Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Yeah... I'd like to see that story updated too Beth. But only if you can get to it of course. BTW: How'd you get past the muffins to your room? Were you able to eat your way in?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: But of course! I love muffins! Ok, I'm kidding, I had one or two, Cookie Monster took care of the rest

Cookie: *urp* Scuse me

Beth: By the way, head on down to the library, the latest chapter of my story is up

 

[The Count]

Heading there now. Then it's off for a shave and a bath... Two bits!

 

[Katzi428]

walking in and collapsing on the couchOyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Gaffer pounces on me and starts walking on my stomach & chest.Prrt?
Not now Gaffer...we'll bond later,OK kitty?scratching her head and then putting her down
Prairie:Kath...you look wiped out!You all right?
Yeah...just glad I don't drive is all.I had an appointment at my doctor's new office.So between me & my mom we almost couldn't find it, We finally did.But on the way home,we got lost!
Prairie:Oh no!
Oh yes!Well thankfully we found our way home.Both my mom & I did a lot of praying to my dad to guide us home.He listened,but I'm sure if he was alive he'd tell the 2 of us we were nuts.I'll eat something later,OK Prairie?
Prairie:Yep.You still have that submarine sandwich from yesterday.So you can eat that later.
Right...Zzzzzzzzzz
Prairie:sighPoor Kath.

 

[The Count]

Wha? You were lost Kathy? Did you try... You know the rest.

 

[Katzi428]

Wha? You were lost Kathy? Did you try... You know the rest.

popping head upNope...didn't try Harry Krishna.Might've worked though.

 

[Beakerfan]

Pepe: *bursts out of bedroom* Holaaaaa! It is I, Pepe! And now that have had such a wonderful beauty rest, I shall go meet some sexy ladies okay!
Floyd: Heh heh, do ya think you can catch em?
Pepe: *looks at hands* I have uno*holds up hand*...., dos*holds up hand*....., tres*holds up hand*...., quatro*holds up last hand*...... four hands! Oh yes, I think I can catch them.
Floyd: Well, good luck!
Alex: Hey Pepe! Are you ready to go? While we're gone Biff and Sully will bring up your furniture.
Pepe: Yes, yes! I am ready to go! But ah, where are we going first?
Alex: Well, I thought we could start in the lobby. There's usually someone down there.
Pepe: Then lets go okay!

*Alex and Pepe head down to the lobby*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Grr...Sal, you won't let me sing, and then you and your buddies burst into song in there...why I oughta...
MN: Oh, drop it, Storyteller, it's no big deal.
Storyteller: (sigh) Oh, all right, all right. (sits down) Long day?
MN: As ever. Where's Nora?
Storyteller: Oh, she's already hit the sack. Long day for her, too.
MN: And it's only Monday. (looks up) Uh-oh, lock the door.
Storyteller: Why?
MN: It's Pepe; he's coming down to the lobby.
(the two jump up and quickly start bolting the doors)
Storyteller: Keep your feelers to yourself, shrimp!
MN: And that's not a request!
(Nora's door opens)
Nora: (yawn) What's going on?
MN: Nothing, Nora, go back to bed.

 

[Katzi428]

Rositarunning in and locking the doorThat Pepe better watch himself!!
What happened Rosita?Are you all right?
Rosita:Yes,thank goodness but from what I heard from the girls around here,he seems to go after every woman here!
Prairie:Uhoh...he sounds like Animal!.
Yeah..poor Alex!! Well we'll do our best with defending ourselves against Pepe. Maybe the divine Miss P. can teach us some karate?
Rosita:You think she will,Kath?
Let's hope so.

 

[Beakerfan]

*in the lobby.........*
Alex: HELLO? Where did everyone go?
Pepe: I must have startled them with my marvelous looks okay!
Alex: Well, they can't avoid you forever! We all live here, you know?
*Animal jumps out from behind the front desk*
Pepe: Hola, mi amigo!
Animal: HOLA!
Alex: *gives Animal a strange look*
Pepe: What, you did not know this? It is true! I, Pepe, have been teaching Animal Spanish okay.
Animal: SENIOR-ITA! *runs after somebody*
Alex: Juuust great. *buries hands in face*