Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Big Bird: (snoring) Qua-qua-qua-qua...
Bry: Zzzzzzzz...
Telly: Zzzzzzzz...
Chuckie Sue: (nawing on the bars of her cage)

 

[Gloat]

*In the lobby*

Gloat: *humming tune happily*

Adam: why are you so happy? *smiles*

Gloat: Oh, im not happy *carries on humming*

Adam: Oh, alright then *looks confused* you need a haircut by the way

Gloat: What *looks at hair around his neck* i dont need a haircut

Adam: oh yes you do, you look a mess

Gloat: but my hair is supposed to be messy, it gives me character!

Adam: but thats the problem!

Gloat: *moving away*

Adam: Dont worry, im joking, i love your messy green hair, its Boppity's thats the problem

Gloat: *sighs* can we go do something fun?

Adam: no

Gloat: *blinks*

Adam: kidding ya, if anyone wants to have fun with us we can then

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Thought I heard Prawny quietly clinking back into his room.
Count Ah, so good to have family back home where they belong.
Yep, he'll have to see if Bryan's in to send Bert and Ernie back, they might have to spend the night with that guy and his cast of roomies.
Count: Indeed...

You know... I wonder how Uncle Deadly would feel about having another relative.
Count: Another one?
Oh yeah... Already have plans to bring him and Auntie Eleanor into the castle's count... With a niece and nephew who are dragons too... Just thinking I found the angle for that fiery Mexican dragon from Power Rangers to join the family. But that's a long ways away, just keep the news to yourself OK Count?
Count: You can count on me.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: That was a splendid movie!

Claudia: *puts her purse on her chair happily* *Eyes flashing with enthusiasm* IT WAS GREAT!

Bunsen: Yes, Dumbledore had style.

Claudia: That part made me laugh but I hate Cho Chang now. Ratting on the group so unloyaly.

Bunsen: Well, her feelings got in the way.

Claudia: Tell that to the crazy lady Umbridge! Torturing young students!

Bunsen: It was very disturbing but that film had heart.

Claudia: AND ACTION! : D

Beaker: *grabs a stick and pretends to shoot a crucio curse*

Claudia: OH OUCH! THE AGONY! OH GOSH THE LIGHT IS FLASHING BEFORE ME EYES!

Bunsen: Fear not! *chuckles* *pretends to do occulemency*

Beaker: MEEMEE!

Claudia: *laughing loudly* SILLIES!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: But in the book, the squealer was some girl named Marietta.
Erin: Yeah, and when she did, her face looked like Vendaface had just gotten through with it.
Nora: Uh-huh - if Vendaface had a "really ugly zits and blemishes" option.
Erin: And I think it does - Beaker, stop zapping Claudia with the Crucio Curse, that's an Unforgivable Curse!
Storyteller: An Unforgivable Curse - just like my brother-in-law's singing voice.
Nora: He's that bad?
Storyteller: Oh, dear Lord, whenever he sings, flowers wilt and the Ditzies' light becomes noticeably darker.
Erin: He is that bad.
Nora: And what do you guys think of Umbridge?
Storyteller: Don't go there.
Erin: Yeah, or else I might be tempted to use words that would be spelled out with asterisks.

 

[The Count]

Yes... That's why I love being a fan of something where I have friends that can supply answers like Erin, cause they're as big fans as I am.
Although... The movie directors probably did that in order to make the break-up between Harry and Jo more believable. Unforgivable curses, and yet they used them all over the place in the last three books. If you thought Umbridge was a BA lady in OOTP, wait till you see/read about her in DH.

Oh well, gotta get a move on, new term duties creeping up.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Nora: But in the book, the squealer was some girl named Marietta.
Erin: Yeah, and when she did, her face looked like Vendaface had just gotten through with it.
Nora: Uh-huh - if Vendaface had a "really ugly zits and blemishes" option.
Erin: And I think it does - Beaker, stop zapping Claudia with the Crucio Curse, that's an Unforgivable Curse!
Storyteller: An Unforgivable Curse - just like my brother-in-law's singing voice.
Nora: He's that bad?
Storyteller: Oh, dear Lord, whenever he sings, flowers wilt and the Ditzies' light becomes noticeably darker.
Erin: He is that bad.
Nora: And what do you guys think of Umbridge?
Storyteller: Don't go there.
Erin: Yeah, or else I might be tempted to use words that would be spelled out with asterisks.

[OOC: Deathly Hallows was AWESOME but anyway...]

Claudia: Umbridge is demented, terrible, vile and plastic! The pink...kittens...the happy creepiness. THE RULES D:!

Bunsen: Dreadful, however, she is very attractive.

Claudia & Beaker: O_O;;; *stares at him*

Bunsen: Well, she was rather pretty to look at..

Claudia: You know I thought that you'd like tonks but..Umbridge?

Bunsen: ...she...she's just something nearly exact to my fancy that's all.

Claudia: EWW! D:

Beaker: *shakes*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (shocked) Bunsen? Did you just say that Umbridge was attractive?
Erin: (in kitchen, over whir of blender) Good grief, he has gone off the deep end.
Nora: And Ed was right - if you thought she was bad in "Phoenix..." (pause) Erin, what are you doing in there? (goes into kitchen, where E. has an array of fruits spread out over the stove and counter)
Erin: It's sorbet season, and I'm making a few batches for the dorms. I'm working on the mango-orange at the moment, and then I'm going to do kiwi, lemon, maybe some lime...
Nora: Wow...this place is going to look like an extension to Deep Freeze or Cold Comfort.
Storyteller: You make that sound like a bad thing - Erin, dear, save some lime for me, won't you?
Erin: Will do - and I think Richard's already got his eye on the mango-orange.

(up in heaven)

Richard: You know I do.
Jim: I'll take some kiwi, Jerry's put in an order for the lime, Joe and Eren both want some of the lemon and Christine wants some of the mango-orange.

 

[The Count]

Put in a request for a lime and coconut sorbet from Erin's shop... Better ask for a second coconut for the ol' counting man though.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Lime's coming through, but the kiwi's on hold.
Nora: What happened?
Erin: Don't have enough kiwis. Storyteller, could you pass me that coconut on the counter there?
Storyteller: Certainly.
(E. takes a hammer and nail, punches holes in the coconut and lets the milk drain into a measuring cup)
Erin: Nora (opens purse, takes out a few dollars), could you make a run to the fruit stall down near Nelson Square and grab a few more kiwis, please?
Nora: Will do. (departs)