Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beauregard]

Bo: Yo, Count my fine feathered friend.
Beau: Does he have feathers?
Bo: No it was...an expression.
Beau: An exrapilation about the Count's skin?
Bo: No! A...look, what does it matter. It was a figure of speech.
Beau: A action figure of speech?
Bo: SHeesh..oh, Count(mc) my good friend, I am looking to stay on at the dorms. Got your PM will think about the robes and get back to you.
Beau: I'm still confused aboutt hsi figure? Was it more of a figureine?
Bo: No, no. A Figure, not a figure...um...forget it.
Beau: Fo-rgotten. No, um....

 

[The Count]

Quite all fright Bo and Beau. Just drop me a line when you got the ideas for your robes.

Nice Saturday morn... Maybe we'll actually get some work done today. Like watching some more SS episodes.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Rowlf: Hey Lisa, what are you writing?

Well, if it works the way I want it to... my next fanfic.

Rowlf: Oh. What's it about?

Um... good question. I'm not exactly sure.

Rowlf: How does that work?

Well, uh... see I can feel what you muppets are doing inside my head, and I'm just sort of recording it. I don't know where you're going yet.

Rowlf: You mean there's a whole bunch of muppets crawling around inside your head?

Something like that.

Rowlf: <looks inside my ear> Must be pretty cramped in there.

Ha ha! Not cramped at all, it's not like there's anything else taking up space.

Rowlf: You just insulted yourself.

I do that sometimes. Any way, did you sleep good last night?

Rowlf: Like a dog.

Um... good? Chef, how about you? Did you sleep good?

Chef: Nut reelly, ectooelly. Bork bork bork! I kept hefeeng neeghtmeres thet I ves beeeng ietee eleefe-a by my fuud. Bork bork bork!

Sorry to hear that. But aren't you used to getting eaten alive by you food?

Chef: Nut es mooch es I shuoold be-a.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Rowlf: You understood that?

You forget, I've been rooming with him for a while now. I've grown accustomed to his voice.

Rowlf: Have you grown accustomed to his face?

Well...

Chef: Hey!

I'm kidding, I'm just kidding. Relax. I heard Ed and Count are showing more Sesame Street today?

Chef: Thet's vhet zeey seeed. Bork bork bork!

Let's watch that, then, since I missed yesterday. I might have to leave early, though.

Rowlf: Why's that?

I'm going to a birthday party for my uncle. But shhh, don't tell my uncle! It's a surprise party!

Rowlf: Oh, sounds like fun. Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

Chef: Me-a ieezeer!

Good.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Morning Red.
Red: Wow, you slept a LONG time!
I was tired after my big trip! It felt good to sleep in a bed and not on the floor!
Red: I can imagine that!
So, what do you have planned for today?
Red: I don't know, the weather's kind of crummy today
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Red: Thought I might spend some time in the kitchen whipping up some yummy treats for all my Fraggle friends who just moved in.
That would be nice of you!
Red: Yeah, I thought it might be. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
Sounds good.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

*walks into her room from the showers and turns MC Radio on on the computer* Hmm, only ten to noon. We're getting better at what time we wake up, guys.

Gillis: Ha, ha, very funny.

Weather's kind of crummy today, guys - although I have to admit, we could use the rain rather badly. What do you want to do?

Tosh: *sighing* Well, the pool's obviously out. Maybe we could just hang around here all day.

We could. Today also seems like a good day to head down to Ed and the Count's room and watch some Sesame Street episodes, don't you think? Although I might be going to visit my grandmother this afternoon. If that happens, you guys can go down to Ed's room yourselves.

Gillis: Fine with me.

Tosh: Yeah, that'll be good.


-Kim

 

[That Announcer]

(All four wake up. Julius has not had much sleep, as he stayed up to read. Marvin has a quarter hamburger on his nightstand. Phil's bed has many melted Junior Mints on it. TA's sheets are completely on the floor, as they are most mornings.)

TA: Well boys, another day ahead of us. What do you think we ought to do today?

PN: Well, some breakfast would be nice. What do you guys want?

MS: Some sausages would be very nice-a!

JS: Scrambled eggs and maybe a little French bread for me, I'm not that hungry.

TA: Sausages for me as well, Phil. You want some help cooking?

PN: Oh, no thanks! (He gets up and proceeds to begin breakfast in the kitchenette.)

