Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Oh come on... You guys know you're part of the family too... Kim's like an aunt, sister to Lisa, with her feet firmly rooted in the library. Hmmm, it's possible Erin takes after her side of the family. And Bryan, you know you're like another brother, what with our being Sesame seed comrades in arms.

And Prawny... You did start it all... Go back to that 30th of December thread and you'll see that you are indeed the father of all this madness. But enough of that, twas a momentary silly attack I had. So now let's movit right along and get back to the dorms.

Since the dorms will be closed as of tomorrow, I propose we get together and wish Claudia a happy early birthday, it's on the 28th of the Augustine month. Any cards or gifts can be left with her science class roomies, hope to see you at the party later tonight.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: True, Bunsen, but my tea is just hot water and tea leaves - or crumpled up mint leaves. No sugar or anything else.
Nora: But you've been keeping your fluids up - I mean, you downed two full glasses of water at lunch alone.
Storyteller: And I hear that mint is supposed to be good for the nerves and the stomach...
Erin: That's true. (pause) So what are we going to get Claudia for her birthday?
Nora: A copy of "Weird Science."
Storyteller: A bust of Einstein.
Erin: A renewed life insurance policy.
Nora: Really?
Erin: Who knows?
Storyteller: Well whatever we get, we'll have to drop it off tonight, 'cause the dorms close tomorrow.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Morning sleepyhead! Wakey wakey Bunnie has some...er Beaker what rhymes after that?

Beaker: Meep?

Bunsen: Oh nevermind.

Claudia: Not now, I'm busy dating Charles Chaplin....pretty...eyes...of...blue. *snores*

Bunsen: Claudia, I am sorry to announce that he is dead (since 1972 I think...)now snap out of it. I've something for you.

Claudia: He is not dead in MY dream. *Snugs under the blanket* Gimme a kiss amour...*snores*

Bunsen: No thank you.

Beaker: Meep!

Bunsen: Oh, Charles Chaplin...*looks embarrassed* I knew that. *Tucks her early gifts into her side*

Claudia: *Snores even louder*

Bunsen: Geebus, she snores even louder than you!

Beaker: Meee?

Bunsen: Well, you do snore too.

Beaker: Hmph.

 

[Beakerfan]

*everyone from room 42 bursts into Claudia's room*
All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLAUDIA! *shower of confetti rains down*
Pepe: Wake up Seniorita hokay! *gently shakes her* Pepe has present for jou hokay!
Alex: You mean WE have a present for her!
Pepe: Oh, si! Si! We have a present for jou hokay!
Animal: *presents a three-layer cake, covered in sugar-flowers* CAKE!
Alex: Annnnnd.... drum roll please!
Animal: *rolls his drum around the room*
Alex: That's not exactly what I meant, but okayyy. Here ya go! Enjoy! *gives Claudia a box which contains all of Michael Jackson's music videos, along with a lock of his hair* Um, don't ask me how I got his hair.......
Animal: *shakes his head* PLEASE NO!
Alex: Yeahhhh..... listen to him.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker: Meepmeep! *Sees cake hungrily* *Gets a fork until he is stopped by Bunsen*

Bunsen: Naughty naughty! No cake Beaker.

Beaker: *Looks around before passing a finger over the frosting quickly and eats it*

Claudia: *Wakes up in shock* O_O AHHHHHHHH! *Sees a rolling drum* Who's in the room eh? What? *Sees Alex* OH HIIII! *Tries to fix hair* *GASP* MY DREAM HAS COME TRUE! D: *Gets all the MJ pressies* THANK YOU! *Huggles Alex madly*

Bunsen: You forgot his..erherm..hair. Er, how DID you manage to get it?

Beaker: MeeenowantknowMEEP!

Claudia: OMGSH YOU GOT MICHAEL'S HAIR? XD AHHHHHHH *Squeal* OMGOMGOMG! *Gets his hair and puts it in a container before labeling it "DO NOT TOUCH OR SNIFF"*......I......like to sniff his stuff...I don't know...XD

Bunsen: Yes, I know.

Claudia: *Clears throat* Thank you sooo much Alex! I shall be moonwalking to his music the whole day! XD *Tries to find the glove she stole from him when he was shopping in Las Vegas*

Bunsen: Oh thank you Alex now you've got her hyper on Michael Jackson. Wait you stole his glove?

Claudia: ....he never noticed....but now I HAVE HIS HAIR! EEEEEE! <3

Beaker: *Dresses in MJ stuff* MEEP!

[Do not worry hehehe I never stole anything.]

 

[Erine81981]

Herry: There's a party going on in Claudia's room.

Murray: I'm in for it. Party. A word that means celebration.

Grover: Oooo i love parties myself. I know what to get Claudia for her birthday. I will be right back. *jets off*

Herry: But...but....Grover? Cluadia's birthday isn't for another few days.

Murray: Then why were we going to a party for her?

Herry: I heard Alex giving her a cake. So i thought we don't miss her when she leaves.

Murray: She's still going to leave?

Herry: We don't know but come on. Let's still give her a heads up about her birthday.

Murray: I am right behind you.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Oh no!
Big Bird: What's the matter?
Bry: The Dorms is closing tomorrow and that means we have to pack it all up today!
Telly: So what's the problem?
Bry: I won't be here all day! I have a matinee this afternoon and then I have to work later tonight! On top of that, we need to get Claudia a birthday present.
Telly: Oh no! We're doomed!
Bry: Doomed? Well, I wouldn't go that far.
Bert: Don't worry, Bryan. We'll be here all day. We can handle packing up some of the stuff ourselves.
Bry: You sure?
Ernie: All under control!
Bry: Thanks, guys. I owe ya one.
Big Bird: I hope you remember that when you pick your roomies for next year.
Bry: Don't worry, Big Bird. I'll do my best to make sure we stick together.
Big Bird: Promise?
Bry: I promise.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: Hey Kyl- *Sees him rush off* I wonder why I am being given gifts so early and where did he run off to?

Bunsen: Gee, think Claudia.

Beaker: Meep!

Claudia: *Thinks* XD Oh YAH! My birthday! XD Gonna be old soon.....

Bunsen: Someone has been getting a little slow.

Claudia: Someone is asking for it.

Beaker: Meeee...*Holding Peepers*

Bunsen: *Gulp*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *doing homework*
Rizzo: Ryan, what're ya doin', sittin' here doin' homework now of all times, we've gotta move outta d'is joint tomorrow, and we haven't packed anyt'ing!
Ryan: Don't worry about it, Rizzo.
Rizzo: Don't worry about it? I don't wanna be stuck here after everyone else has gone!
Ryan: Rizzo, calm down, we're just moving to the roof.
Rizzo: Da roof?
Ryan: Yeah.
Rizzo: But why?
Ryan: Why not?
Rizzo: ...Good grief.

 

[The Count]

Don't worry Bry... The place will still be open tomorrow for last-minute packing and departures... Hope the Count gets here soon with our present for Claudia.

*At the store: Count: Ah-ha, so many frames to choose from... I do so love shopping! Especially vhen I get to count all the choices!