?
Red: Oh that's right
Mokey: So we go to that church place now right?
Beth: Yes, let's go, you guys will love the music

Merry Christmas everyone from all of us here in room 3! We'll be back later!

 

[The Count]

OK... While they're gone and noone's there...
*Batty and Bella Bat fly off to put Christmas goodies in everybody's stockings or doorsteps.

Hope they like 'em. Got 7-layer bars or squares, holiday nuts, caramel apple squares, and sesame seed cubes. All wrapped up in little baggies with a candy cane and a few winter frosted cookies to boot.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Glad to see everyone is having a great time.

Glad I was off in time to enjoy this Christmas gathering.

Herry: Here Grover. Merry Christmas. *hands Grover a present*

Grover: Thank you Herry.

Hold on just a minute. We'll open these all tonight. So hold on.

Cookie M: Where is me cookies? Me know me had some.

Don't worry about that Cookie. We'll have lots tonight.

 

[The Count]

Hey... You guys awake? Guess the old maxim rings ever true: The sooner you go to sleep on Christmas Eve Day, the sooner it's Christmas.
Kathy will probably know where the quote's from, heh.

Twas the night before Christmas.
And all through the dorms.
Not a cloud was in sight.
Not even a light winter storm.

The stockings were hung.
By the furnaces with care.
In hopes that we'd still find them there.
The Fraggles were asleep in their beds.
While visions of sugar plums and goodies and cookies danced through Cookie Monster's head.
Everyone was nestled snug, not making a peep.
Except for Ernie who asked Bert: "Are you asleep?"

When out in the garden, there arose such a clatter.
Oscar raised his lid to see what was the matter.
I ran to the lobby, away I did dash.
Took off so quick, like a lightning flash.

When lo and behold, truly a treat.
A sleigh pulled by monsters from Sesame Street.
The drivers were so lively, so quick.
Knew in an instant it was the Two-Headed Monster playing Saint Nick.
The two were so jolly, so merry.
When they laughed, their tummy shook like a big bowl of jelly.

To work they started.
And as soon they departed.
Spreading the cheer.
To all gathered here.

The dormies soon awoke...
Thought it was one of Fozzie's jokes.
They saw this was a sight to behold.
Presents for them all, or so I was told.

A duckie for Ernie, bottlecaps for Bert.
And for Kyle a new T-shirt.
For Kathy a stress ball.
That surely won't hurt.

For Fozzie and Kevin, a stack of pies.
And hoping noone will see through their disguise.
Lisa the writer, and Ryan her pair.
A massive storybook to fill up, for both to share.Gerard and Rizzo surely are merry...
All they need is a big bowl of cherries.
Renee and Piggy, new to this place.
To them a portrait plastered with Kermit's face.
Diana the songbird, the band's prior.
A new songbook so they can join the choir.

But the best gift of all was the one given to me.
For I'm the guy who runs the dorms you see.
Yes, knowing my friends are here safe and sound.
Tis the best present I've found.

So, as the Count counted the stars in the night.
And after hearing him count with delight.
This last greeting just feels right.
Merry cChristmas to all, and to all a good night.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Good morning, merry Christmas, feliz Navidad, happy holidays, hmmm lets see, what else can I wish you all...
Gee Count, that was a beautiful poem, and as always among us Muppet fans, I laughed as I read it. Will drop off presents here later; now I'm about to go eat a tradisional Irish breakfast with my family, and then open presents.
Wembly: *sleepily* Merry Christmas! I remember when those frogs, what were their names?
Kermit and Robin?
Wembly: Kermit and Robin... came to visit us, and explained all about Christmas. I wonder if they remember that.
I'm sure they do, Wembly. It would be hard for even them to forget you guys!
Wembly: *blushing* Aw thanks... Anyway, merry Christmas everyone!
Merry Christmas Wembly. I have to leave now, so when Lou wakes up, can you wish her a merry Christmas from me?
Wembly: Will do!
Thanks.

 

[Katzi428]

Hey Ed....I know who said "The sooner you go to bed,the sooner it's Christmas morning." It was Garfield!
Jon(seeing Garfield with his pillow under his arm):It's only noon Garfield.Why are you going to bed so early?
Garfield:The sooner you go to bed,the sooner it's Christmas morning.
Jon(tucking Garfield in):Goodnight,little fella.

Happy Holidays everyone!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

JFS: Merry Xmas morning everyone. I'll be leaving out in an hour to go to my godbrother's grandmother's house,to spend Christmas with him,then I'll be back in the dorm's to light my menorah(I'm Jewish,my godbrother is Christian).

(Dee sings)

Over the meadow,and through the woods,to grandmother's house I go.My car knows the way,driving this day,to get there safely I go...

 

[The Count]

Thanks Kate... Just don't forget the goodies left in your stockings, you can take those with you and share. Same goes for you Diana, they're in little bags with candy canes. My family's throwing a huge party later this afternoon, waiting for my brother to arrive and open presents though.

Ah, the holiday season... And I knew you'd know Kathy. A little something to brighten the day for you.
Wonder if there'll be any other dorm members showing up today. Looks like some furry blue monsters are still asleep. Well, hope you all enjoy your various activities and have a safe holiday season.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Come on Herry. Get up Cookie. It's christmas morning.

Herry: Christmas morning?

Grover: Yes. Lets see what Santa brought us.

Cookie M: Me asked for cookies last year this year me asked for cuppy cakes.

All the monsters run to the common room Christmas Tree

*waking up, yawning* Oh what a good night sleep I had. Time to wake the monsters. *gets up to cheak on them to see there already out of bed*

Grover: Look what I got.

Herry: What?

Grover: A new coloring book of us.

Herry: That's cool. See what I got. A brand new set of weights.

Cookie M: Ohhhhh me got them! Me got them!

Grover & Herry: What?

Cookie M: Cuppy cakes! Ohh me so happy.

I see ya'll have found what Santa brought ya'll.

Grover: Lookie there Kyle. It's something for you.

For me?

Grover: Yea. *hands the gift to me*

Wow! *opens it* A new trackphone. Now I can call ya'll when I'm at work.

Herry: That is neat Kyle.

*sees a gift for Oscar,picks up and brings it to Oscar,knocks on trashcan*

Oscar: What do you want?! *opens trashlid* Oh its you.

Look Oscar. Santa brought you something.

Oscar: Yea like I care.

Just open it and see what it is.

Oscar: Ok. *opens it* It's a toren up stocking with oil and mud stains on it. I like it.

I can't believe I would ever hear you say that.

Oscar: What? No I didn't say anything. GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, NOW! *slams trashlid*

Oh that Oscar. Can't wait for everyone to come down or up to see what Santa brought them. *goes off to starts breakfeast*