Moppet Family Idol

[Beauregard]

Father: Not as much as I wonder why I don't drag him off the stage for proclaiming to be a material girl when he quite obviously is nothing of the kind, I mean, would a material girl where those cheap sneakers that I passed off as brand name last christmas?

 

[Vic Romano]

I know! What a schmuck! That was horrible! My ears are bleeding! Get that chowder head off the stage!

 

[redBoobergurl]

Izzy: Well, I suppose I could get up there and sing, but I think it's a conflict of interest since my husband is one of the judges. I think I'll just sit back and watch.

 

[Beauregard]

Moppet: Madam, you could certainly dance...
Father: *cough*

 

[The Count]

But that shmuck's already off the stage. *And back here unfortunately.
Oh hello Izzy... Perhaps you can have your friend Beth perform instead? Your call.

*Leaves Moppet's comment die on the chilled air it was uttered.

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *aside* I am sorry Cole, oldman, there's no excuse for him...
Moppet: but there is excuse for Izzy to dance...
Father: SHUT UP! *looks at the next contestent* Not you...

 

[The Count]

*Trying to remain civil... It's her choice if she wants to dance with me or with Moppet. But I'm warning you Moppet, none of yer tricks or y'ell be sorry.
Do you want to dance Izzy? Or perhaps you've convinced your friend to perform. Maybe the girls might want to put on some kind of act. Or that nice girl Lisa from down the lane...

 

[Beauregard]

Father: *looks around for a distraction before Mopet does anything else...*

Note to non MopFam readers: moppet is Father's alter ego...

 

[redBoobergurl]

Izzy: I most certainly will not dance! I wouldn't dream of it, not here, not...oh never mind. Yes, I will find this girl Beth and see if she will perform instead. I'm just not sure where's she's gotten off to.

 

[MrsPepper]

Well, if no-one else will go, I'll perform next.
**MrsP Clears her throat violently and taps her foot as she waits for an introduction**