Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Well... All I know is that my roomies will have fun putting up all the cute Christmas batties and will be glad to help out with anyone else's decorating. As for me, got some class stuff to take care of these next couple of weeks. But after then, I'll be overseeing the ginormous Christmas tree being set up in the center of town, along with adding all the ornaments. Oh, it'll be a grand surprise to be sure, and I know my main master mathematician will love it too.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Posts up her newest pic in the Thanksgiving Thread)
There.

Bunsen:
(Comes in the room looking like a stuffed ball of plush)

Beaker:
Mee...me..meee...
(Groans)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Smiles goofily as he smells of perfume)

Claudia:
Nice lipstick, Doc.

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Blushes faintly)
Oh, sorry, it's just...we...I...

Claudia:
I don't want to know.
Welcome back, boys.
Still stuffed from yesterday?

Bunsen:
You are correct.

Beaker:
(Flies out the window with the force of Sweetum's voice pounding through the wall)

Claudia:
BEAKKKKKKKKKEEERRR!

Bunsen:
Why does this always happen to you, Beakie?

Beaker:
(SPLAT)

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Beaker:
(Limps into Alex's room)
Mee mee meee....

Claudia:
(Stomps on his foot)

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Bunsen:
Tony is a kind man.
I think he'll take care of her...
isn't that enough for you, Beakie?

Beaker:
Tonymmeee...
(Takes Claudia and pretends to slit her throat)

Bunsen:
You silly boy...
(Chuckles)

Claudia:
Ok, Beaker, no more cookies for youuuu..

Beaker:
(Spreads out his plans for Tony's death)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ignore the pink thing.
What's going on here?

Claudia:
Alex!
(Sits on her bed and lightly pats her face)
WAKKKIEEE WAAAKKIIIEEE!

Bunsen:
Cut it out, Claudia.

Claudia:
Yes, Bunnie.
Erm....

Dr. Van Neuter:
Sweetums, where did you find her?
I think that'd be a place to start...

Beaker:
Meep.

(Alex, get on Yahoo! Your boyfriend keeps bothering me on how much he misses you! LOL!
I miss my baby, too! GET ON!)

 

[Erine81981]

*sluks back to the my room* *waves to everyone he passes but not to happliy* This is going to be a long weekend without my..*opens the door*

Monsters: Kyle!

What?

Herry: We're back!

*happy* I can see that! What are ya'll doing back so early?

Grover: We wanted to come back.

I thought ya'll would go home to ya'lls homes for the weekend.

Murray: Noooo. We had to come back and be with our friends.

Bruce: And you too.

*leans out the door* Oscar?

Oscar: *spreading dirt on to his "Scram" mat* What do you want?

I wasn't expecting to see you here either.

Oscar: Well it isn't the same at Sesame Street when i can't play tricks on others as well as the ones on the street.

Oh i love you too!

Oscar: *groans and goes back to putting up his grocuhie dirty christmas tree*

Well guys. Then it's time to start getting our thanksgiving decs. down and getting our christmas up.

Grover: I will go get our little cute tree. *runs off*

Herry: I'll get the decorates and the lights. *runs off after Grover*

Murray: I'll help with the thanksgiving ones.

Bruce: Me too.

Good. *truns on the Muppet Dorms Central radio with Christmas music starts playing*

 

[Katzi428]

Yoo-hoo!I'm back!
Prairie:Hi Back..I'm Prairie Dawn! And this is my friend Rosita!
Rosita:Mucho gusto,Back!
the girls giggle as we hug
So..how was everyone's Thanksgiving?
Prairie:Ooohh..mine was great!There are some leftover surprises for you in the kitchen.
Oh Prairie..I hope your mom said yes about bringing them back here.
Prairie:She did...I promise..crossing her heart
OK...if you insist. Rosita..how was your Thanksgiving?
Rosita:It was good thanks.There was some turkey and cranberry salad left over. Plus coconut custard pie.So Mami packed it up for me to share with you two.
Sounds good!I wish I had brought back some leftover stuff from my brother's.There was lasagna and a couple of pieces of a peanut butter cake that my aunt made.But my brother and sister in law kept them.
Rosita:So how's the baby?
Getting big!She has so much hair now!
Prairie:Got any pictures?
Nope...not yet. Maybe in a couple of days when my sister in law is on her regular computer.
Prairie:All right. I'll bring out the goodies.
she goes into the kitchen and comes back a couple of minutes laterFrom my mom,Kath.hands me a plate
DEVILLED EGGS!Delish!
Prairie:Read the note.
Dear Kathy,
Hope you had an "egg" citing Thanksgiving!
See you soon!
Love,
Mr. & Mrs. Dawn
Awww...
the three of us sit around eating some leftovers & giving little pieces of turkey to Gaffer.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (unpacking) So, how was the family back in the Cave, Beige?
Beige: (checking on his collection of dust rags) They behaved themselves well enough.
Storyteller: (shivers) It's cold in here - did someone turn the heat off while we were gone?
Beige: I think Erin did before we left. To save energy and stuff. (pause) Where is everyone else, anyway?
Storyteller: I think they'll be along eventually - Erin was in New York on Friday, and Nora had to help see off her relatives, and Scooter had something to take care of...

