Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

So Prairie...are you thinking of going out for cheerleading?
Prairie:Nah...I don't think so.Red's going out for cheerleading ,and she's one of my best friends. If I get into a fight with her over who's better on the tryouts,I'll hate myself!
Well,that's up to you. But I think you & Red are just as good. There'll be tons of other girls trying out. At least give it a shot.Tell Red "May the best girl win."
Prairie:*sigh* Well,I'll see.
That's all I ask. Want to go to "Everybody Eats" for dinner?
Prairie:Yeah...I'm in the mood for some egg drop soup.
I might get something Italian or seafood.I can't eat Chinese food.
Prairie:Oh Kathy!There are NO cats in Chinese food!You should know better than that!
No...seriously,I can't. I get sick.
Prairie:Awww...sorry.
It's OK. Let's go eat.

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: (calls up Prairie Dawn and leaves a message on the voice mail) Hola, Prairie! This is Rosita. I was just wondering about the cheerleading thing. Could you tell me more about it? Gracias. Talk to you later! Adios!
(hangs up) Hmm...I wonder what Big Bird and Snuffy are up to...

 

[The Count]

Feels good to be back at the dorms. Even moreso today, now that I've gotten started actually studying with readers and books and the stuff...

Count: Ah hello Eduardo. There's a big package here for you.
Rully? Who from?
Count: BHM.
Oh yeah! Three more exclusives for the collection, including one of the ultra-rarities. Now only Lunchbox Kermit and Henson Holiday Kermit are left from the Industry Exclusive category.

And this'll cheer you up, got the designs in mind for one more creature. Gotta get the group up to ten and then they'll be sent to Joel for drawing. And once they've been drawn we can show them off and get them to the campus sculpter.

Things are looking up my friend.. Hope you're able to get them finished soon.
So do I, got a backload on the agenda, but it's there for when I get the chance. Come on, let's get ready for a bit of TV before working on the list.
Count: Sounds vonderful

 

[theprawncracker]

UD: So Ryan, did I say you had a girlfriend?

Yes sir.

Gonzo: Wow! That's great!

Yep.

Clifford: Sam right?

Uh huh. She's great.

Clifford: Cool.

Gonzo: Yeah, we'll have to double date sometime!

Well, she doesn't exactly like chickens...

Gonzo: What?!? How can you not like chickens?!?

She lives with them, she raises chickens.

Gonzo: Cool! Can I go live with her?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: <smacks head into open text book several times>

Rowlf: Hey, you're losing some precious brain cells when you do that.

Lisa: <stops smacking head into open text book> Precious brain cells? Is that an insult?

Rowlf: No.

Lisa: Darn.

Rowlf: ...I think I missed something.

Lisa: It's okay, so did I. Hey, where's Chef?

Rowlf: CHEF!.... Well, he's not in the room, that's for sure.

Lisa: Well, yeah, I noticed that part. I asked where he is, not where he is not.

Rowlf: Picky picky. I think he's in the bathroom.

Lisa: Alright. Whatever. <smacks head into open text book several times>

Rowlf: Hey, cut it out, Lisa.

Lisa: Rowlf? I already have four mothers. You don't need to pretend to be one.

Rowlf: How do have four mothers?

Lisa: Easy. There's my mom, both my sisters, and one of my friends. They all act like mothers to me.

Rowlf: ...just do your homework...

Lisa: Right. <smacks head into open text book several times>

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: All right the signs are done!
Now we just have to go and post them!
*they go to post signs*

Muppet Cheerleading Team: Come be a part of the Muppet Cheerleaders who will cheer this Fall for the Muppet College Football Team! All Muppets and Humans are encouraged to come to tryouts on Thursday, September 1 and Friday, September 2nd. Practices start Tuesday, September 6th. Questions? Call Red Fraggle in room 3

So do you think lots of people will come out for it Red?
Red: I sure hope so. I heard Rosita is interested, she'd be great!
Prairie is not sure if she wants to try out because she's afraid of competition and ruining your friendship.
Red: What? That could never happen! She's my best friend besides you and Mokey! I have to get her to come. I'm going to go see her right now.
All right, well I'm going to be watching Gilmore Girls down in our room.
Red: Ok, see you later. *Red heads to room 6*

 

[Katzi428]

Rosita: (calls up Prairie Dawn and leaves a message on the voice mail) Hola, Prairie! This is Rosita. I was just wondering about the cheerleading thing. Could you tell me more about it? Gracias. Talk to you later! Adios!
(hangs up).

