Renee and Miss Piggy come to the Dorms....
*Renee walks inside the college dorm's entrey way, and over to the side of the entrence, holding a lot of bags over her shoulder. All are pink-colored, except for one large black bag. She is wearing almost all black, except for a black Weezer/Muppet shirt. She wears large black-rimmed glasses. She almost looks like a gothish-relative of Scooter. Her hair is flaming red, in small dreads down to her shoulders; and she looks exhausted. She drops some of the pink bags, huffing loudly. She grabs a map, and looks back at someone, a little angrily.*
"Is THIS the right place, Piggy??"
Miss Piggy saunters inside, slowly rifling through her purse. She smiles at Renee, niave as to how she's feeling.
"Are you insuiating that Moi was wrong?!?!"
"Well....this is the 5th dorm that you said 'was the right one' SO, is this the right place??"
"Yes...it must be. It has the right name..."
"Great!! Let's just check in, and get settled..."
Renee drops the rest of the bags beside her. Piggy picks up the other 3 bags left and places them beside the others.
"Let's get Room 40, Renee! Maybe it'll be overlooking the backyard..."
"Yeah...maybe..."
The two glance around, and realize they've stumbled into a party!
"Maybe we should come back later, Miss Piggy. We don't want to crash thei---"
"HELLO EVERYBODY!! Moi is finally here!! Now the party can BEGIN!!"