Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

Over in the hard working room of 26.........

Cookie M: Grover?

Grover: Yes Cookie.

Cookie M: What if we not finish before halloween?

Grover: It will be alright.

Cookie M: Yea but Kyle wanted it to be done.

Grover: Kyle told me it did not have to be done by halloween.

Cookie M: Glad to know that. *wips head*

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Well, I'm off to the Birdkateer meeting in the common room. You comin', Snuffy?
Snuffy: Right behind ya, Bird!
Bry: Have a good time! I'm gonna grab some lunch and then I have tutoring for my geology class.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Red and Mokey run quickly into room 3*
Red: I'm late for cheerleading!
Mokey: I gotta run to birdketeers!*they continue rushing around until colliding with each other in the middle of the room and falling down*
Red: Oof!
Mokey: Are you ok Red?
Red: Yeah *laughs*
Mokey: Let's slow down a little
*they finish doing what they need at a slower pace and then get ready to leave*
Red: Bye Mokey! Have a good meeting!
Mokey: Thanks! Have a good practice!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ok Camilla, have fun! Sigh...

Clifford: Somethin' wrong man?

YES!!! I've got a D in Biology!

Clifford: A D?!

Yes...

Clifford: What happened?

Well, first, I didn't turn in an assingnment, no big deal, it wasn't very big. Then, yesterday we took a test, and I got a D on it! It lowered my grade to a D!

Clifford: That's no good.

Tell me about it! My mom's gonna kill me!

Clifford: Well, um...At least you...um...Well at least you're healthy!

Well, don't count on me to be after my mom finds out...

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Hi Kath...how'd the doctor's visit go?
Not so great Prairie. I might need my gallbladder out.
Prairie:Oh Kathy!!
I know....I know.I'm going for a CAT scan on Monday to see what the story is.
Prairie:You poor thing.
I've been through worse. All those brain surgeries I've had? THOSE were bad.
Prairie:Want some chicken soup?
Nah...not really. I'm not hungry.
Prairie:Kath...you have to eat.You need to put something in your stomach.Would Jello help?
*sigh* I guess

 

[theprawncracker]

Poor Kathy...Hey Uncle D., come here.

UD: Yes Ryan? What is it?

Could you take this to Kathy? It's some of my mom's potato soup, I hope she'll be able to eat it...If not, tell her that I feel her pain.

UD: Frigt Ryan, I'm on my way!

 

[Katzi428]

Poor Kathy...Hey Uncle D., come here.

UD: Yes Ryan? What is it?

Could you take this to Kathy? It's some of my mom's potato soup, I hope she'll be able to eat it...If not, tell her that I feel her pain.

UD: Frigt Ryan, I'm on my way!

Thanks Ryan & UD. I under normal circumstances I LOVE potato soup!I'll just share it with Prairie

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Chef! Could you do me a favor?
Chef: Soore-a, vhet's zee fefur?
Lisa: Move.
Chef: Vhet?
Lisa: Out of the kitchen. I need to bake a cake.
Chef: A ceke-a? Vhet fur?
Lisa: Für Deutschklasse! Ich muss Butterkuchen machen!
Chef: Oh vell vhy deedn't yuoo sey su! Du yuoo need help? I theenk I'fe-a mede-a Bootterkoochee beffure-a, I dun't reelly remember. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!..
Lisa: Ja, du kannst mich helfen. Haben wir Mehl?
Rowlf: Great. Now that's TWO room mates I can't understand. Robin, you still speak English, right?
Robin: Ribbet?
Rowlf: <sigh> ...Woof.

 

[MrsPepper]

Pepper: Wow, very impressive Lisa, and the whole lot of you. All I can speak is English and French. Not too impressive.
Matt: Really? Let's hear some.
Pepper: Non, j'ai arreté mes leçons en français quelques années passée. So although it may make sense to ME, it probably wouldn't make sense to an actual french person. Mais, c'est la vie.
Matt: You know, I speak a foreign language myself. Of some very interesting creatures!
Pepper: Really?
Matt: Yes! **clears his throat** Meep, meep meep meep?

...
Pepper -whispering to the nearest person- : I don't think he ever found out that those creatures were actually cars..

 

[The Count]

Shhh, before Beaker hears him and runs up thinking its some long-lost relative.

Hey Ry... You are aware there are some other Muppets previously rooming here at the dorms wh oare available once again for roommate status fright? Just thought you'd want to know that. Give it some thought and talk to me after you've slept on it.