Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[anytimepally]

Don Music begins playing spook music on the Piano

Randall: Getting in the mood a little early, eh?
Sal: It's never too early for Halloween!
Randall: Well, December's probably too early..
The Two-Headed Monster: Oooga Booga Wooga.. Ah-Ah!
Don: I like Halloween, so what? .. Johnny, you'll know this one.. the music changes

Johnny: (singing)

I put a spell on you...
Because you're mine!

You better stop
The thing that you do
I said, watch out
I ain't lying....

I ain't gonna take none
Of your fooling around
I ain't gonna take none
Of your putting me down

I put a spell on you....
Because you're mine!

I put a spell on you...
Because you're mine!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Oh my gosh!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, what's going on sister?
(Snaps fingers)

Claudia:
(Laughs loudly at his girlish voice)
Ok, I was playing.
I like that song.

Johnny rarely sings so I thought it was odd--in a good way.
It's a miracle Don didn't slam his head to pieces! I guess it was a lucky
day for him!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Too bad there were no back up singers.
(Jokes)

Claudia:
What? What do you want? A Las Vegas styled musical?
(Laughs)

Beaker:
Mmmm..meep!

Claudia:
With women...
(Rolls eyes)

Bunsen:
Hm, I rather enjoyed it!
I could not help but hum it out as I
was installing our newest security system.

Claudia:
What was wrong with the old one?

Bunsen:
Think dear.
You need not to think too much of it.

Claudia:
Ok.
Yeah, no day is ever safe with monsters abusing your inventions while your out but then again...we're not safe in here either...

Beaker explodes, I fly out the window, Phil gets electrocuted, and you experience moments where you sort of lose it.

Bunsen:
True.

Claudia:
Oooo...HI ME! XD
(Sees herself in the mirror)

Bunsen:
And you have moments where you need it.

Dr. Van Neuter:
If I only had a brain...

Claudia:
(Glares)

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (rubbing Gaffer's head who is sitting on my lap) So what did you guys think?
Ernie: Harry Potter is a great movie.
Bert: It was alright.
Ernie: What's wrong, Bert?
Bert: Well, they had all those owls and they couldn't put in one pigeon.
Ernie: (shakes his head) Hmm.
Prairie: Well, I liked Hermoine Granger. She was quite intellegent and a wonderful representation for young girls.
Bryan: Yeah, well wait til you see the others. That was only the first of the series.
Cookie: (opens up a phone book)
Bryan: What are you doing, Cookie Monster?
Cookie: Me find number to order chocolate frogs. They look delicious!
(All laugh)

 

[The Count]

*Knoc on Door #29.
Hi... Heard some monster say something about some chocolate frogs. Don't have those... But would some chocolate spiders do instead?
*Passes some of the defrightful desserts to Bryan and his roomies.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (opening door) Oh, hi, Ed. We'd be glad to help with the food. In fact, we've got some...

(crash from the kitchen, accompanied by some screams)

Beige: Not the canopic jars!
Scooter: Ick...what'd you use for those brains?
Nora: Um, tomato sauce, boiled macaroni and gray food coloring.
Storyteller: I don't care, just clean it up before I...(gulps and runs off to her hut)

Erin: (sigh) At the moment, we've got trouble. But we'll help out with the food, rest assured. (goes off to kitchen to help with cleanup)

 

[The Count]

Thanks Erin... Will drop off a menu list early tomorrow. Well, it already is tomorrow... Got that and some errands for class to run as well, a tax form assignment and To Kill a Mockingbird to read.
You know, for human brains, you'd be better off dying a nice big hefty cauliflower. Oh well, sleep tight and rest in peace.

 

[The Count]

*Sends a message to Erin with the menu for the Halloween party. *Hopes that between her roomies and ours and some of the others with Bryan and Ryan and the such we can get it done between today and tomorrow.

The Booffé wil include:
Garlic goblin bread.
Bat burgers.
Devilled eggs.
Monster Mash mashed potatoes.
Pumpkin soup.
Root Cellar potion soup.
Platter with black olives, shy-taki shrooms, baby cah-rrots, and onion salted potatos with creamy garlic spinach dip or Black Lagoon fish paste.
Boston baked beans.
Dry bone tortilla chips.
Blood sausages.
Halloween Punch.
Black Bat Cherry soda.
Harvest Moon cookies.
Pumpkin Patch cakes with scream cheese icing.
Fudge spiders.
Dark chocolate plots with individual edible tombstones.

OK guys, time to get workin'!
*We all head out to do what needs be done this weekend before we can get down and enjoy ourselves at the party.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Life...
Beau: Yeah...
George: Who needs it? *evil grin*
Mildred: ...Not yet dear.

 

[Gloat]

Adam: Finally, i thought this day would never come! and i got a Ukulele! *starts playing it*

Boppity and Gloat: *Give Adam packages*

Adam: oooh, thanks guys *hugs em* You didnt have to ya know

Boppity: But you threatened us to do it

Adam: But i was joking, didn't you know that?

Gloat: nope, we obviously didn't

Adam: Well thanks anyway, 'ppreciate it, in fact, we can have some good quality food today!

Boppity and Gloat: Yay!

Adam: And plus, Blackburn won!

Boppity: A little gift from us

Adam: .........What did you do?....

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Adam?
(Eyes go wide as she runs out of the room to glomp him)
ADAAAAMMMM!

Dr. Van Neuter:
What's with her?

Bunsen:
Well, it has been a long time since she's seen her friend.
I'd join in on her little fun but, ah...
I prefer to finish sorting out some things.

Beaker:
(Scribbling plots to destroy Tony)