Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Hmmm... Wonder if any of Mr. Macintosh's relations work at that fruit stall. Oh well, off to the fanfics!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: So are you ok with what I've written Cookie?
Cookie: Me fine with it. It just a story
Beth: Good, I'm glad you don't mind

 

[BEAR]

(at Hooper's...)

Bry: (cleaning counters when the phone rings) Hooper's in Hensonville, this is Bryan.
Telly: (calling from dorms, he is eating some sorbet) Hi, Bryan! How's work?
Bry: Kinda slow actually. Bert and Ernie back yet?
Telly: I haven't seen 'em.
Bry: (hears lip smacking) What are you eating?
Telly: Oh! Strawberry sorbet. Erin made it!
Bry: Really?
Telly: Yeah. She's made all kinds of flavors. It's so sweet and refreshing, especially on a hot day like today.
Bry: Sounds good. I wonder if she'd be willing to make some to sell at the store.
Telly: I can ask!
Bry: Thanks, Telly!
(Telly runs off to talk to Erin)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns*
Uncle Deadly: Good to see you back and writing again, my fiend.
Ryan: Thanks Uncle D.
Uncle Deadly: Now get to it!
Ryan: *sigh* Yes sir.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Ryan, is it okay if we go back to our own room now?
Bert: yeah I think I heard Bryan was back.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink* I didn't even realize you guys were still here! Yes, please, by all means go on back, sorry guys. Tell Bry I said hi!

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: You didn't notice we were still here or that your floor is covered in Jell-o. Ah well...come on, Bert!

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *blink blink* *shakes head* I hope Rizzo's hungry.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (ladling finished sorbets into cartons) Nora, hurry up with the kiwis!
Nora: (runs into kitchen, drops a paper bag full of kiwis onto the counter) Got as much as I could carry!
Erin: Excellent, excellent, thanks a bunch. (starts weighing and chopping kiwis)
Nora: Did you make strawberry as well?
Erin: Yeah, Telly came by here and got some earlier. (mixes kiwis with lime juice, and whirs them in a blender)
Storyteller: There's someone at the door, hang on. (answers door) Hello, Telly, good to see you again...what? Really? One moment. (goes back to kitchen) Would you be willing to sell some at Deep Freeze and Cold Comfort, as well as Hooper's?
Erin: Me? Make sorbet to sell? Well...
Storyteller: Come on, they'd go wild for it.
Nora: Yeah, your stuff is really popular here in the dorms.
Erin: Hmmm...hey, why not. And I might show them some of my gelato recipes as well...
Storyteller: That's our girl. (to Telly) Tell Bry she's keen on it...yes, see you later. (returns to kitchen) Aren't those seraphim up there (points to Jim and Richard and co's cloud) supposed to be coming down here for some sorbet?
Erin: Yes, they are. Nora, ladle out, let's see...two lemons for Jeff and Eren, one lime for Jerry, one strawberry for Jim, 'cause the kiwi's not done, and two mango-oranges for Richard and Christine. And call Ed, tell him that batch of lime with coconut is done.

 

[The Count]

*Two car-hop waitress bats flutter past the window of Room #7... They pick up the lime and coconut sorbet for Ed, and the coconut sorbet with pieces of toasted shredded coconut for the Count.
*They leave a nice tip for Erin before coming back home to Room #1 and then off to their midnight minnarets at the master's doomicile.