Prairie*calling Rosita back but getting the answering machine* Hi Rosita...it's Prairie! Red Fraggle is in charge of the Cheerleading Squad,so you'd need to get in touch with her.I think she's in Room 3,but I'm not sure. I'll have to see about trying out. Kathy says I should,but I don't want any feelings getting hurt.So I'm gonna sleep on it. See you tomorrow.Buenas noches,amiga!

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: Ooooo Cookie? We should go try out for the team.

Cookie M: Sounds fun. Are you coming Grover?

Grover: Grover not want to hurt little body. So no I will not go. Sorry guys.

Same here. I might be a big guy and would look like a football player. I'll never try out.

Herry: Suits your mind. Come on Cookie! *runs off*

Cookie M: Wait for me.

Let them go and lose an arm or two. LOL.

Grover: Yea.

Guess what?

Grover: What?

We're off for the Anni. party!

Grover: Great. I can't wait. But what about Herry?

He's off too. He asked off to be able to be here. Can't wait either. Watch some tv?

Grover: Ok. *turns on TV*

 

[BEAR]

Rosita: (just finished listening to message from Prairie) Oh, Prairie is so nice. Hehe. I think I am going to try out for the cheerleading team.
Bry: You should. You'd be great.
Big Bird: (walking in through the side door) Hey, I found this flyer outside by the pool.
Snuffy: What does it say, Bird?
Big Bird: Well, lets see here...(he reads out loud the words from Red's flyer that she sent out). I guess there is going to be some cheerleading team.
Rosita: I know, and I am going to try out for it!
Big Bird: You are?
Snuffy: It sounds like fun. I think that I will try out too!
Big Bird: You? But Snuff, its cheerleaders.
Snuffy: Yeah...?
Big Bird: Well, cheerleaders are girls, Snuffy.
Snuffy: They are?
Bry: No, Big Bird, boys can be cheerleaders too.
Big Bird: They can? But they wear frilly skirts and bows and things.
Bry: No, not the boys. Anyone can be a cheerleader.
Snuffy: Sure, Bird. I mean, didn't it say on the flyer that everyone is welcome?
Big Bird: I guess you are right. I never really knew that. Well, Snuffy, if you want to be a cheerleader, I know that you will be the best darn cheerleader Snuffleupagus I know!
Snuffy: Aww..thanks, Bird. AHohoho.
Bry: Sure, I just hope they don't put you on the top of the pyramid.
Big Bird: What?
Bry: Nevermind. So are you gonna try out now too, Big Bird?
Big Bird: Nah, I heard some talk about a basketball team that people are trying to get me to join.
Rosita: Ooh, can you dunk?
Big Bird: Dunk? Sure, got any sunflower seed donuts?
Snuffy: Oh dear...
Rosita: So, Bryan, will I see you at the cheerleading tryouts?
Bry: Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Rosita: We are making a present for Herry. It was his birthday yesterday.
Bry: What is it?
Big Bird: It's the letter M.
Bry: Why the letter M?
Big Bird: Well, because of that song he sang with the Cookie Monster about the letter M. M starts some great words. Like "Monkey".
Rosita: And "Marshmellow"
Snuff: Oh, yeah, and "Monster."
Bry: So it does. Well that is a beautiful letter M. I am sure Herry will love it. What are you doing Snuffy?
Snuffy: Well...I am writing a thank you note to Prairie Dawn for the coleslaw she made for me when I moved in. It was delicious!
Bry: Well, have fun. I am gonna go for a walk.