Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

She told me it was Herry and Oscar. *calls Alex* *screams* HEEEY ALEX! Did you mean Grover or Oscar?

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang listens to Ed's question about ice cream for horse of doom)

Storyteller: A four-hooved horse of doom? How intriguing...
Beige: Oh, just give it ice cream with clover and oats or something.
Scooter: Don't think so...do horses of doom actually eat clover and oats?
Erin: It depends. If it's a genuine horse of doom, it'll feed on nightshade.
Nora: Really? How'd you know that?
Erin: Years of playing King's Quest.

 

[The Count]

Replies...

1 Kyle, not entirely sure. She asked me about Grover, Herry and Oscar. Said that Oscar generally takes care of himself, but Grover and Herry would be fine for her to take in. Oh well.
2 *Huggles Erin. It's actually a character from my fiend's Counting Castle. Have to talk to Aunt Ru about him, as his parentage comes from characters of hers she's permitted me to use, Blackstone (Headless Horseman Ernie's steed) and Marabelle (thestrall).
3 All my characters get ice cream (I-scream) flavors, I find it helps add personality to each. Have to get my roomie, Uncle D added to the fold (need a good full visual descript of him first), then I can move on to the four-hooved horse of doom.

Well, it took some work, but I think my Electric Mayhem tribute album's ready to burn. Errands for the morrow I suppose.
Night all.

 

[Katzi428]

Rosita:Hi Kathy...can Prairie and I talk to you?
Sure. Nothing's wrong, is there?
Prairie:Nope. We were thinking of going home to Sesame Street while you're away.Everyone else in the dorms has other plans.
OK,if that's what you want to do. Hey...you're not mad at me for going away so much are you?
Prairie:No...of course not,silly!

 

[The Count]

*Coming back after errands and a bit of supermarket shopping. Well, looks as if things are well in hand around here. *Sidesteps the brassmen and their boyish bravados... *Puts things away in storage, gets ready to welcome in a few guests via the magical fiendly fireplace in our room. *Dials Tony to see if he'd be able to look after Bruce and Murray until Kyle gets back next week. *Leaves message after the "Shhhh, riiight" on his answering machine.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *passing Claudia* Are you always this happy?
Bo: No one can always be happy...*watches Claudia* Ok...maybe she is.

 

[The Count]

*Uncle D lifts a clawed hand... Erm... Is this it? *Holds a slightly used brain, kept in a bubbling jar to see if it finally stimulates the girl to post some story updates. We um... Were um... Preparing to pump her with information overload.
*Hands over Claudia's brain... Ju post story nown hokay? Why does I have to keep jelling at ju to update? Squeeky, we wants more of jour wonderfulness!
<3 Squeekcheeks.

 

[The Count]

*Suddenly phases through the shadows and walls, popping in the rooms as the song in my head plays... Sorry for just appearing like this. You see, I'm not altogether there. *Cheshire grin stays visible as the rest of me disappears.

 

[The Count]

*Watching all this.
Count: You know, I sort of understand my Uncle Lugosi's attraction to banana girls a bit better now.
UD: Oh?
Count: *Attracted by Alex* Yes... They have a certain a-peel.
*Bad rimshot.

 

[The Count]

Is okay Phil... She can post when she wants to... She can leave her fics behind.
*Sing: But her fics don't get post, and if they don't get post, then she lose interest of mine.

*Grooves with Banana King/Queen Alex as the dorms erupts into musical number.

UD: Was afraid of this.
Count: What?
UD: It's struck again.
Count: Vhat has? You know the meaning behind this madness? Do tell!
UD: It's... *Hesitantly draws breath... Cabin fever!
*Music starts for the show-stopper, waking and rousing everyone into the spotlight.