Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

*Slips invitations through all the rooms' doors' mail slots.
Hi and greetings from the MC Dorms management team.

We have very exciting news for you today. There's rumors of a birthday today. Whose? None other than that flippery friend to us all, Kermit The Frog! Yaey!
But please, I've been instructed by Catherine his roommate to keep this a secret from the affable amphibian. If you want to help, please talk to Cath in Room #20. The second floor common room and lobby if necessary will host the party. Everybody's invited, if you can make it that is. Birthday presents and cards are to be dropped off at the 2nd floor common room's storage closet. Try your best not to let Kermit know what's going on. We want him to be thoroughly surprise at the party later tonight.

Thanks, have a great day and see you at the party.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: *rings Kermit* Good morning, I just want to say--
Bo: *snatches phone* --Do you have any of those Shoe-fly Pies your mom makes?
Beau: *grabs phone back* Was gunna say--
Bobo: *grabs phone* Is that Kermit? Hey Kermit hap-
Bo: *snatches phone* Hapless, as I am to the plight of african children in need, I want Shoe-fly pie!
Bobo: What.
Bo: SHHH!
Bean: *bounces and grabs phone* KERMIE! IT'S YOUR BIR--
Bo: *grabs phone* Bird.Big Bird! Big Bird's also wanting some pie.er.
Beau: I just wanted to wish him Merry Christmas.
Bo: *faints*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Big Bird: It's Kermit's birthday! I have to go sing to him! Yayyymmphe *Beth grabs his beak and holds it closed*
Beth: Big Bird, what did Ed say? It is Kermit's birthday, but there's a surprise party tonight so we have to keep it a secret until then
Big Bird: Oh ok, I'm sorry
Beth: No problem. So, what should we get him guys?
Red: Um, flies?
Wanda: I think we can come up with something a little better than that
Cookie: Cookies!
Beth: Ok, I guess we have to do some brainstorming. Come on guys, let's think
*they all get lost in thought*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Ok, Floyd. You heard Ed's announcement. You can't tell Animal. He'll spill the beans. Which means you probably shouldn't tell Pepe, since those two seem to be pretty tight.
Floyd: Right! So, uh, what are we gonna do for the frog?
Alex: I don't know yet. I think about it while I'm at work.
Floyd: Alright, and I'll make sure Animal and the shrimp stay in line while you're gone!
Alex: Sounds great to me!

 

[The Count]

*Little does Bo know, his call to Kermit never went through.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Wow!I almost forgot it was you-know-who's birthday.
Rosita:Yeah,it is.We'll go down to Muppet Mall today and pick out something special for him from the 3 of us.
Sounds like a good idea.I think "Happy Feet" is out on DVD.So we'll get that for him.He did a great job dancing to that song on The Muppet Show.
Prairie:OK.we'll get that for him.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ok guys, I think we've got some good ideas. Let's head out to the store
Cookie: Me hungry. We go get lunch too?
Beth: Sure, come on guys
Red: I sure hope we can find what we're looking for
Wanda: I'm sure we will
Big Bird: Oh boy, I love birthdays, this is so much fun!

Post #4993 edging ever closer to 5K.

 

[The Count]

Count: Now vhat to get. Hmmm, this one's a toughy. Maybe Ed vill run into some of our fiends and get something from one of the stores downtown. In any case, I'd better go get my little ones ready for the party. *Sighs of mixed feelings. If only I could help Ed vith my little ones. Maybe the guys from the dorms vould be villing to help out too, but it needs to be a better effort than last time. Mmm, that'll take a bit of brainstorming, but I'm sure ve can do it vhen the time's fright.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *drops stuff on the floor and flops down on the bed* Phew! It's hot out!
Pepe: Si, but not as hot as me! *makes manly pose*
Floyd: *bursts in* Hi Alex! Did you have any great ideas?
Alex: Shhhh! *gestures toward Pepe and Animal*
Pepe: What is this we are "shooshing" and waving about hokay? *leans in, suddenly very interested* Do you ah, have a suprise for me?
Floyd: Well it aint for you, Mr. Shrimp!
Pepe: *looks hurt* I am a King Prawn hokay!
Floyd: Really? I thought they were the same thing.
Pepe: *clenches fists* Go ahead, Senior Bass-plucker! Call me a shrimp! Come on! I dare you! *starts raving in Spanish*
Floyd: Why, you. *gets tackled by Pepe*
Animal: *jumps into the fight and sits on Floyd* *clenches Pepe in one hand* CALM DOWN!
Alex: *horrified* Uh, thank you Animal! *glares at the squashed Floyd and squeezed Pepe* Whatever beef you two have with each other, WORK IT OUT! Honestly Floyd. I did not expect this of you. Do you realize that ANIMAL had to separate you two?
Animal: *looks sweetly at Alex*
Alex: Now both of you! On your beds! Animal and I are going to go see if the Count needs any help. You two can stay here until you can get along.
Floyd: *shamefully trudges to his bed*
Pepe: *in awe* Such power! Such control! Such wisdom! All from such a beautiful woman! *hugs Alex*
Alex: On your bed, NOW. Animal, are you ready?
*Animal and Alex go find the Count*

 

[The Count]

Count: Hi Alex. Hi Animal.
Vell. The frog decorations are vhat ve're hanging up now. Cath's the one you should go talk to about helping out vith the party preparations. Although. Ve do need someone strong and experienced at beating a flat surface to pound out the balloons.
*Reveals a bunch of balloons with a sort of matlike form.
These vill line the ceiling and valls, as a sort of tube liner turning the room into a rubber room, perfect for hopping and bopping the night avay. You think Animal vould.