Well done, christyb and welcome!
(Continuing)
Meanwhile, forum members Docnzhoss, JaniceFerSure, christyb, Erine81981, bobhopesite, TuttertheMouse, Ronald McDonald, Barry Lee, Uncle Deadly, Beakerfan, ryhoyarbie, Mupitz, Kimp the Shrimp, the prawn cracker, Dante Cat, Banjo Matt, homerthegreat, Amazing Mumford and many others were cruising Muppet Central. Docnzhoss was writing up a new bit for the thread "The Muppet Show (Ultimate Outline)". JaniceFerSure, christyb and Erine81981 were reading posts from "Muppet Dorms: The Next Semester". Everyone was busy having a great time reading posts, playing games, creating new threads, catching up on Muppet news and participating in everything that makes Muppet Central a great, happy place.
At approximately 11:17 AM, several members experienced something odd: their screens suddenly went blank for several seconds. Docnzhoss muttered something awful thinking his computer had malfunctioned. He hit his computer monitor a couple of times, then slammed his fist on the keyboard. Then, as suddenly as the screens had gone blank, they came back up bearing the image of a skull and crossbones before bringing Muppet Central back up.
"That's not usual," JaniceFerSure said to herself and set her sights on sending an email to Phillip Chapman, who by now had boarded a jet plane set to take off for an undisclosed location. However, after JaniceFerSure crafted a brilliantly worded and punctuated letter, she clicked "Send Message". What happened next caused JaniceFerSure's heart to plummet into her stomach. A message popped up reading:
You have been infected with the deadly Spyware Virus. There is no cure,
there is no escape. From this point forward, Muppet Central is mine and
mine alone. Unfortunately for you, you will find that your computer will
not allow you to exit Muppet Central. You are my prisoners. Every one of
you. And you are to do as I say forever more. Remember, there is no
escaping me.
Sincerely,
Snidley Spyware
This was a catastrophe! Worldwide, Muppet Central members were receiving the same message. Despair set in as they realized the awful truth: they could not escape Muppet Central.
Back at Muppet Central Headquarters, Snidley Spyware exited the Main Control Room with that same mischievous grin spread across his weasely face. He took one gruesome yellow fingernail and tapped it on one of his gruesome yellow teeth. As his dreadful smile got bigger, a dark cloud began to form overhead...(continued)