<collapsing on couch>
Well, I've been charged with Crazy Harry's fuses, and my sentence has something to do with sand, or sandwiches, or toast or... I'm not exactly sure. All I know is I'm no lawyer. And they went easy on Beau! something about charity. But he has to get evidence by tomorrow. Evidence of what, I'm not quite sure. I don't even know how this all started. I think it had something to do with me throwing a penguin. Anyway, I've been told to break out the pens and get writing. But I don't like pens, I like pencils better. Though I have been using pens more for this story. Still, I wouldn't want to break them. It's kind of hard to write with a broken pen.
<realizes Swedish Chef is fast asleep and not listening to any of this>
Lazy.
<sigh> When did writing fanfic get this complicated? Anyway. Beth finished her Sesame Street fanfic today, it's a real nice happy ending. And Count's is really good. Creepy good. And prawncracker's got a really good story. Cool seeing the muppets as teenagers. I mean we've seen them as adults for years, and we've seen some of them as babies, we've even seen Kermit age 12. So of course we need to see them as teenagers, you know? and he's doing a real good job of it too.
<realizes Swedish Chef is now snoring>
I'm hungry.
... where did I put that peanut butter...
Oh, um, goodnight, everybody! Uh, yeah, good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite... see you in the morning... sleep good... sweet dreams, etc. <yawn.> Now about that peanut butter...