Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
But, isn't this all part of the comedy?

Beaker:
(Sees Katie and swoons happily, once more)

Claudia:
Got the case of the jitterbug.
Don't worry, Katie.
Lucky guy there.

Bunsen:
I'll just be...
(Sneaks to the kitchen)

Dr. Van Neuter:
ADORABLE, Bean.
Like, awesome.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Is held away by Alex)

Bunsen:
That's my assistant!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *oblivious to the fact that she should set Beaker down*

Sweetums: It's no use... she was called away by Tony and can't be torn between the two loves of her life.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Alex: *still snuggling Beaker* Oh hi Kate! Beaker's ok. A little mad at a certain scientist, but he'll be allright.

Sweetums: *opens the trap door* Just a minute! I'll go get Alex! *runs across the hall* Alex! Alex! Tony wants to talk to ya!

Alex: Oh! Ok! *hurries into her room, forgetting to put Beaker down* Hi Tony!

Sweetums: Alex! Bring him back!

Hey Alex! Um...watch Beaker's head there...

Here's a little card I got for you, thanking you for being my date at the award ceremony...

And I was wondering, if you would like to have dinner some night here in my room?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *absent-mindedly holds Beaker closer, protectively* Aw, thank you! The card is adorable! And I would love to have dinner with you one of these nights! *gazes dreamily down at Tony*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Wakes up)
Meeep?
Mee mee mee mee.
(Wonders where Katie went)
Meeeeee?

(Scratches head)
Mwomeeemeeeemooo?
(Sees Tony)

Mee.
(Passes him a peace treaty, written in caligraphy)

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *realizes what Beaker is doing* Wha- what's this? *stares at Beaker, tears in her eyes* You - you mean you don't love me anymore? You're giving up? I thought we had something - special!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Alex: *absent-mindedly holds Beaker closer, protectively* Aw, thank you! The card is adorable! And I would love to have dinner with you one of these nights! *gazes dreamily down at Tony*

Awwww....now you're making me blush, sweetie! Great! Okay! Um, is there anything particular you would like? I'll call it in, and set things up for us! And don't worry...I'll get rid of the three stooges here, so we won't be disturbed by their antics.

The Card...

Alex-

Thank you for accompanying me to the MC awards. So happy you won! I had a great time! Even with the Leprechauns. Thank you again, sweetie!

I love you!
Tony

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
Mee....meee.
(Takes her hand into his kindly)
Mee mee mee.
Mee mee mee meee.
Meemwooooooooo.
(Pats it)
Mee. Mee mee mee mee.
Mee meee meee mee.
(Dries her tears with his sleeve)
Mee mee meep.

Bunsen:
Yes, it was special.
But I've found someone else, darling.
Don't you cry, you have the dashing Anthony.
The treaties are just to stabilize a potential friendship.
He's a good man, he'll be your all.

<3

That's what he says.

Claudia:
(Blows her nose)
That's so beautiful.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Awwww....now you're making me blush, sweetie! Great! Okay! Um, is there anything particular you would like? I'll call it in, and set things up for us! And don't worry...I'll get rid of the three stooges here, so we won't be disturbed by their antics.

The Card...

Alex-

Thank you for accompanying me to the MC awards. So happy you won! I had a great time! Even with the Leprechauns. Thank you again, sweetie!

I love you!
Tony

Claudia:
What?
Say that to my face, you limp noodle!

Bunsen:
He did.

Claudia:
He needs to say it to my fist now.

Bunsen:
Oh, good point.