Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Hmmm ... well, you already know I follow Pokemon, I think. I was big into Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura when they were on. Somehow, I've lost the Cardcaptor mangas I had ... lost all but two. Musta happened when I moved *sniffles*. There was this one anime I saw an ep of during an anime convention in Dallas, Texas. It was about a comatose green-haired girl who sort of woke up as this blond-haired punk's right hand. I only have one DVD of it ... but I liked it a lot. Back in the day, I was into Transformers somewhat, but also She-Ra, Thundercats (which, IMHO, aged better than the others) ... all the classic 80's stuff, I think. Nowadays, I watch Fairly Oddparents and Spongebob when I'm bored. I've become addicted to Star Wars Clone Wars.

 

[The Count]

Heh... I've caught an ep of Clone Wars now and then, but I'm generally Star Warsed out. I follow Batman Brave & The Bold, Pokemon, Ben-Ten, and Yugio 5D's which is the latest version. Used to watch Winks Club, which I'm not ashamed to admit. Shame they don't want to bring in anything new for The Secret Saturdays though. Used to love Grim Adventures. Watched a lot of stuff in my years... Some I'd like to rather forget and other stuff which I absolutely love. Maybe I should add some new floats to the parade I wrote in one of my star fics.

*Count plays some notes on the organ, Fatatatita purrs happily near Kelly and I.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (pets cat): I just love that name....

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (gets notice from school): Ooh, I start with the nursery on Tuesday. Cool. That's a relief. I really didn't want to start with labor and delivery. *stands* Well, Ed, it's been real nice talking with you. And your cat is adorable. However, it's time for me to get some sleep. Thanks for inviting me in. We must do it again sometime. *leaves*

 

[The Count]

*Fatatatita purrs even sweeter as she curls up near the couch.
*Count keeps playing the organ.
*UD, skulking around, leaves a flower for Spammy out of friendship.

Me: Been a pleasure having you here Kelly. *Huggles goodbye.

MC Dorms have been brought to you by the letter X and by the number... 10.
*A ghostly transparent 10 issues from the bat-organ's pipes.
Night all.

 

[Kiki]

Don: *singing out of tune* The hills are alive with the Sound of music...

Mick: O_O Yaw naw' singing' wo' I think yaw singing... are yew?

Scred: *vaguely* Huh? What did he say? The hills have eyes or something? =P

Katie: *Turns to Don* I didn't know you played Super Mario Bros! *Sniff*... I MISS MY SNES!

Don: *Backs away slowly*

 

[The Count]

*Cringes at that stuff. *Drops glass into sink where it shatters.
*Starts rolling with the aco's and oca's to get it out of my head, ole!

Magic Voice: O lay off... Commercial sign in 15 seconds.
Nooooo! Don't leave me Magic Voice! Get me through the commercial brake back to the show!
*Collapses back into bed.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (is asleep at his record player while jazz is playing in some earphones)

Kelly (humming as she does homework)

Cotterpin (revs into the room in her scooter): Hey, Kelly! You gotta thank Waldo and Digit and everybody for me -- this baby has three times the horsepower now! *squeals with delight as she drives fast circles around the room, then stops* Hey, I thought Spike was gonna paint my scooter with flames and stuff.

Kelly (shrugs): He fell asleep. He does that. And we don't have paint. Or brushes.

Cotterpin: Hmph! Well, if the big lazy lug ever decides to join the world of the living, let me know, okay?

Kelly: Sure.

Cotterpin: So, uh, watcha doin'?

Kelly: Trying to get homework done before clinical in the morning.

Cotterpin: Oh. Studying. Gotcha. *yawns* Oh, look at the time -- I think I need to be heading back to Doozer Dome -- gettin' kinda busy 'round there, you know.

Kelly: I can imagine. You weren't in trouble for staying with Waldo for so long, were you?

Cotterpin: Nuh-uh. I told them I had to go get my scooter. They were very understanding. *pauses* And I WASN'T late to any birthday party! What my parents do is none of your business!

Kelly (gawks at Cotterpin): I didn't SAY anything ....

Cotterpin: I know you're still writing stories about me! If I don't like how it goes ... I'm coming right for you! *drives back into the tunnel*

 

[Kiki]

Meanwhile, in room 10...

Scred: Erm... Katie, I, uh, found deez under your bed... O_O *hands Katie a recent-looking issue of Zoo and a Playboy from '97*

Katie: Hm? *Sees the magazines and refuses to accept them* Agh, no, I wouldn't touch such... uh, sexist magazines, let alone /read/ them!

Scred: *Doesn't look convinced* Well we don't suppose anyone actually reads them...

Katie: Honest! They're not mine, really. I mean, I don't even know why they were under /my/ bed... *gives Scred a sharp look*... why were you looking under there anyway, just out of interest...?

Mick: Well, 'deh naw' mine, either. I 'ave my own li'l supply in the closet ovah there *nods to the closet*

Ploobis: *Randomly joins the conversation, why trying to nick the mags off Scred* That's right.

Katie: Well, who do they belong to, then?

Don: Good day every- *suddenly sees the mags, is transfixed on them* where did you find th- I, I mean... why are you reading those filthy magazines, Scred? O_O

Ploobis: *Cocks head at Don* Don...? Do you know anything about these?

Don: Uhhh.... no. No- I mean, yes, yes I do. I used them... once. For, uh, research. From... a good... friend?

Scred:

Mick: Wo' a fibbah! Can yew believe this bloke? 'E doesn' even 'ave any friends!

Ploobis: Oh yeah..

Don: Oh yeah your ri- hey! I do so! LOOK, I... borrowed them. Ish. Sorta. Kinda.

Katie: You? *Snickers* I mean, no offense Don but... XD

Don: *Blushes* What? What...? I'm a male... I- I... I have my needs! Besides, I don't look at the pictures, I read it for the interesting articles, okay?

Ploobis: C'mon now, Don... heh...

Katie: Don, that's the oldest excuse in the book. Even I've used /that/ one!

All: ...O_O...

Katie: It's me...! Don't look so surprised. =P

 

[RedPiggy]

Gobo: Oh, hi, Kelly, is it? I don't think we met you, just heard about you from Kate.
Me: Yeah, I stopped by the first morning you were here. I brought muffins, remember? I kind of called "hi" to you over Spike's shoulder. How is the big guy, anyway? You know, it's partly thanks to you and him that my interest in the show Dinosaurs was renewed.
Gobo: *perking up* Kotterpin lives with you now? We should stop by your room sometime then and say hello.
Wembley: Yeah, that'd be great!

Kelly (nods): Oh yeah ... muffins. Sorry ... getting senile in my middle-aged years *shakes hands with Gobo and Wembley* It's a pleasure to meet you. I enjoyed exploring the woods and stuff when I was a kid, Gobo. *to Kate* Spike's good. I just got back from clinicals, so I haven't had a chance to see what he's been up to yet. He and Chamberlain don't get along, though. Might be better to keep him out of this. I would pummel him some more ... but my darker side actually enjoys it ... and, the thing is *whispers* I have a thing for both Chamberlain and Digit. I'm a total wembler when it comes to both of them. *notices swarms of ants* EEEEEEK! Total bug-phobic! Get them away!