(door creaks open)

Nora: Storyteller? Beige? (lugs in suitcase)
Storyteller: Hello, Nora, dear, how was your holiday?
Nora: Just fine - okay, so my younger siblings rigged up a squib in the mashed potatoes, but apart from that it was okay.
Beige: Where are the others?
Nora: Scooter just called - he's catching a ride with Erin, and they'll be over later. (goes to room to unpack)

 

[Erine81981]

That looks awsome guys. We did a wonderful job in decorating.

Grover: And our tree looks really cute and adorable.

Murray: Like you Grover.

Grover: Awwww.....you making me blush. *laughs*

Herry: *calling Ed* Hello Ed. Yes. I was asking becuase if you need some help i can go get a tree if you need me too.

I can help too.

Murry: I can too.

Grover: I can carry the star.

Bruce: *walking in with stocking hats for everyone* Here. I just our mail and saw that my mom made us all hats for the winter.

That is so nice of her. We'll have to call her later and thank her.

Herry: *still on the phone* Yes. Everyone said they would help out if you need us too. Ok. Talk to you later. Bye. *hangs up phone* He said he would call back later.

Ok. Look at what Bruce's mom made us.

Herry: Oh boy. I've been needing a new one. Mine is kind of worn out.

*we all agree*

Well i'm going to start getting ready for dinner tonight. Now what sounds good. *phone rings* Hey mom! Doin fine. Everyone here is fine. Yes. We have our heater on. It's snowing there! Wow! It's proubley beautiful there. Uh huh. Yep. Ok. Well give my love to everyone there. Ok. Talk to you later. Love you too. Bye. *hangs up* It's snowing there.

Grover: Oooo snow!

Bruce: I wished we had some snow here to play in.

Murray: Snowmen and snowballs fights.

Yep. Fun stuff happens during these times of the years.

 

[The Count]

Thanks Herry... But the tree for the center of town is too large for any one Muppet to handle. The team put it up today and the decorations will be handled with care by yours truly with the assistance of some fanged flyers. You might want to sit down and listen to the Muppetcast though, already sent my contest entry.

*Drops off a few solid squares of seven-layer bars at Room #26, 29, 3, and 7.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(a motor scooter pulls into one of several curbside parking spaces for the dorms, and two people - one human and one Muppet - dismount and head inside with overnight bags)

Scooter: Traffic was awful tonight, wasn't it?
Erin: (groans) Understatement of the century, Scooter. And if some of those drivers aren't crazy, they're at least giving it a good shot.
Scooter: I know - I mean, is it really physically possible to eat fettucine Alfredo, talk on a cell phone, do a crossword puzzle and read War and Peace while changing lanes?
Erin: For that one guy in that red sedan, it apparently is. (stops at door) What's this? (spots package on doormat to room 7)
Scooter: It's from Ed and the Count and Uncle Deadly. (opens it) Oh, wow, seven-layer bars! (eagerly chomps into one)
Erin: (calls down the hallway) Thanks, guys! (opening the door) Anyone home?
Storyteller: There you are! We've been waiting an hour or so...well, come in, dinner's ready.
Beige: How was traffic?
E & Sc: Awful.
Nora: (shudders) My grandparents just called - some woman nearly ran them off the road. They say she was putting on makeup, text-messaging, making a macrame shawl and doing ab crunches while driving.
Scooter: Ed and the others sent over seven-layer bars.
Beige: Oh, boy!
Storyteller: Not now, Beige, you'll spoil your appetite. There's a big pot of soup, and there's hot bread. (waits until others head into kitchen, and sneaks a bar from the package)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey guys, I'm back from the weekend. Hello? Anyone here? Hmm, that's strange, Mokey, Red and Wanda all left early to come back here, I wonder where they are. I would think Abby would be back too.
*Suddenly all roomies jump out from the closet*
Roomies: SURPRISE!
Red: Happy birthday!
Abby: We have cake!
Wanda: And presents
Mokey: And a whole lot of love for our favorite roomie
Beth: Aww, thanks you guys, I'm glad I got back here in time for this!

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: *on the phone with Ed* No! Not that tree. I mean the one for the dorms. Like in the lobby. I thought we had one last year. Did we?

*reading a book* I always thought we did. Unless we didn't have enough money back then.

Grover: I am just glad...*remembers* Beth?

What Grover?

Grover: Today is her birthday.

Oh no! I had totally forgot all about that. Tomorrow i'll swing by the store and get her something.

Grover: Ok. *goes back to looking at baby animals book*