Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

[Erine81981]

Me and Herry see each other

Herry: Sorry Kyle.

Sorry Herry.

Both: I must have fallen asleep.

Herry: You did?

Yep and you did too?

Herry: Yea.

Good to know we both aren't mad at each other.

Herry: Me too. How about now?

Both hug each other

Now what?

Herry: Our little sing along.

Sure! I'll come and help you so we both won't fall asleep.

Herry: Sounds good.

 

[Erine81981]

*walks out of the storage shed rubbing my eyes* What? It's night time! Herry!

Herry: *wakes up and steps outside* It's already night time? Man we really need to get to bed early tonight so we can be able to stay up to do our little sing along. Oh boy.

Homer Honker: Honk honk honk honk, honk!

Yep your right Homer. You can help us from falling asleep next time. Wonder if we can find a place that has a tv.

Herry: I don't know. I'm heading off to sleep. *falls right over on the old mattress*

Good night then. Come on Homer. Let's head off!

Homer Honker: Honk! *points off into the distence*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Scooter: (on phone) Right, I'll tell them. Have fun and good luck. (hangs up)
Nora: Who was it?
Scooter: It's Erin; she's going to be out of town for a few days, and she says start moving in if the dorms re-open while she's gone.
Beige: Nice...say, guys, what do you think of this big limestone security Fraggle sculpture I got for my room?
Storyteller: Positively repulsive.
Nora: Oh, you're being positive and negative at the same time, like a set of magnets.
Storyteller: Hmm, hmm...as for me, I would have gone for some nice paintings of moonflowers and...
Beige: No way; I'm allergic to moonflowers.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

That brings us this quesdtion: Where are we staying tonight?

TG: It's too far of a drive back to the hotel...

Annie Sue: And we do need a roof over our heads in case it rains.

Mystery Person #5: How about in that building? *points to the Dorms*

... D--yaaahhh... that building's closed right now... *glances down to the ground*

Mystery Person #5: ... oh. *chuckles nervously* ^_^;

 

[Ruahnna]

Kermit: (balancing a huge steamer trunk on his back) Um, Piggy? Piggy, um, sweetheart? Can I put this down now? The dorms aren't even open.
Piggy: (sounding hurt and firm) But, but--Kermie! I have to get unpacked as soon as possible! You cannot imagine how many clothes I crammed into my trunk--
Kermit: (muttering) Try me.
Piggy: --and I need to get them all into my room and aired out before classes start.
Kermit: Yeah, but, but Piggy--I'm not sure how much longer my arms can hold out. The trunk is starting to slip, and---WHAH!
(Frog and trunk crash to the ground. After a moment, frog crawls out from under the trunk and staggers over to sit on it. Pig is not pleased, but years of long association have made the frog tactful. He reaches out and snags Piggy's satin-gloved hand.)
Piggy: Kermit!
Kermit: Here--Piggy, c'mere, here. Sit down next to me for a second.
(Piggy casts one more uncertain look at the door, but the entreaty is hard to resist. She flouces over and sits down next to her frog and furniture mover.)
Kermit: Now--isn't this better? We can sit right here and wait, okay? And when the dorms open up, we'll be ready, okay?
Piggy: (doubtfully) Um, okay, Kermie. If you say so.
(Kermit stretches a tired arm, which coincidentally happens to settle around Piggy's waist. Piggy gives it a look--have warning and half very pleased with herself.)
Kermit: There now--this is good. What more could we ask for?
Piggy: Starbucks.
Kermit: Huh?
Piggy: A double half-caff mochachino with extra whipped cream and, oh, two of those little biscotti things?
Kermit: Now?
Piggy: Um, yes. Now is good.
(Kermit sighs, stands up and heads for the nearest coffee emporium.)
Kermit: (sighing) I'll be back in a minute.
Piggy: (complacent) Oh, good. Then you'll be ready when the door opens.
Kermit: (muttering) Sheesh....

 

[TogetherAgain]

*Lisa has been sitting on the roof, watching. Offers bowl to Ryan. Popcorn?
Rowlf: Bowl's empty.
Lisa: <Looks in bowl> ...Oh.
Chef: Ya bur de bo de poppety poppin corn de poppendy... <reaches for popcorn bowl>
Lisa: Oh, you're makin' more? Sweet. <Hands bowl to Chef>
Chef: Yuppen de moor de poppen! <Fills bowl with balloons> <pops balloons, which were apparently filled with corn> <Hands bowl back to Lisa> Poppen de corn de boshkie!
Lisa: Thank ye Chef. <Offers bowl to wwfpooh> Popcorn? Careful with it. Prawnie ate the last batch, and as you can tell by his absence... He popped.

 

[Erine81981]

Seems all the sane people are climbing to the top of the Dorm's roof. *yells up to Lisa* Hey guys! Throw down a rope!

 

[TogetherAgain]

Robin: <peers over side of roof> What's he saying?
Lisa: It sounds like... "Low frown of hope." ...Wha...
Robin: <Frowns> That doesn't make any--
Rowlf: <Clamps paw over Robin's mouth> Dubloons!
Chef: Hee de shkurmee see de seeeayn purdepul um de heer.
Rowlf: <double-take>
Lisa: ...<Frowns>... Sane? ...<Blink> ...<Blink> <blink>
Rowlf: Quit showin' off.
Lisa: Sorry. <Looks down over edge of roof and scratches head> ...Sane?
Robin: ...<Looks up at Rowlf> I don't think he knows what he's talking about.
Rowlf: <Nods> Well said.
Chef: <Resumes cooking pasta on the barbecue> ...<Don't ask, alright?> Reengo sfer de hu, de huushky do. Mer ger de sfer de le hu, BORK BORK BORK!

 

[Colbynfriends]

*Dr Teeth passes me. Colby, and Dumb Dog.*
Whoa, what was that all about?
Heck if I know.
Definitly weird.
*Roosevelt Frainklin walks up*
What are you all doing here?
Very breif cameos.
Oh, ok.

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

We now join the crew of Kim and the Fraggles in their hotel room as they await the re-opening of the Muppet Dorms.

Gillis: Now, this is just getting ridiculous.
Kim: Are you referring to the insanity going on on the lawn of the dorms, or the fact that it's been two weeks and we're still in this hotel room?
Boober: Can't it be both?
Tosh: I'm worried. What if something's happened to Ed or Bryan, and that's why the dorms can't open?
Kim: You're not the only one, Tosh, believe me.
Gillis: Well, it certainly seems like we're the only ones who are worried. For everyone else, it's business as usual.
Mimzy: Don't you mean insanity as usual?
Gillis: That's what I said; business as usual.

-Kim