Gah! I can't win!
Chef: vhet?
First my pen runs out of ink. So I grab another one, and THAT one runs out of ink. I'm on my third pen of the day, and what happens?
Chef: It roons oooot ooff ink?
No, my notebook runs out of paper. Sheesh! Good thing I have two more waiting for me. Oh, but look at this. I made this funny little chart in the back of the notebook of who's in what car, see? I couldn't figure out where to put Rizzo at first, that's why he's in the middle with arrows into two different columns. But ath the bottom, my cousin wrote, "But where to put TogetherAgain?" Isn't that funny?
Chef: Hey, hoo cume-a I'm nut in a cer?
Because none of the cars have kitchens in them.
Chef: Oh. Guud inuoogh. Speekeeng ooff keetchens, I'll be-a cuukeeng.
Alright. I'll be at my doctor's appointment.