Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

So glad there are more coming with us on the trip tomorrow night. And I got myself a new item for the collection, just gotta pay for it and actually get it home.

Only the Barnes & Noble MCC figurines Set 3 remains to finish off the Mini Muppets.

 

[theprawncracker]

*knocks on Lisa's door* Hey Lisa, just telling you that the first deleted scene of "We Know That It's Probably Magic" is up. It has Maggie in it. I hope you like it!

*I go back to my room*

Hey guys I'm back.

Clifford: Hey Ry, whassup?

Not much, I've got an essay to write comparing and contrasting two books. And my class was divided into two groups and each group has only read one book...So, it's not to easy.

Gonzo: That doesn't make any sense!

Clifford: Look who's callin' the kettle black!

UD: He's fright you know. Well Ryan good luck on that essay I will be watching the tellivision if you need me.

Cantus: I think I will join you. I hope you do not mind if I practice my pipe.

Ok, have fun guys I know I won't...

Gonzo: You want my help?!

No! I mean...um...no thanks Gonzo I don't want to be accused of cheating...

Camilla: Bagawk!

Gonzo: No no honey, not cheating on you cheating on his homework.

Clifford: Won't your girlfriend get angry Ryan?

No Cliff...I mean...er...nevermind.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <sneaks up behind Robin> I........ caught a ROBIN! <grabs Robin and picks him up>
Robin: Woah! Ha ha! Hi Lisa!
Lisa: Hey Robin. How ya doin?
Robin: I'm really good!
Lisa: Good! Glad to hear it! You excited to go to Sesame Street?
Robin: Oh, I can't wait! I've always wanted to go to Sesame Street!
Lisa: <giggles> So I've heard.
Robin: You look like you're in a really good mood.
Lisa: Oh, I am! I gave my speech today in English, and it went really well, and my psychiatrist appointment was okay, and I'm all done with my homework, and I get to relax for a change! Ah, it feels good, dontcha think?
Rowlf: Why think? It makes about as much sense as making sense.
Lisa: Hey that's my line!
Rowlf: It is? I don't see your name on it.
Lisa: I'd be worried if you could, since it's not even visible.
Robin: I'm confused.
Lisa: Hi Confused, I'm Insane A. Sylum. Nice to meet you, how ya doin today?
Robin: What?
Lisa: Nevermind.
Chef: Leese's telky-telkeeng curcles!
Rowlf: She's what?
Chef: She's telkeeng crezy-leeke-a und nut mekeeng sense-a!
Lisa: No, talking crazy-like would be more like this- gagalillymanoda badanadeedadoodmanabadana. Avizibiadoo meemaladiogoo, baminiodavadilizanadabo.
Rowlf: Beg pardon?
Lisa: Exactly.
Chef: ...Boot I'm sooppused tu be-a zee oonly impusseeble-a tu understund durmeee-a in thees ruum...

(Sidenote: prawncracker, you ziffled me! Alright, I'm on my way...)

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan, where are you going?
Bry: Oh, I'm going jogging around the campus for exercise, and Telly is going to be my jogging buddy.
Telly: What? I am?!
Bry: Yep, come on! (grabs Telly by the fur and yanks him out the door)
Telly: But I -- WHOOOAH!!!

 

[Erine81981]

Big Bird: Hey, Bryan, where are you going?
Bry: Oh, I'm going jogging around the campus for exercise, and Telly is going to be my jogging buddy.
Telly: What? I am?!
Bry: Yep, come on! (grabs Telly by the fur and yanks him out the door)
Telly: But I -- WHOOOAH!!!

Grover: Wait for me. *jogs out the door*

Herry: And me. *jogs after Grover*

Cookie M: Me not going. Me stay here and eat cookies.

Not unless your thinking of staying here alone. By yourself. Alone in the dark.

Cookie M: Ok me go. *heads out door with me*

Wait up for us monsters and Bry.

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo: (Pops up) Oh boy, I've got all of these cookies to myself.
(All of a sudden a hidden booby trap goes off swinging Rizzo into the air and leaving him hanging upside down by his foot)
Rizzo: Rats.
(A Generic Muppet Rat pops up)
GMR: You called?

 

[BEAR]

(out of breath coming back from jog)

Bry: Oh boy. What a...great...run. What do you say, Telly?
Telly: Great. uuuugh (falls over) *thump*
Bry: (to Grover, Herry and Cookie) Hey, thanks for joining us, guys! We'll see ya later!

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth comes in the door and collapses on the bed*
Mokey: Hey! Did you get your c.d.?
Beth: Yep, I'm exhausted though. I'm going back to sleep. Where's Red?
Mokey: At class, she'll be back later though and we can all go to the bus to go to Sesame Street
Beth: Sounds good. I'm just going to close my eyes for a bit.
Mokey: Well, I'm going out for a bit so that's just fine!

 

[Erine81981]

(out of breath coming back from jog)

Bry: Oh boy. What a...great...run. What do you say, Telly?
Telly: Great. uuuugh (falls over) *thump*
Bry: (to Grover, Herry and Cookie) Hey, thanks for joining us, guys! We'll see ya later!

Yea. Thanks for letting us join ya'll. There still asleep from the jog. Boy did we tire us out.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Why don't we go jogging

ZOE: Me Too

ELMO: Me Three!

PETER: All Right

ELMO: Jogging is good exercise