Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Red *calling Rosita*: Hola Rosita, if you'd like, you can come and watch some Fraggle Rock with me after cheerleading practice today! I'd be happy to share it with you and I'll even make some popcorn. See you at practice!
That's very nice of you Red!
Red: Yeah, I like Rosita. She's nice. I gotta go to practice now so I'll see you later.
Ok! Have fun!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Gee Red, it's quiet around here, where is everyone?
Red: I suppose back in classes!
Yeah, you're probably right! How did cheerleading practice go?
Red: Really well! We'll practice again tomorrow and we'll be all set for the big game on Friday
Cool! Guess what? There's only 4 more days counting today to the anniversary!
Red: Yippee!

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... Just got back home to the dorms... Oh, and I see that only three of the numbers on the lobby desk remain lit at this late hour.
Will be down in our room if you need me.

 

[theprawncracker]

Hey UD geuss what!

UD: What is it Ryan?

I just got an e-mail from Lew and Eduardo, they're comin' for the anniversary!

UD: Wonderful!

Cliff: Hey Ryan, letter for ya.

Thanks Cliff*reads letter* Hey Mahna Mahna's coming to!

UD: This will turn out to be a good get together after all!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Well, only a few more days before the big party.
Big Bird: Yep! Hey, what are you doing?
Bry: Well, I am getting some episodes of Muppet Survivor ready for viewing at the party. I'm sure Grover would enjoy watching himself catch fish and wrestle crocodiles as Super Grover.
Big Bird: He did that?
Bry: Sure, haven't you been watching? He was the original Crocodile Hunter!
Big Bird: They don't call him Global Grover for nothing! Haha!
Bry: Say, where are Snuffy and Rosita?
Big Bird: Oh, they might be at practice or something. When they get back we are going out to dinner, right?
Bry: Yeah, what do you feel like?
Big Bird: I dunno, but I'm not wrestling a crocodile to do it. Leave that to those crazy Muppets that went on your show!
Bry: Oh, Big Bird...

 

[theprawncracker]

Big Bird: I dunno, but I'm not wrestling a crocodile to do it. Leave that to those crazy Muppets that went on your show!

Gonzo: Hey! I represent that remark!

 

[BEAR]

Gonzo: Hey! I represent that remark!

Bry: Gonzo, get out of my window! You might set something on fire!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: <sniff sniff>... Hey, Chef, what're you cooking?

Chef: I'm nut cuukeeng unytheeng.

Rowlf: You're not?

Chef: Nupe-a.

Rowlf: Well, someone's cooking something!

Chef: Vell... Leesa buooght chuculete-a cheeps. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Rowlf: ...and?

Chef: Roolff, vhet dues Leesa use-a chuculete-a cheeps fur?

Rowlf: You mean besides putting hormones in check? I don't know.

Chef: It hes sumetheeng tu du veet vhet yuoo're-a smelleeng.

Rowlf: <sniff sniff sniff>... hey... <sniff sniff> chocolate chip cookies!

Chef: Chuculete-a cheep cuukeees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Her muzeer's receepe-a.

Rowlf: Oh, those are delicious!

Chef: Mm-hm. Cume-a iet vheele-a zee chuculete's steell melted!

Rowlf: Don't mind if I do. Hey where is Lisa, anyway?

Chef: She's pootteeng sume-a in zee reffreedgeretur vhere-a iferyune-a cun get tu zeem. Zeen I theenk she's getteeng reedy fur bed. Bork bork bork!

Rowlf: Oh.

Chef: Ectooelly, I theenk she's joost beeeng unsuceeel unteel peuple-a respund tu her noo funffeec. Yuoo knoo hoo nerfuoos she-a gets. Um gesh dee bork, bork!

Rowlf: I thought some people had already responded.

Chef: Reelly, elreedy?

Rowlf: Well I don't know too many other reasons for her to be dancing around.

Chef: I gooess sumeune-a moost'fe-a respunded, zeen. Bork bork bork! Theenk ve-a shuoold reed thees oone-a?

Rowlf: ...nah... let's leave it some of the crazier dormies...

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*passing buy in the hall* I heard that remark, Rowlf! Are you suggesting that only crazy people read Lisa's stories? I've read them myself, and I find them quite wonderful! Then again, maybe you're right, as most people who know me will tell you I'm crazy.
And Chef, you let Lisa in your kitchen? I thought you were rather territorial in that respect, but then again, maybe I heard wrong.

 

[Erine81981]

Still Up?

Grover walks by the computer and sees me, "What in the world are you doing up this late?" asked Grover.

Just downloading Muppet songs. I fell asleep while you and the others were out. So I'm wide awake.

Grover: Get some sleep. You work today. *yawns* Good Night.

Good Night, Grover.