Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Darts off to library to see if Catherine updated her St. Patrick's Day story.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *phone rings* *answers* Hello? Hello? *nothing* Curious...

...later...

Beau: *phone rings* hel-low? *nothing* Helloo? Curious.

...later...

Bobo: *phone rings* Not now. *smashes phone with fist* *changes tv chanel*

 

[The Count]

*Punches Bo's lights out.
Oh sorry... Seems that light fixture was giving off some bad illumination.
*Punches Bo's lights out again.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Oh that's odd...the lights are all flickerating.
Bo: *is knocked out*
Bobo: Did you try hitting the switch?
Beau: Good point. *switches the lights back on*
Bobo: Bo? Are you oka?

 

[The Count]

*Bo's lights are still out... The switch does nothing to turn them back on.
Hmmm... We'll have to call an electrician to fix that. It's coming out of your salary Bo.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Luckily...I don't have a salary...which is why I havn't paid rent since I got here. I'm hoping you havn't yet noticed.
Bobo: And telling him that is the way to go about it.
Bo: Sometimes it helps to hide things in plain sight...
Bobo: You know that chocolate you hide on the sofa cushions?
Bo: You ate it?
Bobo: Beau sat on it...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Big Bird: *sigh* We still didn't find Bryan. What if we never find him? Maybe he didn't miss me that much after all.
Beth: Don't be silly, of course he missed you, he said so in every postcard he wrote. *puts arm around Big Bird*
*Wanda comes running into the room*
Wanda: Big Bird! Bryan's been looking for you!
Big Bird: Really? We were looking for him!
Wanda: I bet if you head on up to your room you'll find him there
Big Bird: Ok!
*goes up to Bryan's room and opens door*
Big Bird: Hello? Bert? Ernie? Telly? Bryan??

 

[The Count]

Oh... I noticed all fright. And I know for a fact you happen to have a salary. The one you get from that Wilson's place. Which is why you keep getting a higher post-total stash than I, so expect a bill for those lights in the mail.

*Slips bill for light fixtures to be fixed through mail slot in Room #4's door.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: Uh oh...someone's been leaving junk mail on the mat again...*tosses it into the bin* Don't need to thank me or anything.

 

[The Count]

Ooh... He shouldn't have done that.

*Bag of bill notices is thrown into Room #4 through the hole in the wall between his and Christy's rooms.