TA: Now, what was it you wanted to do today, fellas?

MS: I think I'll stay rrrright here! (Eyes Muppaphones.) I'll get around to watcheeng that new DVD you bought, what was it-a, "El Marrraichi"?

TA: Yep, that's it. Anyway, so Julius, what are you gonna do?

JS: Some golf would be nice, and then maybe a trip to the bookstore.

TA: Fair enough. Hey Phil, you wanna do something today?

PN: Actually, yeah! Oh Marvin, is that theater still playing "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?"

MS: Yes-a, Phil!

PN: Hey TA, you wanna see that, and then maybe get a pizza to bring back here?

TA: Sounds good to me, Phil. Hey Julius, you wanna meet up at the bookstore?

JS: Oh yeah, that'd be great. I think I'll go get dressed for that golf game. (He heads out of bed, grabs his clothes from one of the four armoires lined up next to the computer room and heads inside there to change.)

PN: Oh, fair enough. If he's going golfing, when does that movie start?

TA: Hmmm, let me check the... whoops, can't go in there, Julius's changing. I'll check the paper instead. (Heads out to front door, opens it, grabs paper and begins to read movie listings.) Well, there's a 2:40.

PN: Sounds good to me!

TA: Alright then. Hey Marvin, there's a quarter pizza in the fridge and a leftover steak for lunch, alright?

MS: Sounds goooood!

PN: Hey fellas, breakfast is up! Julius, you ready?

JS: Oh yah, yah, I'm ready! (He steps out of the computer room wearing a blue polo shirt, black shoes and the ugliest pants you've ever seen.)

PN: Alright, here you go. (He sets the food on the bar set.)

MS: I think I'll take mine over on the couch.

TA: Fair enough, let me come with you, actually. (They grab their sausages and head to the couch to watch "Good Morning America".)

 

[BEAR]

(finally waking up after a previous long day)

Big Bird: Boy, you slept a long time.
Bry: Ugh, I know. How was yesterday with Ed and the Count?

Rosita: It was muy bien.
Big Bird: Yeah, we watched a bunch of old home movies from Sesame Street and stuff.
Bry: Wish I was there. Did you get fed alright.

Rosita: Had a tiny mishap with the blender but other than that, we were fine.
Bry: Great, because I am going on another trip today to visit my friend up the coast. She is in a play there.

Big Bird: (sad) oh.
Bry: But Big Bird, I want you to both go with me. It'll be fun.

BB & Rosita: YAY!!!

Bry: SO we will have to leave by 1 or 2 because the drive is nearly 5 hours long and the show starts at 8pm. Plus we will want to stop to eat. In and Out burger sounds so good to me right now.

 

[The Count]

*Talking to all gathered in Floor 1 common room for the SS airing. OK guys, we're taking a small snack brake.

Pita chips with iced tea... And I think there are some guava cakes my mom sent me too.
Count, you have that list of new entries for the ML?
Count: Firght here.

Good, I'll post in the questions thread and be back to begin the second half of the Hawaii vacation episodes.
*Leaves to post.

Count: Oh, so many new names and so many new memories. It's all so vonderful!
Do you vant some pita chips or popcorn instead Chef?

 

[RedDragon]

Come on guys we're moving. Get into the hall, I'll get all this stuff.
*L&A leave and I pull out a small velvet bag.*
Everything in!
*Everything in the room whoshes into the bag, leaving the room empty.*
That should be everything.
*I walk into the hall.*
Bag of Holding, very useful little magic item. Alright let's go.
*The three of us go to the lobby drop off the room 8 key and pick up the room 16 key*
8x2=16. Let's go.
*We walk up to room 16 and I open the door*
Everything out!
*Everything in the bag comes whoshing out, falling right into place.*
Home sweet home.

 

[The Count]

Borrowed that bag from Merlin did you Nyssa? Heh, heh...
Well, the lobby and Room #16 are on the same floor, Floor 2. Your room is the first one on your right after turning to the right when facing the common room on that floor. Lisa's is the first one on your left in the other hallway. Hope you can still reach her easily that way.

OK, I'm back... Seems it's raining and thundering outside.
Count: Yes, and vhat vonderful weather it is!
I know buddy, makes me smile too.
OK, let's get back to the tapes. *Presses buttons and the episodes of the Hawaiian vacation continue.