Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Hey guys! We've got a new roomie movin in today!
Floyd: Really? Who?
His name's Pepe, and he's from Mexico.
Animal: WHY
Floyd: Yeah, really man! Why do you need another roommate?
Well I just thought he'd be a good addition to the two ladies men I'm already rooming with. *thinks to self* why in the world would I want to room with a bunch of ladies men???? *to Floyd and Animal* Just remember: he's got a bit of an ego, but I think he should fit in real well!
Pepe: *drops suitcase on floor* HOLA! My name is Pepe okay! I am very excited to be your new room mate okay.
Floyd: Hey Pepe! I'm Floyd, and this is Animal. *to Animal* He's a shrimp!
Animal: *somewhat suprised* Hiiiiiiii.
Pepe: I am not a shrimp! I am a king prawn, okay! So uh, where do I sleep?
Well, your bed hasn't been brought up yet. I think Biff and Sully will be working on that, but in the meantime, you're more than welcome to sleep wherever you like, and you can just drop your stuff over there for now. After that, you can go meet the other dorm residents! I think you'll enjoy meeting Rosita.
Pepe: Okay, okay, okay. I put my stuff here, seniorita, then, you can take me to meet all the other lovely senioritas? This uh, Rosita okay?
Well, don't get your hopes up too much. But sure, I'll show you around!

 

[Katzi428]

Hey Rosita!There'll be someone else from Mexico rooming in the dorms!
Rosita:That's great!Is it a girl or boy?( Or a "whatever" like Gonzo is )
Heehee! That's cute. It's a guy and his name is Pepe the King Prawn. Just be careful though.First of all,he hates being called a shrimp.Second,he likes chasing females.
Rosita:Uhoh...I'll look out.Thanks Kath.
No problem.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Heads up, ladies. We've got a Casanova in the dorms.
Nora: Oh, dear...it's Pepe, isn't it?
MN: 'Fraid so. But all the same, he's going to be a new resident, so no bouillabaisse jokes for the time being, okay?
Storyteller: But if you're nervous, Nora dear, you may borrow my can of pepperweed spray.
MN: True...but I think Ed will see to it that all the female residents of the dorms may move about in safety and peace of mind.

 

[The Count]

Well... With plenty of da' sexy ladies in town... Especially that stranger working at Coming Unbound, he probably won't be bothering any of the residents here. But I can't say for sure, you know how us guys with our one-track minds get sometimes.

Good night Erin... Now then, I'll just tuck this recipe for oyster bisque and oyster crackers for another time.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ed! ED!! We have something for you!
Clifford: Yeah man, in honor of you becomin' a moderator here, we did somethin' big!
Gonzo: Really big!
Uncle Deadly: Indeed, we felt that because you're such a great friend, you needed something spectacular.
Gonzo: Really spectacular!
Rizzo: And it's food!
Gonzo: Really food!
Camilla: Brawk?
Gonzo: *shrug*
Ryan: Here it is, your big surprise! *pulls string and muffins flood the lobby* ...Gonzo! I told you to fill it with penguins!
Gonzo: ...Oops.
Ryan: *rolls eyes* I'll start cleaning up...

 

[The Count]

*Ryan goes to clean up the muffins... You crazy?!? Oh sorry, forgot who you live with. Leave the muffins where they are, with the crowd we have here, they'll be eaten in no time. And if we need someone to sweep away the crumbs, I can always ask Beth to let Cookie Monster loose.

Thanks Prawny... Rully nice gesture.
*Glomps Prawny.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Well, I hope there are plenty of attractive females in town to keep Pepe and his busy feelers distracted.
MN: Including that mysterious miss at the bookshop...and Nora, you still haven't...
Nora: I'm trying, I'm trying, but she's really secretive. (change of subject) Have they posted a photo of the quilt block yet?
MN: No, but they've posted a slot where the magic number 5765 will go.
Storyteller: (singing) Magic...magic be with you...

 

[anytimepally]

Sal: (hears singing.. runs out into the hall) WHO IS DAT?! WHOEVER YOUSE ARE, YOU'D BETTER QUIET UP BEFORE JOHNNY FIAMA'S READY FOR HIS BEAUTY SLEEP... AND TRUST ME, HE'S NEEDIN' IT!
Randall: Sal, get back in here, you crazy monkey.. Fraggles can sing if they want to.
(Sal grunts and reluctant relents)
Randall: Well, Johnny, the Devil's are out.
Johnny: (shuddering) Yeah.. so's my bank account.
Randall: We really need to have a talk about this gambling sometime.
Sal: Yeah, Johnny.. only a dope would bet on his favorite team! You're biased.
Johnny: Hey, thanks a lot there, Sal.
Randall: Sal, that's not what I meant.
(Sal shrugs)
Don: Well, hockey's done as far as I'm concerned.. I've refocused on baseball season.. the Cubs have won five in a row!
Randall: (chuckles) You seem like someone who'd be a Cubs' fan.
Don: And what, exactly, is that supposed to mean, hmmm?
Randall: (shakes his head) Nothing.. (to Johnny) .. keep your chin up, Johnny.. Jersey gave it a good run, right?
Johnny: Yeah... and there's always next year...
Randall: We'll make a Cubs' fan of you yet, Johnny.

Don: (singing, at his piano)

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about
Tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs,
And the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And Grin,
And Say,
Oh!

(speaking).. EVERYBODY.. BIG FINISH!

Don, Johnny, Sal, & Me:

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
So ya gotta hang on
'Til tomorrow
Come what may
Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I love ya Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!

Sal: AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Goodnight Everybody!

 

[The Count]

So... Should we tell him about the Nets? Nah, let him get his good night's sleep.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: I'm sorry I haven't been around much guys. I feel like a horrible roommate
Wanda: We understand, it's been a crazy couple of weeks for you
Beth: This week won't be too bad. I'll be gone next weekend for that wedding though
Red: Are we staying with anyone?
Beth: Eh, I'll just be gone overnight, I think you guys can manage that
Cookie: You leave us cookies?
Beth: Sure
Cookie: We be fine then
Beth: In the meantime I'm going to spend lots of time with you guys this week
Wanda: How's about updating that story then? I'm not sure I like where you left it
Beth: I'm going to do my best to get to that today!
Wanda: Fair enough