Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Bean: *eating taffy*

Alex: Where'd you get that?

Bean: Oh, Mr. Honeydew was demonstrating his taffy puller.....

Alex: Oh. It didn't involve Beaker, did it?

Bean: Well..... only at first......

Alex: *bashes into Claudia's room* Beaker! Beaker! Speak to me Beaker! *gently holding the fainted meeper, running her hand through his hair*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Oh, dear...
I killed him again.

Claudia:
Oops, you killed him again.
You played with his thoughts!
Got lost in the game...

Oh, Baby! Baby!

Oops, he thought...

Bunsen:
Please, stop.
Not to worry, he fainted, Alex dear.
Would you like something to eat?

Beaker:
Me...emeeee...

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still holding Beaker* No, thanks, Bunnie. Is he gonna be all right? I mean, should I get some smelling salts or water or something?

Bean: Gee, Alex. You act like you've never seen someone faint before....

Alex: *glares at Bean*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
I knew it, the name "Bunnie" is getting contagious.

Claudia:
But, it's so cute!

Bunsen:
That's Dr. to you!
It's alright, Alex.
Beakie will be himself in a few seconds.
He's been trained for such situations!

Beaker:
(Glares at Bunsen)

Bunsen:
Well, it wasn't life threatning, Beakie!

Claudia:
Laa laa...

Dr. Van Neuter:
Cut it.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Oh, Beaker! You're allright! Thank goodness! I was so worried..... *snugs Beaker*

Bean: Hi Dr. Van Neuter! Don't you think my new shirt is just adorable? I got new shoes too! Aren't they cute?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty: Hey kid, ya know what ya done? Ya spooked me wit dat song...I had nightmares all night! I don't even feel like stoppin' down by da docks dis mornin' ta pick up my weekly haul.

Tony: Sorry, chief. I was only trying to cheer you up.

Lefty: Nightmares! Nightmares, I tells ya!

Newsman: Heh heh heh.

Lefty: Whaddaya laughin' at?

Newsman: The thought of Tony singing!

Tony: Hey, whose side are you on?

Newsman: The side of the traumatized little sneak thief shivering in his hammock.

Tony: Oh yeah? Well, did you hear the latest weather report?

Newsman: No, I don't believe I--

Tony: It seems bags of doorknobs are raining from the sky. But the funniest part about it is, it only strikes certain people, rather than certain areas.

Newsman: Why, that's the most preposterous--

(Hundreds of bags, filled with doorknobs, immediately rain down exactly where the Newsman is standing. He crumples into a heap, out cold pretty much from the first bag to hit his noggin)

Tony: That'll teach ya to laugh at my singing!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony pokes the trap door with the handle of a broomstick.

Alex! Alex? Are you up there?

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Wembly: Gee, I wonder where Gobo is.
Hmmm, I don't know. I guess he's with Red; Beth said she didn't come home either.
Wembly: You don't suppose somthing happened to them, do you?
Oh know, I'm sure whereever they are they're having a wonderful time. *to self* I bet. *to Wembly* I'm just going to see Beaker, to thank him for taking me to the awards. Oh, you were fantastic with the presenting, by the way!
Wembly: Wow, thanks! Oh well, I'll see you when you get back then.
Alright, be back in a few minutes.
*thinking to myself as I'm leaving the room* I really had a good time at the ceremony, but I can't believe what Bunsen did to Beaker! Oh well, at least it ended up alright.
*At Claudia's room, the door is open, and I run into Alex.* Hi Claudia. Oh hey Alex! Wait a second, what's going on in here? Notices Beaker is unconscious* Beaker? Beaker? *turns to Bunsen angrily* What did you do this time you..you..aaarrrgh! Just when I thought things were going to be nice for a while, and I thought Beaker and I might have a future... Oh Beaker, come back to me! *to Bunsen* He better!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *still snuggling Beaker* Oh hi Kate! Beaker's ok. A little mad at a certain scientist, but he'll be allright.

Sweetums: *opens the trap door* Just a minute! I'll go get Alex! *runs across the hall* Alex! Alex! Tony wants to talk to ya!

Alex: Oh! Ok! *hurries into her room, forgetting to put Beaker down* Hi Tony!

Sweetums: Alex! Bring him back!

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Red tries to sneak into room 3*
Mokey: Red! There you are!
Red: Oh...hi Mokey, I didn't think anyone would be here or up for that matter
Mokey: Where were you after the awards?
Red: Um, Gobo showed me some of the neat places he's discovered around town, you know, from exploring and stuff?
Mokey: Usually you're not interested in that kind of thing
Red: Well, no, but I don't know, it was kind of fun. And then we had breakfast at Everybody Eats and now I'm back
Mokey: Are you sure that's all that happened?
Red *blushes a little*: Yes I am sure. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm exhausted *bounces off to her bed while Mokey just smiles and shakes her head*