Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Eats one of Alex's banana friends* :3

 

[The Count]

*Kisses one of the Miss Bananas, then eats her too. Only way to keep one's love with them. Under ma skin...
*Dances with Squeekcheeks on the sidewalls of the dorms.

 

[Katzi428]

She can post when she wants to... She can leave her fics behind.
*Sing: But her fics don't get post, and if they don't get post, then she lose interest of mine.

Prairie Rosita & Me:GROAN!
On second thought that was very punny!

 

[The Count]

*From inside the banana box... That's what you tink child.
*A slightly off-Jamaican accented voice sings from inside... 1 little, 2 little, 3 little bananalings. 4 little, 5 little, 6 little bananalings. 7 little, 8 little 9 little bananalings. And I've still got a thousand to go!
*The Grim Reader slices his scythe through the air, leaving sliced bananaskins in his wake. Just call me da Tallymun mun.

 

[The Count]

*Grim Reader, a talking card Alex gave us once upon a time: Norm? He's probably stuffin' his face with da beer at that pub of his. Ron, da boy was off challengin' that mole rat ting to another game of Zombie Mayhem. And I ain't helpin' put dem down, already did it once. So, anyone for banana bread?

 

[Katzi428]

after hearing some of the dormies talking about bananas..
Geez...they sure are a bunch of banana nuts
Prairie & Rosita: Doot doo da doo doo!
Oh brother...I walked right into that one! making Kermit frustrated face

 

[The Count]

Ah... Sated on a delicious dinner of chicken bones and mofongo with garlic raisin spinach.

Up on the shelf...
Grim: Hey Norm... Missed you at da office. *Lowers his scythe to grab Ron in a card-flapped hug. So what are we playin'? Tree card poker? BTW: Ron, d'ya still have Desiree Muppaphone's number?

 

[Katzi428]

Girls..I'm going to bed. I need to get up and out of here early tomorrow.
Rosita:OK Kathy..have fun and have a safe flight! hugs me
Prairie:Hope you have fun with your nieces. The baby's walking around now huh?
laughing Yeah...something tells me she'll be running like crazy! hugging Prairie See ya soon.
Prairie hugging me back See ya next week.
Gaffer...c'mere kitty...you're going to stay with Rosita.Be careful of her dad's wheelchair.
Gaffer:Meow..prrrrtttlicking me
What a sweetie!

 

[The Count]

*On the shelf...
Grim: Office life's fine... Kinda slow when no authors post fanfic for me to read and reap ya know. So, ya tink that girl Cait and Ron'll be back any time soon?

*In town...
The chimes from the door ring as someone enters the realm of Jim's Coffee House. It's a homey place with three levels... The main floor where a confused Caitlyn seeks shelter from the almost ambient summer night, a second floor observatory lounge, and a secret underground bunker that goes without mentioning by most sworn to protect its identity from the rest of town. There's a lone shopkeep, his etherially eminating glow giving the appearance of another ordinary human, brown shaggy hair and mustache and beard evidencing his name as Jim. Coffee perkilating for the late night crowd, he motions with his back to them to sit down and order, thinking it's just another customer who's walked into his little corner of the Hensonville hamlet.

 

[The Count]

*On the shelf...

Grim: Calm down mun. That ting knows betta than to mess with da Reader. *Brandishes his scythe upwards.
But uh, just in case... Norm, you'll be on bodyguard duty mun.
*All playing cards. So Ron... D'ya talk to Desiree?