Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Thanks Kyle. *Finishes slice of Hawaiian, and slips a slice of anchovy and sardines and those spicy peppers to Oscar.
Must... not... fall asleep...
Well guys, see you tomorrow. And happy B-Day to you Ryan.

 

[erniebert1234ss]

This past Monday--

Will: Hey BJ, how was your weekend?

BJ: Oh boy, do I not wish to go into that.

Wont: Why not?

BJ: well, i had TWO funerals instead of one...

Will and Wont: WHAT?!

BJ: okay, maybe I should explain. ya see, my girlfriend was going to come here to MC, but she suffered a heart attack this past weekend and died.

WIll: okay, but why did you say that you didn't want to go into it?

BJ: well, she was Jewish...and her dad's family wanted to pay for everything and her mom's family wanted to pay for everything too...

Wont: oh, no!

BJ: Oh yes! So they had 2 of everything. I had to settle the **** disputes all by my lonesome instead of going to the football game. Let's just say I did a lot of snapping and a lot of skewering and let's just say I'm never dating another ******* Jewish girl again.

Will: Jeez. Bad day at the office, huh?

BJ: Yes. I have already given both of her parents a piece of my mind and I did apologize beforehand because of the circumstances. To the father, I said that I should never have gotten into his web at all and to the mother, I said that she should have controlled her family members some more.

Will: whoa

BJ: yeah. I told her about that football game and she mistook it for going to a "soccer" game. (old country hick)

Friday:

BJ: Oh boy, what a bad day.

Will: Didya hear? Birthday party today at the indoor pool.

BJ, Wont, and Will: YEAH!!!

(We all got our bathing suits and went to the party)

BJ: Well, whaddya think about the party?

Will: It was good, although Cookie Monster made the **** thing into a wave pool too many times.

Wont: me too

BJ: me three

 

[The Count]

Uh BJ... Not to get on your bad side after a tough week, but you might want to watch it there with the swearing. Also trying to deflect this before certain members of the dorms read it.

BTW: Will contact you for Kyle's project.

Well, at least there's Saturday morning shows today, looking forward to those.
*Weak attempt to change the subject.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey guys! Thanks again for the party last night!

UD: Oh no problem Ryan. We're glad you enjoyed it.

Gonzo: Yeah! I know I did!

Camilla: Bagawk!

Where's everyone else?

Gonzo: They're still asleep. They're tuckered out from the party.

 

[The Count]

Hey Ryan... Good party last night. Was watching me shows till now, gonna be down in the lair if you need us.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Fun party last night, but I'm afraid I have to get back to doing my homework. Telly, Big Bird, Rosita, I'm gonna send you out shopping now. Do you remember what you're supposed to get for Ryan?
Telly: Oh yeah, no problem!
Big Bird: Don't worry, we'll find it.
Bry: Good. Okay, here's some money for the bus, and this is for the present. Here's a few quarters in case you need to call me. (puts the money in Telly's backpack) Be careful. See ya when you get back.
Rosita: Adios!
(Rosita, Telly and Big Bird leave for the bus)

 

[theprawncracker]

I better get on my homework too. Don't wanna spend my b-day doing homework do I?

Lew: Do you?

No! Don't be silly!

Gonzo: Can I still be insane?

Clifford: Man, I don't think you can stop.

Camilla: Bagawk!

Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna!

UD: Come on you guys, Ryan needs to get his homework done let's go. *pushes them out* I'll take them down to the pool Ryan, we've gotta get our mess picked up.

Ed: Aw man, that's not fun...

Alright Uncle D. Thanks. See ya later.

 

[Katzi428]

Ryan...sorry Prairie & I couldn't make it to the party last night.I wasn't feeling up to purr...um...par Hope you enjoyed your party.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: ...Oh shoot, what time is it? I gotta pack!
Robin: Pack?
Lisa: Yes, pack! Tonight is my youth group's annual Sukkah Sleepover! And for the first time ever, we are going to be in an actual synagogue sukkah, because for the first time ever, the synagogue has its own sukkah, because for the first time ever, we have our own land to build a sukkah on! Oh it's so exciting!
Rowlf: Um... mind explaining what a sukkah is?
Lisa: Oh! It's a, um, it's like a little hut. It's got three walls, and the roof is just a bunch of branches, so you can still see the sky! It's for the holiday of Sukkot, traditionally you should eat as many meals as you can in a sukkah, and sleep in it every night of Sukkot! And it's FUN! So... yeah. I'm so excited!
Rowlf: So you're... you're basically sleeping outside?
Lisa: Well, in theory, yes. But considering the fact that it's cold outside, and even colder at night, and most of us don't really like sleeping outside on the ground in the cold, we'll most likely be sleeping inside the synagogue. But it's so much fun!!!!!! So yes, I must pack! Because I'll be staying at the synagogue right through Sunday School tomorrow morning! Ooh, I wonder if that's such a smart idea?
Robin: What do you mean?
Lisa: It's called a Sukkah Sleepover, but you have to remember: it's still youth group. Sleep is definately not our highest priority. Probably closer to one of our lowest, actually. <shrug> Oh well. <hugs Robin> You'll be good tonight, won't you?
Robin: Of course!
Lisa: Good! You'll go to bed on time?
Robin: Well...
Lisa: Rowlf, you'll make sure Robin gets to bed on time?
Rowlf: Of course I will.
Lisa: Good. <whispers> ...and that Chef won't try to cook him?
Rowlf: You don't have to worry about that.
Lisa: Oh good. Then I'll get back to packing.

 

[erniebert1234ss]

TO count: sorry, got a bit carried away, just had some really strong feelings that I cannot show really easily. Luckily, the pool party was the perfect ending to my crappy week.

TO ryan: great party! Loved it all.

TO red fraggle: didya have the time of your life at that party? I sure did!

Maybe I need a change of pace...

BJ