*Hears ringing coming from upstairs. Hmm, wonder who's there this time of night.
*Goes upstairs and into lobby to find...
Ah, hello That Announcer. So, you've come to join us here at the dorms? And who are your roommates.
Oh, it's Marvin Suggs. And these two learned gentlemen carrying on a conversation behind you? Ah, the esteemed Dr. Phil van Neuter, known for his taxidermist skills. And Julius T. Strangepork, Link will be glad to know you're here sir.
Room #22? That's the one you want? OK, just follow me chaps.
*Takes key from hook next to marble 22 on lobby's back wall and leads all through double doors.
This first set of doors leads to the stairwell on our right, the second set leads into the hallway with all the rooms. Yours is on this very floor so we won't need to use the common room. See that big open room there in the center of the hallway? Well, that's the common room. The furnace in the back right corner has a dumbwaiter elevator we use to get from floor to floor. Now then, we just turn to our right... Your room should be... yes, last door down on our right, at the end of the corridor.
*Hands key to That Announcer. Room #22, at your disposal. Aaron or my bats should be here in a little while with your luggage, if you brought any. The boarders to your left are Uncle Deadly (MC) and Pepe the King Prawn. Kermit's in the room across from your own, along with Sam the Eagle and McFraggle, but he's a bit of a recluse here in the dorms.
Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay here in the dorms. Remember to post a descript of what your room looks like once it's ready, you can cater to your own tastes and those of your roommates.
Have a great time!
*Returns to the lobby to tidy up a bit.
Heh, Count will be happy, that's another room booked for his totals.
"Is he gone yet?"
What's that? *Hears voice from below desk bell, lifts it to find...
Good grief! It's a Muppaphone!
Hello, and welcome to the dorms.
Muppaphone: That bell was giving me such a headache.
So, came here with Marvin? Better not let him find you. Come on, you can crawl over here and get some rest.
*Tucks Muppaphone into resting spot.
OK, good night to all and welcome to new dormers.