Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

*Post eaten by 2 monsters*

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, Chris. Welcome to the dorms. Don't mind the little green guys. They're the Doozers and they are from the construction and maitenance department here at the dorms along with Biff and Sully. Help yourself to some food, there is still some left. Wow, this really is fun and I am so glad I got to spend it with so many great friends. Thanks for coming everyone and for all your gifts. I really loved seeing you too, Barkley! How ya doin', boy? (grabs his big head and scruffs up his fur)
Barkley: Ruff ruff!
Telly: Hey, Bry? Is it okay for Baby Bear to sleep over tonight?
Bry: Sure, I'd be glad to have him stay over.
Baby Bear: I ask for no special tweatment. Just need a place to sleep and I'm a happy campow.
Telly: Oh boy, this'll be great!
Bry: Hoots, would you do me a favor and call up Baby Bear's parents to let them know?
Hoots: No problem!
Bry: I'll help you clean all this up.
Mumford: Oh, don't lift a finger! I can clean up this mess in seconds with just a wave of my wand. A la peanut butter sandwiches! (moves wand and the main lobby area goes back the way it was before the party)
Rosita: That was great.
Bry: Yeah, I expected something to backfire.
Mumford: Hey, it's your birthday. Not even I would let it be ruined.
(Honker gestures to the gang to get back on the truck to go home to Sesame Street)
Sherlock Hemlock: Well, old bean, it's been a delight.
Gladys: Mmm yes. An utterly wonderful party.
Bry: Thanks, Gladys.
Two-Headed: Hajeeba doobeedoba nimlgadooga...Happa baidday!! Hahaha!!!
(the rest of them get in the truck and take off)
Bry: Thanks for coming! Bye!!
Big Bird: Goodnight!
Rosita: Drive safely!
Bry: This day turned out pretty good.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

Miss Piggy turns over in the seat that she nearly passed out on, and snorts loudly. Renee turns over off of the bags she was sleeping on, and is sprawled out on the floor. They are both so tired, despite the loud, nice party...both of them passed out within 20 mins of getting there.

"No...Kermie....not that dress...THAT dress...mmmm..."
"Ooh....Scooter...I don't think that film is allowed in the moviehouse...Let's watch...dis one...it sounds great...*SNORE*

(Not a bad film as in porn..just some R-Rated film that was perhaps in the libary @ the moviehouse by mistake. FYI..)

 

[The Count]

Ahem... All inquiries and dorm registry updates should be left to my care. Makes it look more official that way, since I'm the one who runs the dorms.
Will be back later to tend to all the new boarders.

 

[ReneeLouvier]

*Renee and Miss Piggy wait patiently for The Count to return*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Morning ladies
Red: Good morning, do we have to get up?
Mokey: Are you still tired from the party Red?
Red: Well, I did stay a little longer than either of you party poopers
Beth: Well, I had to get up early
Mokey: I'm glad Bryan liked his gifts. I just might take up his suggestion and start a book of Fraggle quotes
Beth: That's great Mokey! I can imagine alot of wisdom in a book like that
Red: So it looks like there are some new dormies
Mokey: Really? That's neat
Beth: I'll have to meet them later, I've got to get to work
Red: See you later, I'm going back to bed
Mokey: I'm going to get some breakfast

 

[JaniceFerSure]

...let it snow,let it snow,let it snow...

*The EM decorates room # 33 a la Xmas*


JFS:
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling ring ting tingling too
Come on, its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Floyd:
Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling "Yoohoo"
Come on, its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Dr Teeth:
Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap lets go
Lets look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow

JFS:
Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap its grand
Just holding your hand
We're gliding along with the song
Of a wintry fairy land

Zoot:
Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be

JFS:
Lets take the road before us and sing a chorus or two
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

All:
There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Gray
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day
We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace while we watch the chestnuts pop
Pop! Pop! Pop!

All:
Theres a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives

 

[Erine81981]

*coming back from the mailbox* YESSSS!!! I got my video today. *sees Grungetta* Hey there Grungetta. What you doing here?

Grungetta: Don't know. Where's Oscie?

He's right down there. In that Trashcan.

Grungetta: I don't see him or that trashcan.

Just keep looking.

Grungetta: I hate this place. It's too nice.

Your to grouchy.

Gurngetta: That's right buster.

Oh well. Time to watch my new "Jim Henson Play-Along" video. *goes off to the common room*

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: Hey that new guy Harry The Hipster looks wierd.
Pepe: You want to see wierd, look at this Hokay.
(The two step outside and look down at what looks like a small black ball)
Pepe: I was walking around outside, Hokay and I found this, I think it's alive.
Rizzo: Well, maybe it's hungry. (Takes a piece of cheese from his pocket and the creature's mouth clamps on to Rizzo's paw) Ahhh, eat the cheese, not the rat, eat the cheese not the rat!!!!!!!!
The Creature (Yorick): Grrrrrrrrrr! Mmmmmmmmm!
Pepe: Let go, let go, Hokay. (Pulls Rizzo free and the two of them rush back inside)
Rizzo: Help, there's some kind of head monster out there.
Pepe: Maybe one of Kyle's monster roommates can help us, Hokay.

 

[Erine81981]

Herry and Cookie come through the door to see the stange little head monster

Herry: What in the world is that?

Cookie M: Maybe some kind of cake.

Herry: I don't think its a cake, Cookie. It looks more like a purple head.

Cookie M: Me still see cake. Me eat it. *pickes it up*

Herry: NO COOKIE!

Cookie M: Mmmmm you look tasty.

The Creature (Yorick): CHOMP!

Cookie M: YEEEEEYAWWOOOOO!! *throws it agaisnt the wall*

*pause vcr* What in the world are ya'll doing?

Cookie M: Me found what me thought was cake but it bit me.

What bit you?

Herry: He threw it over there.

The Creature (Yorick): *runs pass our feet*

*jumps into Cookie's arms* Whoa!? What was that thing?

Herry: I don't know but I'm getting out of here. *runs to room*

Cookie M: *still carrying me* Wait for us! *runs after Herry*